Bust your best rhymes!!!

Well bust a mad rhyme... i'll start

Look to the right it's a mod look to the left its a mod

They think theyre more powerful than god

but it all good I dont care

what that brown stuff on my underwear

gamespot geeks come with me

and climb up a tree

if you you wanna photoshop pedobear into my life

you better get your hands off my asian wife

...thank you.

Haikus are so cool.

This is a filler sentence.

I swam in a pool.

Wow, is this it?

This topic is ****!

Thats just my luck...

Now lets ****

yo yo yo

my skin might be white but my neck is red

i put miracle whip on my wonder bread

how many ****'s have i slapped? zero

and martha stewart happens to be my hero

my face is pale, nah

ive never been in jail

me and buffy spend every winter at vail

i grew up on a farm and i was born with no rythm

dr phils my uncle and i like to hang with him

i cant dance

i wear khaki pants

my middle names lance

my grandmas from france

so maybe im wack

cause my skin aint black

but you cant talk smack

cause whitey just struck back

You enter a thread
Oh ****, you're dead
They label you a troll
You do a barrel roll
They touch your shoulder
But you know you'll fold her
Arms into many pieces
Giving birth to nieces
Some say they're emo
They say to "dream hoe"
Sometimes I'm so pissed
I go home to cut my wrist
But I'm not scared
For all that I've dared
They think it's a sin
To be a virgin
If you know religion
We'll talk again
'Cause I can't stand you
For the threads you renew
You want to rehash
You're white trash
And so am I
And others die
In suicide threads
Torn into shreads
You Photoship this
You've never once kissed
Do you have pics please?
Is this some disease?
I'm thirteen thirty-seven (1337)
In a godless heaven
Take this **** down
I'm drowning you clown
With my uber typing skills
Must you feel all of my kills?

That's spontaneous.

i come in this thread to moan and wail

that first rhyme was full of FAIL

I came in to bust a couple of freestyles

All I got was some boos and my ears are bleedin' out

So I went to a bar to grab some booze,

And start staring at the chick with the hugest *****

She stared back, but I ain't no noob

I've played around before, and it ain't WOW

or playing it for fourty hours, and I ain't a joke like Austin Powers

But I just took a shower, and I smell really good

No need for Axe, I just need to knock on wood.

Approach her and ask her name, hope to kindle a flame

Her name was Crystal, or was it Natalie,

But I had to see, or she had to leave

But I got extra seats, in my car, and it ain't a wreak

I show her respect, and so I can hit the deck

Next morning, gotta go baby, I got shows to do

Parties to crack, places you can't come to,

A renegade, media's been afraid that I top Soulja Boy

I notice boy, that your skills are lacking,

You better get out packing,

Same with Flo-Rida, he a lo-rida, to show his crack to men

So he can start packin' them, into his peephole

His teeth shows, vanilla cream all over

Game's over, this rap is finished.

yo yo yo[spoiler] my skin might be white but my neck is red

i put miracle whip on my wonder bread

how many ****'s have i slapped? zero

and martha stewart happens to be my hero

my face is pale, nah

ive never been in jail

me and buffy spend every winter at vail

i grew up on a farm and i was born with no rythm

dr phils my uncle and i like to hang with him

i cant dance

i wear khaki pants

my middle names lance

my grandmas from france

so maybe im wack

cause my skin aint black

but you cant talk smack

cause whitey just struck back

[/spoiler] linkin_guy109

I :lol:ed.

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town call Bellaire.

In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and just shooting some b-ball out side of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you moving with your aunty and uncle in Bellaire.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had a dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab was rare, but i thougth naw forget it, yo home to Bellaire.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the driver yo homes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bellaire.

This thread has so many rhymes

Some are fresh, some are cries

Off topic thugs

How Do I Look

Please I need some Drugs

My Friend Tried to Stab Me

He Gave me 50 bucks

Photoshop this pic

Most of them really suck

Iight, check it

They call me flowmaster cause i spit like a paster,

I drive in my caddi yet im always faster,

PoPo always try to catch me,

until i tell them IM FLOWMASTER!

I like speakers

also like beakers

I love monitor

I like a door

I hate desk

Desk is a pest

Mouse is good

.......... wood

Keyboard is dirty

Silent and ....... shirty...

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Does anyone write serious poetry? The reason I ask is that I've done that as of late (none of this silly stuff)and I have four poems on my blog, but you can't view them.[/QUOTE

"Silly stuff" dude freestylin is an art boi, u couldnt do it even if u tryed so back off and quit tryin to act all tight with ur "poetry".

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Does anyone write serious poetry? The reason I ask is that I've done that as of late (none of this silly stuff)and I have four poems on my blog, but you can't view them.shadimoscouplos

"Silly stuff" dude freestylin is an art boi, u couldnt do it even if u tryed so back off and quit tryin to act all tight with ur "poetry".

Did I say it wasn't? :| Just because I call it silly doesn't mean I don't like it. I actually love some of these.

the cat
in the hat
hit a rat
with a bat

that's all i got.

the cat
in the hat
hit a rat
with a bat

that's all i got.

God_of_duty117

three strikes your out, so walk back tipping your baseball cap

you just been beat, and your taste falls flat

either your rhyming or your vodka

you should've thought of, more ways to spit

more critics to ride on your ****

sorry bout the cussin, mods, i reframe

but i won't dumb down, so i gotta run now.

go through google, stumble on website, i must be in a slum now

site says bang bros, and my slang shows, that the spot where i hang low

i crank a boat, got out at 20 knots, but theres too many cops

and i running on empty, how do i stop?

I realize I can't, so i dive down thinking San Andreas

my hands are shaking, i realize i can't swim,

that muted ass snake, i drown in my sins.

Yo man I can ryhme

All the time

I could do it

On the Dime

I could freestyle

for quiet awhile

I never run out of ideas.....

......

:(

[QUOTE="God_of_duty117"]

the cat
in the hat
hit a rat
with a bat

that's all i got.

hiphops_savior

three strikes your out, so walk back tipping your baseball cap

you just been beat, and your taste falls flat

either your rhyming or your vodka

you should've thought of, more ways to spit

more critics to ride on your ****

sorry bout the cussin, mods, i reframe

but i won't dumb down, so i gotta run now.

go through google, stumble on website, i must be in a slum now

site says bang bros, and my slang shows, that the spot where i hang low

i crank a boat, got out at 20 knots, but theres too many cops

and i running on empty, how do i stop?

I realize I can't, so i dive down thinking San Andreas

my hands are shaking, i realize i can't swim,

that muted ass snake, i drown in my sins.

WOOO! nice bro!

yo yo yo

my skin might be white but my neck is red

i put miracle whip on my wonder bread

how many ****'s have i slapped? zero

and martha stewart happens to be my hero

my face is pale, nah

ive never been in jail

me and buffy spend every winter at vail

i grew up on a farm and i was born with no rythm

dr phils my uncle and i like to hang with him

i cant dance

i wear khaki pants

my middle names lance

my grandmas from france

so maybe im wack

cause my skin aint black

but you cant talk smack

cause whitey just struck back

linkin_guy109

That movie is pretty funny.

Im so tired Imma bout to go to bed.

But I saw this thread and my eyes turned to red.