cologne

Which of the following colognes (and aftershaves) is best (I'm a man and going to wear it for a woman)? Here is a list of colognes and aftershaves that I have:
Lucky You: Lucky Brand
Old Spice: Original
Preferred Stock: Cologne
Stetson Black: Aftershave
Stetson Sierra
Preferred Stock: Aftershave
Preferred Stock: For Skin Fitness
Stetson Country Cologne
Jovan Ginseng N-R-G
Stetson Cologne

I like Curve its cheap and smells good. I also use Tommy, Polo, Diesel, etc.

I absolutely despise cologne, deodorant is enough for me.