Chuck Norris Facts!

These are some of my fave:

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There were some more but i cant find them. Anyone else got any good ones?

Chuck Norris jokes are a bit overrated, if you ask me.TAMKFan

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every chuck norris fact, in one video

Chuck Norris has only be skydiving once, one grand canyon is enough

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris's gaze will liquefy your kidneys

With ever increasing cost of fuel, Chuck Norris is starting to worry about his drinking habbit

Those were my favourites

Here are a few more:

Chuck Norris only has 2 speeds; walk and kill.

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands...they are now known as the islands.

When god said "let there be light" Chuck Norris replied "turn it on yourself!"

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny, and never have been. I can't wait for this fad to die die dieJenova_Flare

Its already dead.

There's no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch....he decides what time it is.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

Chuck Norris IS Master Chief (Facts also made by imbob44)