Can a plant grow if you feed it semen?

There are many liquids that can help a plant grow. Cold coffee has great affects on plants and helps them grow. Does semen have this same affect?

You should try it, Science project?

Will babies grow from it?

You should try it, Science project?

gotdangit

Actually. I think I might send this to mythbusters. They could find the truth,

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You should try it, Science project?

Rob0_Jesus

Actually. I think I might send this to mythbusters. They could find the truth,

I imagine it would have some nutritional value, especially as it is partially composed of water.domatron23

I knew there was water in it! My friends said its got no water in it but I knew it!

Wow... seriously? This is the kind of thing I'd expect to find on that site.

WTF...I would reckon no. Most plants have no use for proteins and there is not enough fluid...unless you use a lot. *shudders* :?

Try it, just don't have sex with it.Brutal_Elitegs

Right, because putting your "unit" into a plant isn't a wonderful and beautiful thing, no matter how soft and supple the inside of a plant may be, or how its green leaves glisten sensuously in the moonlight, no matter how much that plant is just begging for kinky sex... it's just plain wrong.

I am sure it would not hurt, but as for only semen, no I dont think that'd work

:lol: i dont know about you guys but i laughed my ass off when i saw this

but you know what dude go for it just shoot a load into the nearest plant

Can't say I've ever tried it. That sounds like something I ought to ask at Wal-Mart's garden centre. I'd love to see the employee's reaction.

all hail the mighty semen

[QUOTE="Brutal_Elitegs"]Try it, just don't have sex with it.yabbicoke

Right, because putting your "unit" into a plant isn't a wonderful and beautiful thing, no matter how soft and supple the inside of a plant may be, or how its green leaves glisten sensuously in the moonlight, no matter how much that plant is just begging for kinky sex... it's just plain wrong.

With such a provocative pose, those Begonias are practically asking for it. Awww, come 'ere you. Who's a dirty little plant? :oops:

Prolly have one exotic plant when you're done.

[QUOTE="domatron23"]I imagine it would have some nutritional value, especially as it is partially composed of water.Rob0_Jesus

I knew there was water in it! My friends said its got no water in it but I knew it!

Not nearly enough water. You have to remember that coffee is mostly water, it's just been filtered through coffee grounds. You'd basically be feeding this plant almost pure genetic code with a small bit of transport fluid that, according to the previous poster, is composed partly of water. I guess if there is water in semen it could work, but you would need more than one person could supply to keep it alive for any length of time.

With such a provocative pose, those Begonias are practically asking for it. Awww, come 'ere you. Who's a dirty little plant? :oops:

Your gonna feed sailors to plants? clubsammich91

feed me *in tiny voice*

ok...like wow...gotta love late night OT.MgamerBD

seriously

stoned is the way of the walk, apparently

yeah you try this and you'll get addicted to it, soon you will move onto puppies and kittens by feeding them nothing but semen then you will eventually have a baby of your own and thats when it really gets out of hand. Trust me, i knew this guy who did the same thing..

It sounds like someone is trying to mate with a plant, how does it feel?:lol:

...wow, i say find out..and tell us the results

There are many liquids that can help a plant grow. Cold coffee has great affects on plants and helps them grow. Does semen have this same affect?

Rob0_Jesus

0_o

That's a pretty intersting, (if not rather disturbing) question.

I say go for it.

Anyone want a shot of protein? I'm a little backed up.

Why would you try?

Why would you care?

all hail the mighty semen

killer336

Lmao

Don't feed the plants!