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#1 JoesTheory
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so you guys....

 

give me some ideas. i wanna do something really clever.

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Do a magic trick. The old "Pick a card" have someone plant tickets in their back pockets, then do the whole "is this your card?" 2-3 times. Then say "Check your back pocket" BAM!
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#3 Conanfan1
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Call her and ask her nervously. 8)
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#4 slinky6
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Hmm, why don't you get her really drunk.
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#5 Happyphilter
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lol prom isnt that big of a deal. id just do it before someone else does.
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#6 ickSoldier
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"wanna go to prom with me im rich?"
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#7 Ale_22
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Do you know Karate cuz your body is Kickin?
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#8 Happyphilter
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"nobody else is going to ask you, so i figured Id take the high road...would you like to go to prom with me?"
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#9 slinky6
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"nobody else is going to ask you, so i figured Id take the high road...would you like to go to prom with me?"Happyphilter
That would be sure to sweep her off her feet ^_^
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#10 Conanfan1
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Get the guy that she really likes to ask her for you.
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#11 Happyphilter
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get her drunk at a party and when she passes out hitt her in the @ss with a hammer, and when she comes to tell her someone was raping her, but you saved her. of course she would take her hero to prom.
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#12 0757691
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Totally agree with this guy, always worked for me, but live in the Netherlands, so....?
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#13 JoesTheory
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well lets clear a few things up shes likes me, she is my gf. ha. these are some good ones
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get her drunk at a party and when she passes out hitt her in the @ss with a hammer, and when she comes to tell her someone was raping her, but you saved her. of course she would take her hero to prom.Happyphilter
lemme write that one down
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Tell her you have HUGE bank account
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#16 0757691
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Dude, if she is your girlfriend.... *disappointed in humanity*
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Do a magic trick. The old "Pick a card" have someone plant tickets in their back pockets, then do the whole "is this your card?" 2-3 times. Then say "Check your back pocket" BAM!zakkro
and how do you get the tickets in the back pocket
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#18 JoesTheory
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[QUOTE="0757691"]Dude, if she is your girlfriend.... *disappointed in humanity*

what i cant be clever
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#19 DeLurk
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I thought the topic was "Clever ways to ask a girl to a pron"

I am highly disappointed.
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#20 JoesTheory
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[QUOTE="DeLurk"]I thought the topic was "Clever ways to ask a girl to pron" I am highly disappointed.

ok ok lets say shes not my gf
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well lets clear a few things up

shes likes me, she is my gf.

ha. these are some good onesJoesTheory
uh.... she's already your gf, doesn't it kinda go unsaid that she's going to go with you.

if something formal has to be said, just ask her.

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[QUOTE="zakkro"]Do a magic trick. The old "Pick a card" have someone plant tickets in their back pockets, then do the whole "is this your card?" 2-3 times. Then say "Check your back pocket" BAM!JoesTheory
and how do you get the tickets in the back pocket

Dabble in the Dark Arts... get some sneaky bastard to do it or something I don't know. It doesn't have to be her back pocket, there are alternatives... I think :?
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#23 Ale_22
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[QUOTE="JoesTheory"][QUOTE="zakkro"]Do a magic trick. The old "Pick a card" have someone plant tickets in their back pockets, then do the whole "is this your card?" 2-3 times. Then say "Check your back pocket" BAM!zakkro

and how do you get the tickets in the back pocket


Dabble in the Dark Arts... get some sneaky bastard to do it or something I don't know. It doesn't have to be her back pocket, there are alternatives... I think :?

Just walk up to her hug her and tap her @ss and while doing that slip it in, and then say I alright I am gon do a magic trick.

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Sneak up on her and knock her out. Then while she's out, take her to a completely black room with no lights or windows, with "Go to prom with me or else" in glow in the dark paint written everywhere. Give her a couple days in there to think about it. You won't be turned down.

