comebacks

hi i need some comebacks for stuff like

shut up

your so annoying

why are you here? or why do you have to be here

No u works wonders.

hi i need some comebacks for stuff like

shut up

your so annoying

why are you here? or why do you have to be here

manhello

I've got you covered bro.

If someone says "shut up" respond: "f*** say what?"

"your so annoying" respond: "yeah? and you're a c***"

"why are you here?" : "so I can **** your mother"

No one will **** with you anymore, I guarantee it ;). Hope it helped.

i just say nothing cuz i know im better than them, oh yea

Put yo foot up his ass.

"Come at me bro!" :DJasonDarksavior

*runs at u with arms swinging*

hi i need some comebacks for stuff like

shut up

your so annoying

why are you here? or why do you have to be here

manhello

1. *in growling voice* Shut your f****** face. Or you could just say, "No!"

2. Oh yeah? Well your face is ugly.

3. Because somebody's got to make this place look good and you fail miserably at it.

just start crying. That will show em whats what.

[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"]"Come at me bro!" :Dhalokillerz

*runs at u with arms swinging*

Suck it

works for everything

The jerk store called...awesomeface

Just tell him you had sex with his wife!

Put yo foot up his ass.

fusionhunter

you could tell him to SMD, and then do the hand gestures that go along with it, but then you better get ready to run, cause they won't like this comeback

i was ganged on once and they started hitting me and when the teacher walked in he was like " what's going on?" and i said they bashed me and he just walked to his desk.

i don't run from confrontation.

? why do you need comebacks if all you want to s fight them? Do you want to have some fancy one-liner asyou take each guy your fighting down?

No u works wonders.

no_more_fayth

"Well f*** you" works pretty well too. :P

Don't say anything. All the cool kids pull knives on other kids and stab them for that sort of thing these days.

Or you could, y'know... Not do whatever it is you're doing that someone has to tell you to shut up.

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just threaten him that you're going to call his parents and tell them they haven't done an impressive job on educating him.:)

I thought OT had better smartasses than this.

I am dissapoint.

I thought OT had better smartasses than this.

I am dissapoint.

-Big_Red-

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]

I thought OT had better smartasses than this.

I am dissapoint.

VaguelyTagged

Your face.

"What's your problem?" Or just say the exact same thing.BranKetra

[QUOTE="BranKetra"]"What's your problem?" Or just say the exact same thing.JasonDarksavior

my favourite is saying your face :P

[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"][QUOTE="BranKetra"]"What's your problem?" Or just say the exact same thing.BranKetra

[QUOTE="BranKetra"][QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"] I think the bullies TC is dealing with don't really care about comebacks. He said he was gang bashed, so I don't think comebacks are even an option.JasonDarksavior

i was ganged on once and they started hitting me and when the teacher walked in he was like " what's going on?" and i said they bashed me and he just walked to his desk.

i don't run from confrontation.

manhello

Bringing a pistol to school will make it all go away. :)

hi i need some comebacks for stuff like

shut up

your so annoying

why are you here? or why do you have to be here

manhello

Thats what she said...

or a punch in the face... both work about the same...

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Brutal_Elitegs

You gotta say "You're just a load your mother should have *********."

Considering I can't post most of mine on GS.

Just something like. "Your father is a charlatan, and your mother is a wench"

I WILL DESTOWEY YOU!!!