Chinese food makes me sick....

Man, oh man I ate Chinese food for the first time in a few months today and now I'm beginning to remember why I stopped eating it.  It always gives me a stomach ache like three or four hours after I eat it and it makes me have an unpleasant experience in the bathroom later on... Not to mention you're hungry again like an hour after eating it even though one hour ago you were completely full...

 To me Chinese food is a lot like masturbation - it tastes good when you're eating it, but you regret it later.

 I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish...

Man, oh man I ate Chinese food for the first time in a few months today and now I'm beginning to remember why I stopped eating it.  It always gives me a stomach ache like three or four hours after I eat it and it makes me have an unpleasant experience in the bathroom later on... Not to mention you're hungry again like an hour after eating it even though one hour ago you were completely full...

 To me Chinese food is a lot like masturbation - it tastes good when you're eating it, but you regret it later.

 I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish...

TheOT_King

Not so sure I follow you on that one

 I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish...

TheOT_King

Sad to say when I read the topic title, that was the first thing to come to mind. That damn song.

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Man, oh man I ate Chinese food for the first time in a few months today and now I'm beginning to remember why I stopped eating it. It always gives me a stomach ache like three or four hours after I eat it and it makes me have an unpleasant experience in the bathroom later on... Not to mention you're hungry again like an hour after eating it even though one hour ago you were completely full...

To me Chinese food is a lot like masturbation - it tastes good when you're eating it, but you regret it later.

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish...

Crimson_Sin

Not so sure I follow you on that one

[QUOTE="TheOT_King"]

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish...

staindcoldlp

Sad to say when I read the topic title, that was the first thing to come to mind. That damn song.

Chinese food is ok but to be honest, i'm not a 'big eater'. Italian food is the greatest though.

You mean "Chinese" AMERICAN food. It tastes good and hearty, but not healthy. I try to stay away from that as much as possible.

 I prefer REAL authentic Chinese Food....served in Chinatown, in NYC. 

...Zap-O-Matic

[QUOTE="TheOT_King"]

Man, oh man I ate Chinese food for the first time in a few months today and now I'm beginning to remember why I stopped eating it.  It always gives me a stomach ache like three or four hours after I eat it and it makes me have an unpleasant experience in the bathroom later on... Not to mention you're hungry again like an hour after eating it even though one hour ago you were completely full...

 To me Chinese food is a lot like masturbation - it tastes good when you're eating it, but you regret it later.

 I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish...

Crimson_Sin

Not so sure I follow you on that one

wow, he suffers from PMS....(post-masterbation-shame)

[QUOTE="Crimson_Sin"][QUOTE="TheOT_King"]

Man, oh man I ate Chinese food for the first time in a few months today and now I'm beginning to remember why I stopped eating it.  It always gives me a stomach ache like three or four hours after I eat it and it makes me have an unpleasant experience in the bathroom later on... Not to mention you're hungry again like an hour after eating it even though one hour ago you were completely full...

 To me Chinese food is a lot like masturbation - it tastes good when you're eating it, but you regret it later.

 I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish...

squidder_doa

Not so sure I follow you on that one

wow, he suffers from PMS....(post-masterbation-shame)

God I love chinese food

rly?...not me. Hey, you should try Indian Food :D
and btw, i dont like ur choice in women....Rabid_Moogle

also "I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch" is a line from the song "Summer Girls"... I don't think you picked up on that...