Craziest day of work ever! These kids are in for it when they get home

So here in Jacksonville, Fl I work for the Duval County School Board, I'm the sign mechanic which entails me putting up parking signs, room number signs, marquee signs, etc... for all the schools in the county. Here's the story...

I go into a high school at lunch time to find the teacher's lounge so I can use the microwave to warm up my lunch and in walks a teacher that exclaims "That is the LAST time I EVER leave my room for any amount of time unlocked!"

She had left her room (which didn't have any kids in it that period) to go to the main office for some copies, when she arrived back to her room she discovered a young man sitting in her chair at her desk and for some reason he has a real look of shock on his face. She tells him to leave, he's reluctant to get up, she goes to walk over to make him leave and then it happened... a young lady crawled out from under the desk. Gee I wonder what she was doing under the desk :roll:

So while I got you here I'm interested to know, if you were the parents of one of these kids, what's your reaction to finding this out? If you were one the kids, what's going through your head? I can't imagine what must be going through these kids minds right now before they face their parents :?

Move to another country...I think the lady's father would like to have a word with me....

Meh...I wouldn't subject my kids to the school system. It makes sheep out of too many people.

Well the girl had one thing going through her head for sure....and then it came out.

I'd be **** myself right about now if I were one of them.

It was a really stupid thing to do though.

Haha, funny story that your story reminded me of.

Over the weekend this girl was having a party in a hall somewhere downtown, me and my friends decide to check it out after we went to see a gig. When we were at the party some guy and some girl were having sex in the bathroom and the girl who was holding the party started freaking out and kicked the door in, she threw the guy outside in -10C degree weather with no clothes on, then he threw a brick through the window, I left after that. Good times.

Meh...I wouldn't subject my kids to the school system. It makes sheep out of too many people.

Well the girl had one thing going through her head for sure....and then it came out.

D9-THC

LMAO

I'd be **** myself right about now if I were one of them.

It was a really stupid thing to do though.

Haha, funny story that your story reminded me of.

Over the weekend this girl was having a party in a hall somewhere downtown, me and my friends decide to check it out after we went to see a gig. When we were at the party some guy and some girl were having sex in the bathroom and the girl who was holding the party started freaking out and kicked the door in, she threw the guy outside in -10C degree weather with no clothes on, then he threw a brick threw the window, I left after that. Good times.

Vis-a-Vis

Well the girl had one thing going through her head for sure....and then it came out.

D9-THC

well played, indeed

I'd be **** myself right about now if I were one of them.

It was a really stupid thing to do though.

Haha, funny story that your story reminded me of.

Over the weekend this girl was having a party in a hall somewhere downtown, me and my friends decide to check it out after we went to see a gig. When we were at the party some guy and some girl were having sex in the bathroom and the girl who was holding the party started freaking out and kicked the door in, she threw the guy outside in -10C degree weather with no clothes on, then he threw a brick through the window, I left after that. Good times.

Vis-a-Vis

:lol:

Meh...I wouldn't subject my kids to the school system. It makes sheep out of too many people.

Well the girl had one thing going through her head for sure....and then it came out.

D9-THC

LMAO...that she did

i have a story though not quite as wierd.

during the summer breaks 2 of my friends were walking by their old primary school. friend 1 decides to go and see if they can go and steal any old computers that they were getting rid of. so the walk up to the school and its unlocked. after searching in a few rooms they then go into the teachers lounge and find a pile of computers with a stickey note saying free computers to the teachers since they were going to get rid of them anyway. right when friend 2 picks up a moniter a teacher comes in. friend 1 hides behind a cabinate so the teacher cant see him. but friend 2 is too slow. the teacher looks up and almost drops her coffee and yess "what the hell are you doing in here!!??!?" then friend 1 pops out from behind the cabinate and says, "we are looking for the bathroom." of course the teacher dosent belive and almost callsthe police but just kicks them out.

so stupid... why go into the teachers lounge?

i have a story though not quite as wierd.

during the summer breaks 2 of my friends were walking by their old primary school. friend 1 decides to go and see if they can go and steal any old computers that they were getting rid of. so the walk up to the school and its unlocked. after searching in a few rooms they then go into the teachers lounge and find a pile of computers with a stickey note saying free computers to the teachers since they were going to get rid of them anyway. right when friend 2 picks up a moniter a teacher comes in. friend 1 hides behind a cabinate so the teacher cant see him. but friend 2 is too slow. the teacher looks up and almost drops her coffee and yess "what the hell are you doing in here!!??!?" then friend 1 pops out from behind the cabinate and says, "we are looking for the bathroom." of course the teacher dosent belive and almost callsthe police but just kicks them out.

so stupid... why go into the teachers lounge?

