Corrupt a Wish!

The way this works is simple, just make a wish, and then someone else will grant it, but with a twist. Here's an example:

Me: I wish I had a taco

Someone else: Granted, but you drop the taco into a trash can

See, simple. Anyway, I'll start

I wish I could go to Hawaii.

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

Raged_Soulja

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

Raged_Soulja

granted, but it's not the jessica alba you were hoping for

[QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

markop2003

granted, but it's not the jessica alba you were hoping for

You're supposed to make a wish!

Granted musician, but you will play the cowbell.

I wish to be the best starcraft player ever.

[QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

gbpman630

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but it is corruptible.

I wish i had some pizza

[QUOTE="gbpman630"][QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

k_smoove

Granted but you used up your wish already by wishing it was uncorruptable:P ha you lose!

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

r music causes you to go deaf.

[QUOTE="gbpman630"][QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

k_smoove

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but it's backwards day.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

[QUOTE="k_smoove"][QUOTE="gbpman630"][QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

AirGuitarist87

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but it's backwards day.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Granted but then you die from cancer.

I wish every girl I found attractive wanted me like I was the last man on earth.

[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"][QUOTE="k_smoove"][QUOTE="gbpman630"][QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

muffincakes87

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but it's backwards day.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Granted but then you die from cancer.

I wish every girl I found attractive wanted me like I was the last man on earth.

I wish I could tie my shoes.

[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"][QUOTE="k_smoove"][QUOTE="gbpman630"][QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

muffincakes87

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but it's backwards day.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Granted but then you die from cancer.

I wish every girl I found attractive wanted me like I was the last man on earth.

Granted but you now have erectile dysfunction.

I wish I no longer had cancer from my superhuman strength.

[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

_Brennan_

soulja didn't straight away...

granted, but it's not the jessica alba you were hoping for

You're supposed to make a wish!

[QUOTE="muffincakes87"][QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"][QUOTE="k_smoove"][QUOTE="gbpman630"][QUOTE="Raged_Soulja"]

Granted but hawii is nuked by japan again!

I wish to have sex with Jessica alba:D

AirGuitarist87

Granted, buts its after she's died

I wish to be an amazing musician

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but it's backwards day.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Granted but then you die from cancer.

I wish every girl I found attractive wanted me like I was the last man on earth.

Granted but you now have erectile dysfunction.

I wish I no longer had cancer from my superhuman strength.

Granted. But in the process you have become paralyzed.

I wish I didn't have erectile dysfunction.