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#25 zakkro
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[QUOTE="zakkro"][QUOTE="JoesTheory"][QUOTE="zakkro"]Do a magic trick. The old "Pick a card" have someone plant tickets in their back pockets, then do the whole "is this your card?" 2-3 times. Then say "Check your back pocket" BAM!Ale_22


and how do you get the tickets in the back pocket


Dabble in the Dark Arts... get some sneaky bastard to do it or something I don't know. It doesn't have to be her back pocket, there are alternatives... I think :?

Just walk up to her hug her and tap her @ss and while doing that slip it in, and then say I alright I am gon do a magic trick.

There you go! Nice thinking. Good that she's your GF
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#26 JoesTheory
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Sneak up on her and knock her out. Then while she's out, take her to a completely black room with no lights or windows, with "Go to prom with me or else" in glow in the dark paint written everywhere. Give her a couple days in there to think about it. You won't be turned down.

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ha. you guys are ridiculous.
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[QUOTE="Ale_22"]

[QUOTE="zakkro"][QUOTE="JoesTheory"][QUOTE="zakkro"]Do a magic trick. The old "Pick a card" have someone plant tickets in their back pockets, then do the whole "is this your card?" 2-3 times. Then say "Check your back pocket" BAM!zakkro


and how do you get the tickets in the back pocket


Dabble in the Dark Arts... get some sneaky bastard to do it or something I don't know. It doesn't have to be her back pocket, there are alternatives... I think :?

Just walk up to her hug her and tap her @ss and while doing that slip it in, and then say I alright I am gon do a magic trick.

There you go! Nice thinking. Good that she's your GF

now thats what i am talking about team work. gracias. anymore ideas
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#28 zakkro
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Pay a crap load of money to enter a Baseball game your not going to watch, just to wait for the 7th inning stretch to have "Will you go to the prom with me?" on the scoreboard...
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Higher a barber shop quartet to sing out the invetation.
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#30 nikita_acid
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well you should make a list of pros and cons of going to the prom with you , then present them to her in a neat and sensible manner. Give her 5 working days to reply  ;)
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#31 Ale_22
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How about you go to a baseball game (work with me here) and get "Will you marry me (insert name)?" to go on the highlight reel, then when she flips out and says No I a too young you say chill it is supposed to say will you go to the prom with me, but they said that was p*55y (bad word starts with s) and so say this was the only way they would take it and that you spent so much money on getting it up there you dont have any money for tickets and that she will have to pay.
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#32 Franken_Berry
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Get a piece of paper and have her follow you around town while you pick up the following items: A dozen red roses Her favorite desert Candles A CD of something she's find romantic at one of your friend's house Limo voucher All the while tell her you're getting ingredients for a recipe. When you have all the things, go into your kitchen and start putting the candles/music/desert/flowers together and hand her the piece of paper, which should be titled "Perfect Prom Recipe", and lists the items above. At the end right "Mix together, serves 2" and ask her if she'd be interested in trying out that recipe with you. Works like a charm.
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#33 Franken_Berry
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How about you go to a baseball game (work with me here) and get "Will you marry me (insert name)?" to go on the highlight reel, then when she flips out and says No I a too young you say chill it is supposed to say will you go to the prom with me, but they said that was p*55y (bad word starts with s) and so say this was the only way they would take it and that you spent so much money on getting it up there you dont have any money for tickets and that she will have to pay.Ale_22
stfu
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[QUOTE="Franken_Berry"]Get a piece of paper and have her follow you around town while you pick up the following items: A dozen red roses Her favorite desert Candles A CD of something she's find romantic at one of your friend's house Limo voucher All the while tell her you're getting ingredients for a recipe. When you have all the things, go into your kitchen and start putting the candles/music/desert/flowers together and hand her the piece of paper, which should be titled "Perfect Prom Recipe", and lists the items above. At the end right "Mix together, serves 2" and ask her if she'd be interested in trying out that recipe with you. Works like a charm.

very intrestingg.....
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#35 Ale_22
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[QUOTE="Ale_22"]How about you go to a baseball game (work with me here) and get "Will you marry me (insert name)?" to go on the highlight reel, then when she flips out and says No I a too young you say chill it is supposed to say will you go to the prom with me, but they said that was p*55y (bad word starts with s) and so say this was the only way they would take it and that you spent so much money on getting it up there you dont have any money for tickets and that she will have to pay.Franken_Berry

stfu

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#36 lugiemojeed
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get a fish tank and fishes and say out of all the fish in the sea i want you to go to prom with me
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#37 -Karayan-
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so you guys....

give me some ideas. i wanna do something really clever.