-San-

Yeah they definitely lucked up...because I know quite a few teachers here in Duval county that would jump at the chance to prosecute a kid and have them arrested. Not the smartest move to try and steal from the teacher's lounge.

i just think it funny that she only saw 1 person and then another jumps out from behind a cabinate lol-San-

:lol: Yeah that had to shock the teacher that caught them.

lol. but even at school its wrong....

woot! chris farley!

Number one reason for most problems in the world.. bad parenting. sinistergoggles

no... its canada

the boy will probably get a high five from his dad...NavigatorsGhost

Yeah when his mom isn't looking the dad will be like "Way to go son! In the teacher's room?! Nice!"

You've got to have some balls to do that in a classroom. Especially, when you know there's a high risk of the teacher coming back. I'm sure the parents would be mad, but the only way to deal with it is in a calm manner.metallica_fan42

Yeah that's true,but I for some reason believe that the father of the girl will be anything but calm...just call it a hunch, but she's in for it.

haha, classic story :P

I would hate to be the dad of the girl in this situation :lol:

[QUOTE="NavigatorsGhost"]the boy will probably get a high five from his dad...crazygamer1

Yeah when his mom isn't looking the dad will be like "Way to go son! In the teacher's room?! Nice!"

he he my dad is like that. before i left for my holiday he told me "go and get some poon tang son" he uses that ever sinc he saw harold and kumar go to white castle

[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]You've got to have some balls to do that in a classroom. Especially, when you know there's a high risk of the teacher coming back. I'm sure the parents would be mad, but the only way to deal with it is in a calm manner.crazygamer1

Yeah that's true,but I for some reason believe that the father of the girl will be anything but calm...just call it a hunch, but she's in for it.

[QUOTE="crazygamer1"]

[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]You've got to have some balls to do that in a classroom. Especially, when you know there's a high risk of the teacher coming back. I'm sure the parents would be mad, but the only way to deal with it is in a calm manner.metallica_fan42

Yeah that's true,but I for some reason believe that the father of the girl will be anything but calm...just call it a hunch, but she's in for it.

Yeah they're probably putting up a shrine of him as we speak and she's now the school hussy. Double standards are weird that way...

haha, classic story :P

I would hate to be the dad of the girl in this situation :lol:

kozzy1234

I always said it, that if I ever had a kid, if it was a girl...then it's a safe bet that at some point in the future I would be ending up in prison for assault on one of the guys she brings around :lol: If I was the dad of the girl, that boy would want to leave the state really really quick.

[QUOTE="kozzy1234"]

haha, classic story :P

I would hate to be the dad of the girl in this situation :lol:

crazygamer1

I always said it, that if I ever had a kid, if it was a girl...then it's a safe bet that at some point in the future I would be ending up in prison for assault on one of the guys she brings around :lol: If I was the dad of the girl, that boy would want to leave the state really really quick.

lol my dad and i have a plan for my sisters prom. when the guy comes up to the door and asks for my sister well say "o, she just left 5 minutes ago with mike" or answer the door with a meat cleaver and a bloody apron almost yelling "and wtf do you want? my daughter eh? what makes you think id let my daughter go out with you?"

If I were the boy's father, I would be happy/proud of him for getting head in such a public place. That takes real balls. Although, I'd have to punish him a bit considering it was totally inappropriate.

If the girl were my daughter, she'd be in private school in a heartbeat.

Scary situation right there, but that's part of what makes public sex acts great.

Bunch of morons to do that at school.Zaeryn

Yep, pretty stupidly bold of them

[QUOTE="crazygamer1"][QUOTE="kozzy1234"]

haha, classic story :P

I would hate to be the dad of the girl in this situation :lol:

-San-

I always said it, that if I ever had a kid, if it was a girl...then it's a safe bet that at some point in the future I would be ending up in prison for assault on one of the guys she brings around :lol: If I was the dad of the girl, that boy would want to leave the state really really quick.

lol my dad and i have a plan for my sisters prom. when the guy comes up to the door and asks for my sister well say "o, she just left 5 minutes ago with mike" or answer the door with a meat cleaver and a bloody apron almost yelling "and wtf do you want? my daughter eh? what makes you think id let my daughter go out with you?"

See with me it would be more like him knocking on the door, me just saying "Door's unlocked...Come on in." and when he opened the door he'd see me sitting on the couch cleaning a shotgun with ammo spread out across the coffee table. "So you're her date huh? How fast can you run, is it anywhere near 900 feet per second? No? Oh ok I was just wondering..."

