Chuck Norris vs Bruce Campbell vs Mr.T vs Stephen Hawking vs God?

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#1 legend26
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In this epic battle of the fates! WHO SHALL RAIN VICTOR?! :o

you decide OT!

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#2 Frenzyd109
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Wierdest choices... Ill go with Stephen Hawking
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Mr.Jimmy Page on Lead Guitar.
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#4 JustPlainLucas
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I went for Stephen Hawking. He's created a portal device to get ride of the first three, and then he'll just mathematically disprove God's existence. :P
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#5 Dystopian-X
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Wierdest choices... Ill go with Stephen HawkingFrenzyd109
Yeah I'll put my money on him as well.

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#6 poptart
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[QUOTE="Frenzyd109"]Wierdest choices... Ill go with Stephen HawkingDystopian-X

Yeah I'll put my money on him as well.

Not a chance - the man couldn't even handle his wife…

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#7 xTheExploited
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I'll go with Stephen Hawking. God doesn't even know (see what I did there?) what he's got in that wheel chair.
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#8 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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In this epic battle of the fates! WHO SHALL RAIN VICTOR?! :o

you decide OT!

legend26



Apart from Chuck Norris, none of those people are capable of falling from the sky as liquid precipitation, and so therefore the choice is obvious.

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Marco Hietala

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Anrold Schwarzenegger would beat them all, at the same time. Then he would sign off with something classic, such as " Let off some steam bennet "

After killing Chuck norris with a shaver - " buzz off "

After killing god " you are just a choir boy compared to me , a ****** choirboy ! "

before killing Mr . T " YOU, are the last of the mohicans ! "

After killing stephen hawkings - .... someone help with this one ...

After killing bruce campbell with a chainsaw, " he had to split ! "

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#11 JML897
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Anyone who doesn't say Bruce Campbell is wrong.
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#12 WasntAvailable
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It's the same person. Your mind has just been blown.

On a more serious note I'm pretty sure Chuck, Bruce and T man would beat down on Stephen and God would cry.

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#13 BiancaDK
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Four of the choices are merely alter egoes of one person, which leaves me to pick Bruce Campbell.
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#14 tocool340
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Well obviously the Batman kicks all their asses.....

Bruce Campbell will be my choice from the poll however....

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#15 Razor-Lazor
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Norris = Overrated Mr. T = Sell-Out Stephen Hawking = Wouldn't Do Well In A Fight God = Not Even Sure If He Exists Winnar = Bruce Campbell.
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#16 Mr_Manikin52
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Stephen Hawking is leading in the polls. SWEET!

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#17 antiredcap
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Which god are we talking about?
I'll go with Bruce.

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#18 Strider_91
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Anyone who doesn't say Bruce Campbell is wrong.JML897
Amen to that..
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#19 bran_54321
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Here Comes A New Challenger!! Bruce Lee.. 8)

He owns all..

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#21 Im_single
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I rest my case.

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Stephen Hawking; he can summon "Black Hole" and "Bigger Black Hole".
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#23 The_AI
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Stephen Hawking would defeat God by proving that there's no proof for his existance, causing him to go poof. Then Hawking is promptly thrown off a cliff by the other fighters. Mr. T wouldn't survive the first two minutes due to him saying that he'll never wear his chains (the source of his power) again after Katrina. After Mr. T is killed with a flurry of boomstick shots and roundhouse kicks, Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell fight brutally, with Chuck nearly killing Bruce with a mighty roundhouse kick after surviving two boomstick shots to the face. However, Bruce Campbell is able to run away onto the set of a Spider-Man movie and disguise himself as a cameo role. Chuck Norris tries to act like an extra but promptly dies of a heart attack due to the only thing that he isn't able to do: ACT.

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#24 hiphops_savior
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Four humans vs a divine being? Given that one of them is a very intelligent human, they're all limited to 3 dimensions. I'll take God.
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#25 Filipino_Rambo
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I pity the fool.