JoesTheory
Get a guitar, throw a rock at her window, and sing a nice song for her. Then smash her over the head with the guitar and drag her to your cave.
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[QUOTE="JoesTheory"]

so you guys....

give me some ideas. i wanna do something really clever.

-Karayan-
Get a guitar, throw a rock at her window, and sing a nice song for her. Then smash her over the head with the guitar and drag her to your cave.

i love how you guys all say something good but try to end it with something funny. haha
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#39 Ale_22
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Just tell her that you wanted to make it so special you created a thread about it on GS and that no one could come up with anything

She will be so impressed (and slightly confused you asked a bunch of nerds for advice on girlies) that she will go with you.

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Just tell her that you wanted to make it so special you created a thread about it on GS and that no one could come up with anything

She will be so impressed (and slightly confused you asked a bunch of nerds for advice on girlies) that she will go with you.

Ale_22
Piss on that, my idea owns.
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Just tell her that you wanted to make it so special you created a thread about it on GS and that no one could come up with anything

She will be so impressed (and slightly confused you asked a bunch of nerds for advice on girlies) that she will go with you.

Ale_22
haha thats pretty good.
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[QUOTE="JoesTheory"]

so you guys....

give me some ideas. i wanna do something really clever.

-Karayan-
Get a guitar, throw a rock at her window, and sing a nice song for her. Then smash her over the head with the guitar and drag her to your cave.

Make sure its a light rock so it doesn't actually smash her window
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[QUOTE="Ale_22"]

Just tell her that you wanted to make it so special you created a thread about it on GS and that no one could come up with anything

She will be so impressed (and slightly confused you asked a bunch of nerds for advice on girlies) that she will go with you.

Franken_Berry
Piss on that, my idea owns.

dont worry yours is good too. anymore?
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[QUOTE="-Karayan-"][QUOTE="JoesTheory"]

so you guys....

give me some ideas. i wanna do something really clever.

JoesTheory
Get a guitar, throw a rock at her window, and sing a nice song for her. Then smash her over the head with the guitar and drag her to your cave.

i love how you guys all say something good but try to end it with something funny. haha

That's OT I guess.
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[QUOTE="Franken_Berry"][QUOTE="Ale_22"]

Just tell her that you wanted to make it so special you created a thread about it on GS and that no one could come up with anything

She will be so impressed (and slightly confused you asked a bunch of nerds for advice on girlies) that she will go with you.

JoesTheory


Piss on that, my idea owns.


dont worry yours is good too.

anymore?

You got to pick one of mine you liked both of mine the Magic Trick and This one I will cry if you dont pick it.

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#46 -kaz3-
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We're both terrible at this ****, so let's cut the formal crap and go together.:|
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We're both terrible at this ****, so let's cut the formal crap and go together.-kaz3-
someone didnt go to prom.
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[QUOTE="JoesTheory"][QUOTE="Franken_Berry"][QUOTE="Ale_22"]

Just tell her that you wanted to make it so special you created a thread about it on GS and that no one could come up with anything

She will be so impressed (and slightly confused you asked a bunch of nerds for advice on girlies) that she will go with you.

Ale_22


Piss on that, my idea owns.


dont worry yours is good too.

anymore?

You got to pick one of mine you liked both of mine the Magic Trick and This one I will cry if you dont pick it.

i might. the one with the list seems like to much work. but the magic trick is pretty good
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but the magic trick is pretty goodJoesTheory
*sticks up thumbs and smiles* :D
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#50 Ale_22
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[QUOTE="JoesTheory"]but the magic trick is pretty goodzakkro


*sticks up thumbs and smiles* :D

Yea, *puts one arm around Zakkro while he shrugs it off tries again but zakkro steps to the side sticks up thumbs and smiles*