[QUOTE="-San-"][QUOTE="crazygamer1"][QUOTE="kozzy1234"]

haha, classic story :P

I would hate to be the dad of the girl in this situation :lol:

crazygamer1

I always said it, that if I ever had a kid, if it was a girl...then it's a safe bet that at some point in the future I would be ending up in prison for assault on one of the guys she brings around :lol: If I was the dad of the girl, that boy would want to leave the state really really quick.

lol my dad and i have a plan for my sisters prom. when the guy comes up to the door and asks for my sister well say "o, she just left 5 minutes ago with mike" or answer the door with a meat cleaver and a bloody apron almost yelling "and wtf do you want? my daughter eh? what makes you think id let my daughter go out with you?"

See with me it would be more like him knocking on the door, me just saying "Door's unlocked...Come on in." and when he opened the door he'd see me sitting on the couch cleaning a shotgun with ammo spread out across the coffee table. "So you're her date huh? How fast can you run, is it anywhere near 900 feet per second? No? Oh ok I was just wondering..."

ROFL! show him your gun collection. although my sister has something planned for me to so im afraid

[QUOTE="-San-"][QUOTE="crazygamer1"][QUOTE="kozzy1234"]

haha, classic story :P

I would hate to be the dad of the girl in this situation :lol:

crazygamer1

I always said it, that if I ever had a kid, if it was a girl...then it's a safe bet that at some point in the future I would be ending up in prison for assault on one of the guys she brings around :lol: If I was the dad of the girl, that boy would want to leave the state really really quick.

lol my dad and i have a plan for my sisters prom. when the guy comes up to the door and asks for my sister well say "o, she just left 5 minutes ago with mike" or answer the door with a meat cleaver and a bloody apron almost yelling "and wtf do you want? my daughter eh? what makes you think id let my daughter go out with you?"

See with me it would be more like him knocking on the door, me just saying "Door's unlocked...Come on in." and when he opened the door he'd see me sitting on the couch cleaning a shotgun with ammo spread out across the coffee table. "So you're her date huh? How fast can you run, is it anywhere near 900 feet per second? No? Oh ok I was just wondering..."

Nice plan :P If he doesn't run from that, then you better really worry...

crazygamer1

Nice plan :P If he doesn't run from that, then you better really worry...

lol he takes you to prom instead

[QUOTE="crazygamer1"]

-San-

Nice plan :P If he doesn't run from that, then you better really worry...

lol he takes you to prom instead

[QUOTE="crazygamer1"]

-San-

Nice plan :P If he doesn't run from that, then you better really worry...

lol he takes you to prom instead

The things fathers will do to protect their lil girl :lol:

If I were the boy's father, I would be happy/proud of him for getting head in such a public place. That takes real balls. Although, I'd have to punish him a bit considering it was totally inappropriate.

If the girl were my daughter, she'd be in private school in a heartbeat.

Scary situation right there, but that's part of what makes public sex acts great.

YourOldFriend

Crazy how those double standards come into play. :lol:

How old were these kids?microwavedapple

I'm not sure, they're high school kids, so somewhere between 15 and 17

How old were these kids?microwavedapple

Something like that happened at my friends high school but I think it was in the bathroom or under the bleachers outside

lol kinda reminds me of a lil story as well..

around 6:30 in the morning a boy and girl was having sex near the cafeteria OUTSIDE on my college campus, there's this patio type deal for those who want to eat outside and whatnot. anyways, yea they were busted and ridiculed....dumb decision considering it was in december, i would have my d*** frozen!

When I used to work at Circuit City we caught customers having sex in the place a couple times. Once a couple went at it in the laptop aisle while a few employees and I were talking 2 aisles down. Maybe thats why we're told to always greet customers. Security guy caught em.

In another instance a couple went at it in the theater room (very dimly lit room set up with fancy leather chairs, surround sound, and a large projector). Again, security guy caught em using the store cameras. Of course each time he watched the whole thing before pointing out to them not to have sex in the store.

When I used to work at Circuit City we caught customers having sex in the place a couple times. Once a couple went at it in the laptop aisle while a few employees and I were talking 2 aisles down. Maybe thats why we're told to always greet customers. Security guy caught em.

In another instance a couple went at it in the theater room (very dimly lit room set up with fancy leather chairs, surround sound, and a large projector). Again, security guy caught em using the store cameras. Of course each time he watched the whole thing before pointing out to them not to have sex in the store.

cametall

Well dude, if you had them on tape, you should have exploited it. You should've maybe blackmailed them, "Buy a HDTV or this goes on the internet" :P Or " Buy a new surround-sound system and you can take home your lil tape." :D That was a guaranteed sale you guys just let walk out of the store :P

If my child was the boy I would tell him, "Way to go champ!" and give him a hug.

If my child was the girl I would tell her, "I've raised you better than this!" and giver her a beating.

[QUOTE="D9-THC"]

Meh...I wouldn't subject my kids to the school system. It makes sheep out of too many people.

Well the girl had one thing going through her head for sure....and then it came out.

crazygamer1

LMAO...that she did