chuck norris jokes...

chuck norris CAN beleive its not butter

chuck norris lost his verginity before his dad did

chuck norrises cowboy boots are made from real cowboys

ur turn!

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.

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chuck norris doesn't have any doors in his house, he just walks through walls

check norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris

crop circles are chuck norris's way to tell corn it sometimes needs to lie down

chuck norris doesnt take showers, only blood baths

chuck norris roundhouse kicked a cow and butter came out

every year chuck norris honors a child by roundhouse kicking him to the moon

chcuk norris can beat Through The Fire and Flames on expert with his left nut

if you spell chuck norris in a game of scrabble, you win...forever

A man once told chuck norris a newb, that man was never seen again

He's awesome.

But i wouldnt' want to read any jokes that have to do with him

Chuck Norris fails big time.

Chuck Norris fails big time.

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Ewanmac was never seen again

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

there are no races, only countries of people chuck norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue

there are no steriods in baseball.only players chuck norris has breathed on.

chuck norris once challenged lance armstrong to a "who has more balls" contest. chuck norris won by 5.

chuck norris sheds his skin twice a year

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Chuck Norris fails big time.

EwanMac

Ewanmac was never seen again

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

:P

It's not funny if you ruin the joke!

Chuck norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks

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Chuck Norris fails big time.

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Ewanmac was never seen again

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

:P

It's not funny if you ruin the joke!

Chuck norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks

Oh I ruin'd it. I ruin'd it goooooooooooooooooooooood.

I am so sick of Chuck Norris jokes, but there is one that still makes me laugh:

Chuck Norris once showed me a video of himself making love to my wife... it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

Chuck norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice. Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Underneath his beard is just another fist.

One time Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T at the same time Mr. T punched Chuck Norris. The resulting explosion created an alternate universe where Mr. T roundhouse kicks people and Chuck Norris pities fools.

One time Mr. T went out and captured Big Foot. He then shaved him, only to discover it was Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.