Chuck Norris turns 70 today.

Here's the yahoo story. So, what do you remember Chuck norris for? I willnever get enough Walker Texas Ranger.

P.S I will not be the first one to introducea Chuck Norris joke to this thread. :P

EDIT: Also just found this story on AOL homepage. 70 Jokes for 70 Years. (Sorry, can't link for some reason)

http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/chuck-norris-turns-70-we-present-a-norris-fact-for-every-ass-ki/?icid=main|main|dl6|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2010%2F03%2F10%2Fchuck-norris-turns-70-we-present-a-norris-fact-for-every-ass-ki%2F

70 :|

Hm, I care so much.

Thank You Chuck Norris for 70 years of bear-fights and the introduction to bullet-time.

He looks awesome for 70, and could still probably beat up a bunch of people.blackngold29

70 years old and he can still roundhouse kick everyone in the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He simply grows stronger with every passing second until he destroys all life in 2012.

greats Chuck for the big seven oh

Here's the yahoo story. So, what do you remember Chuck norris for? I willnever get enough Walker Texas Ranger.

P.S I will not be the first one to introducea Chuck Norris joke to this thread. :P

Aft3rBurn3r

I remember Norris for getting his butt kicked by Bruce Lee, being the equivalent of a poor man's Sylvester Stallone in the '80s by starring in mediocre action films, starring in a "meh" tv show in the '90s, and one of the more annoying internet memes in recent memory. But, that's just my opinion.

Chuck Norris doesn't age, time does. :P Anyways, crappy jokes aside, he is old :o I remember back in the Walker days. :P

It's pretty obvious that he's Epic Beard Man

I demand 70 roundhouse birthday kicks

All my life I thought I never shared a birthday with anyone cool...Chuck Norris. Awesome.

Also, 70 or not, that guy could beat up an entire room full of people. I expect he'll live to be quite old.

i dont like that guy much.

i dont like that guy much.

jpph

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that the earth started spinning backwards and everyone else went back in time. He is actually 347 years old.

happy birthday chuck.

Chuck Norris doesn't age, time does. :P Anyways, crappy jokes aside, he is old :o I remember back in the Walker days. :P

II_Seraphim_II

70 years of awsomeness...

Dear lord, he looks like 50, at most :o

Norris, walking proof you can kill death.:P

(Dante's Inferno reference).

Chuck norris didnt cheat death,he won fair and square :shock:

Every year for chuck norris's birthday, he roundhouse kicks a child into the sun

looks pretty damn good for 70

but bruce lee ftw

Wah? I thought he was already 70....'

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Don't know why but thhis joke got me...:lol:

Holy crap :o 70? Wow Chuck does stay fit. Well I remember him for being killed by Bruce Lee, appearing in kickass action flicks. The awesome show walker texas ranger and the now annoying chuck norris jokes.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

So who is the lucky child this year? :P

Wah? I thought he was already 70....'

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Don't know why but thhis joke got me...:lol:

tocool340

HAHAHA, my personal favorite is,

"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."

Sidekicks was the best movie ever.

70 years old and he can still roundhouse kick everyone in the face.

Cheesemanook

[QUOTE="blackngold29"]He looks awesome for 70, and could still probably beat up a bunch of people.JodyR

I remember him for the most annoying jokes ever created.

damn time has been good to that man.

It's too bad MMA wasn't around in the 60's, he'd have pwn