so i'm sitting here minding my own business on facebook right eatin some peanut butter crunch cranking dat beastie boys right?
well my status on facebook says some stuff about me leaving for basic training in 4 days and this one girl likes to call me her hubby (inside joke) and so our convo was sorta like we were going out even though we arnt and the following occured...
My status was "4 days till i get to forget about this place"
morgan the girl starts the IM convo...
Morgan: but you will never forget about me right hubby??
Me: idk...its either you or the peanut butter capn crunch...and right now i'm really hungry...
Morgan: ouch.
that hurts....what a great husband you are...im glad this relationship has menat so much to you that you would choose the captain over me....im going to go cry.
Me: what?...its friggin peanut butter capn crunch! cmon cut me a break!
Morgan: ummmm i dont know about that..and, i guess the peanut butter does it, cause technically you could call me captain...i see how it is....i will never be able to compete with the peanut butter...i guess you two belong together.
Me: duh! i told you that a long time ago! gah woman!
Morgan:well as long as you're happy...thats all that matters i guess...
Me: yeah sure now go get me some more i'm almost out.
Morgan: well im going to make hot coco and wrap up in a blanket cause i went ice skating and now im cold...and i dont have a hubby to keep me warm cause hes too busy eatting peanut butter captain crunch..
Me: no husband? you FAIL fatty. goodnight.
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