Choose your own execution

I learned something interesting today.

In Utah if you are sentenced to death you choose how you want to be executed.

So if you for some reason were sentenced to death. How would you wanna go out?

Personally, I would like to be thrown off a plane at really high altitude. At least the last few minutes of my life will be a rush.

inb4 death by snu-snu:P

Sexual stimulation overdose.

inb4 death by snu-snu:P

aeronauseophile

Something painless.

Being thrown out of a plane.

Being uppercutted off of a pyramid

I want to be Curb-Stomp!

Wait what? *splat*

Gotta be catapulted into a wall of knives. Now that's an epic way to go 8)

Death by old age.Lonelynight

Of conventional execution methods? Probably firing squad.

From the person that was telling me this, who is also an attorney, that guy she was prosecuted chose firing squad.

Since they put one blank round in one of the guns that is used. He wanted to mess with the minds of the executioners. "Did I kill him? Or did I have the blank?" Since a firing squad has not been done in that state in a long time I guess it also caused quite a stir.

Probably the intention of the criminal.

Sexual stimulation overdose.

one_plum

I hope this won't get me moderated. I would want to be suffocated by the [spoiler] breasts of a beautiful woman [/spoiler] . If there's any good way to go out it's that.

guillotine FTW :P Then I want my head stored on a pike muahaha.

Forced to watch Batman and Robin.

Utah you say? Well in that case, letting my address be given to the Mormon church :P

Seriously though, I'd choose to have the state put on a manhunt for me... It would be fun, like Rambo, or Red Dawn. Right?

To eat pastries until death by obesity.

inb4 death by snu-snu:P

aeronauseophile

I would choose a firing squad, with M1As and M1 Garands specifically. I would also choose to have the M1As and M1 Garands loaded with Black Talon .308 and Black Talon .30-06 rounds if possible, as Black Talon rounds are no longer produced, if I recall correctly. If they're not available, then I would request standard hollow points. If I were not killed by the rifles, I would want someone to end it all with a heavily engraved 1911-variant, in .45 ACP, with soft points.

Edit: Crap, original M14s are hard to find. I changed them to M1As. Crap, thinking too much on this. Added more.

hanging. so they can see some gross stuff.

I would choose my execution to be something slow and painful

Something painful like.

Being chased by top-less babes until I fall off a cliff and into my grave below while a priest gives my eulogy.....

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Sexual stimulation overdose.

Meinhard1

Thanks, I didn't realize I had a perfect username/avatar/sig combination until you mentioned it lol.

Death by laughing gas.

Firing squad because I'm just badass like that.

inb4 death by snu-snu:P

aeronauseophile

in a duel against my arch enemy in the pouring rain on top of a sky scraper, while the love of my life tend to the wounds of my best friend. Right before I'm killed I sacrifice my own life by grabbing my arch and throw him of the building. While falling down i'm punching him on the way down as he is shooting me numerous times to no avail. We hit the pavement and our bitter rivalry continues on, in hell.

Death By Penguins!

Ninja Attack