China doesn't exist and is secretly run by the United Nations.

"China" as we know it is a conspiracy. The real China is nothing more than a fictiticious country created by the United Nations to keep the American economy stable and give the UN a convenient proxy in which to sow social unrest in Africa under the geise of economic development in order to engineer conflict zones for future military involvement in order to advance the goals of the illuminati.

The world is secretly run by a shadowy cabal located in Taiwan which is the secret capital of the UN one world government. Steve Jobs was a high ranking member of this secretive group and hints to the conspiracy can be found in the source code of the latest version of i-Tunes. Steve Jobs was trying to warn us before he died.

The Truth Is Out There.

USA doesn't exist and is secretly run by the United Nations to give China's economy stablitly. See what I did there?

USA doesn't exist and is secretly run by the United Nations to give China's economy stablitly. See what I did there?

sherman-tank1

This sounds like some crazy Hideo Kojima **** right here :P.

^ so i heard you like conspiracies so i put a conspiracy in your conspiracy..?

This sounds like some crazy Hideo Kojima **** right here :P.

SapSacPrime

*puff, puff* pass...

yeah just like 2012, its all BS with no CONCRETE evidence!

This thread is awesome. I must keep an eye on it.

TC in a nutshell.

The world doesn't exist and is just a hologram. We are just an experiment.

The world doesn't exist and is just a hologram. We are just an experiment.

gamerguru100

So on the maps where it show China, what's actually there?

None of that is true. Only *I* know the real truth.

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

And eventually we'll discover that our lives have been nothing but tv shows for everyone else to enjoy

Where can I get this advanced copy of Metal Gear Solid 5?

USA doesn't exist and is secretly run by the United Nations to give China's economy stablitly. See what I did there?

sherman-tank1

If China doesn't exist, where is all of the low-cost manufacturing actually done?

this forum doesn't exist. Its just a hologram made to feed my procrastination

You shouldn't post while you're high.Kcinz

So on the maps where it show China, what's actually there?

Jackc8

Raptor=New Ambitious Knight. The prophecy holds true

Breaking news from Gamespot OT,

I can't wait to tell this to my chinease friends

I believe you, man. It's all a conspiracy.

I believe you, man. It's all a conspiracy.

ad1x2

those tricky illuminati bastards

I can't wait to tell this to my chinease friends

DarthTuna

You mean your fictitious friends.

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I can't wait to tell this to my chinease friends

one_plum

You mean your fictitious friends.

Cartman from south park was warning us all alonghttp://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187267/bing-bing-harro-prease

". Steve Jobs was a high ranking member of this secretive group and hints to the conspiracy can be found in the source code of the latest version of i-Tunes. Steve Jobs was trying to warn us before he died.

The Truth Is Out There.

RaptorPen

Is that why they built that big wall? So we can't see what is really over there?

You mean to tell me some UN bureaucrat invented pot stickers?