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FACT: Chuck norris can roundhouse kick a roundhouse kick.

FACT: chuck norris once made love to a beautiful woman..just by his mere presence very nice!

FACT: Chuck Norris's self-esteem is so high it powers steamboats!

FACT: Chuck Norris once played WarCraft III and sux0red at Island Defense because he was stronger than the Titan!

FACT: Chuck Norris is watching you touch yourself at night.

FACT: Chuck Norris is watching you touch yourself at night.

The_New_Homer

no, thats me

Do stand up...hopefully a brick or tomato hits you in the head and then you lose your memory and we can all forget this happened.

i think you somehow managed to make chuck norris cry.

i think you somehow managed to make chuck norris cry.

LoG-Sacrament

Chuck Norris jokes are easy to make and are always funny because they are so well thought-out. ¬_¬

[QUOTE="The_New_Homer"]

FACT: Chuck Norris is watching you touch yourself at night.

no, thats me

chuck norris once held a viking funeral for a square inch of muscle he lost at BK and BigBoy resturaunts!

Bless your heart, you tried. Perhaps one day you'll make a truly great Chuck Norris fact and then your dream will be complete.

These unfortunately were not so great.

Bless your heart, you tried. Perhaps one day you'll make a truly great Chuck Norris fact and then your dream will be complete.

These unfortunately were not so great.

yokofox33

Chuck Norris Jokes. Are. Not. FUNNY!!!!!!!raven_squad

[QUOTE="raven_squad"]Chuck Norris Jokes. Are. Not. FUNNY!!!!!!!The_New_Homer

The Odyssey > Chuck Norris jokes.

Those werent that great...

chuck norris doesnt need milk to eat cereal.Denion

Chuck Norris jokes are easy to make and are always funny because they are so well thought-out. ¬_¬

Shad0ki11

The steam one was pretty good. The res not so much.

That wasn't funny.

The one about the banhammer is just sad.

[QUOTE="The_New_Homer"][QUOTE="raven_squad"]Chuck Norris Jokes. Are. Not. FUNNY!!!!!!!Shad0ki11

The Odyssey > Chuck Norris jokes.

Clearly you are the Hemingway of Chuck Norris jokes.

chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.The_New_Homer

im positive that you didnt make this one up. ive heard it many times before