Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer, YOU Decide!!!

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#1 sc-20k
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Make you choice!!!
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Steven Segal
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#3 Raged-wolverine
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jack bauer would beat the crap outta tht retard norris!!
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#4 gotdangit
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Umm Chuck Norris is real not an actor lol

If you see Chuck Norris, Chuck sees you. If you dont see Chuck Norris your dead.

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#5 metallica_fan42
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Wow, just when you think people give up on this lame infatuation with Chuck Norris, once again it gets revived.
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#6 da619freak
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there has not been a terrorist attack on the us since jack bauer appeared on tv

clearly bauer would win

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#7 Sora529
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Sorry, I'm a huge fan of 24, and even though Jack Bauer kicks ass, Chuck Norris kicks more ass.
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#8 Flaming_Ape
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Jack Bauer will just open fire (one shot) to Chuck Norris's torso and after that, Bauer wins.
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#9 VinnoT
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Chuck Norris is the master so he'd win. But Steven Seagal is much much better, and would beat Norris. Wahey!
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Wow, just when you think people give up on this lame infatuation with Chuck Norris, once again it gets revived.metallica_fan42

 

god!i know right!if you guys can name one freaking chuck norris movie ill vote.its past the point of old,and know its just getting agrivated. 

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#11 masterchief0292
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jack bauer would beat the crap outta tht retard norris!!Raged-wolverine
Hah, I don't like either of them. There both kind of Meh IMHO. I don't get caught up in actors..
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Chucky The Doll
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#13 Jelle87
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I think Brock Samson from Venture Brothers pwns them both.
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#14 MavsFan2007
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Chuck Norris. He would kick Jack with Law & Order(names of his two legs. lol)
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Chuck Norris would deflect Jack's bullets with his almighty roundhouse kicks.
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#16 longhorn7
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[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]Wow, just when you think people give up on this lame infatuation with Chuck Norris, once again it gets revived.guitboxdude25

 

god!i know right!if you guys can name one freaking chuck norris movie ill vote.its past the point of old,and know its just getting agrivated.

well i like him because he is a multiple winner of the world martial arts title...but if you want to be picky he was in one of the older bruce lee movies and a slew of action movies in the late 80's/early 90's
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#17 MavsFan2007
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Chuck Norris would deflect Jack's bullets with his almighty roundhouse kicks. easteast

So many Chuck Norris jokes. I LMAO at all of them.

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#18 Apocalypse33
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Chuck Norris can fight in real life
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#19 daniel52587
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Norris wins. Norris can use guns AND round house kicks. Without his gun, Jack Bauer is nothing.
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I think Brock Samson from Venture Brothers pwns them both.Jelle87

I agree.

Hey, your'e alright kid.... 

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Jack FTW!
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#22 CHAOSWEAV3R
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Chuck Norris would smoke Jack Bauer.
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Other: Snake jumps in, ZOMGWTF??  Partys over b*tches.
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#24 doomsdaydave11
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Chuck norris would point his finger at Jack Bauer and yell bang and Bauer would be dead.

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#25 Conanfan1
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Chuck Norris was cool a year ago. The show 24 has sucked for years. I'll have to go with Chuck Norris.
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#26 Teuvan
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Norris wins. Norris can use guns AND round house kicks. Without his gun, Jack Bauer is nothing.daniel52587

Have you ever watched a single episode of 24? Hell, in the last Jack Attack he hung his enemy with a chain. He's used everything from a lamp to a towel to extract information from terrorists. One Hour Action Man Jack Bauer reigns supreme amongst all! 

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#27 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Steven Segalblooddemon666

I agree

 

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#28 esb617
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Chuck Norris. Keifer jacked Billy Idol's style:evil:
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#29 PeterTimpa
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Jack Bauer easily

24 is amazing

go Kieffer

 

but TONY SOPRANO WOULD OWN ALL 

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#30 vrizzle
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all of u guys are trippin, bruce leroy would own them all

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