Craziest Thing You've Heard At School?

What is/was the craziest thing you've heard about at school? This can be right now or whenever you were in school. Mine is this: I just heard that a kid filled a pen with the stuff in firecrackers (whatever it is) and detonated it in some kid's face :P

I was at school when I first heard about one of my cIassmates' suicide. He didn't do it at the school, though.

Kid pooped in the bathroom and spread it on the walls to read "Try and catch me!". I never saw it but it lead to our vice principal holding an assembly to talk about proper hygiene when using the bathroom at school. Also, no it was not me, I don't think anyone found out who did it.

One kid at my school had some weed on him and was about to get searched because someone ratted him out. So he empied a pen and taped the bottom hole of it shut, he then put his weed in the pen casing and put the cap on it, he dropped it down a drain in the bathroom sink, after they finished searching him he waited till after school, busted the sink pipe with something, got the pen casing with the weed still in it, and left.

I have no idea if it's true or not, but it really wouldn't surprise me if it is.

Kid pooped in the bathroom and spread it on the walls to read "Try and catch me!". I never saw it but it lead to our vice principal holding an assembly to talk about proper hygiene when using the bathroom at school. Also, no it was not me, I don't think anyone found out who did it.

ThePerro

A 7th grader had sex in the bathroom with a sophmore. Pretty akward. And I dont know if it was true

I heard that a little conspiracy was going on in our school, one day last year we had a bomb threat from a freshman and one of his friends at the same time the threat was given reportedly stabbed another kid with a pair of scissors in the gym. Apparently a group of hard headed kids were going to try and take over our school. The stabbing part wasn't true, but we all believed it for a week until our school confirmed the threat was phony (I know, it took a while). I laughed at all of this.

More than one person in my Freshman Biology class smoked weed....during class...

We had a bombscare... turns out it was a prank. Some students in Year 12 phoned the school and said there was a bomb in one of the buildings. The entire school was evacuated, then the police arrived to search the place. We saw a student being arrested while we were being led back inside, so they must have come clean or something. At least we got the afternoon off.

One kid stabbed himself in the eye once with a pen (accidentally). Can't remember anything better at the moment, unfortunately.

Oh, my...the stuff I've heard (and seen) at school...

Socialists

Communist newspapers

Feminists (the whacko kind who incorrectly spell "women" as "womyn")

Vegans (although this isn't weird, since I'm moving toward vegetarian, myself)

Hare Krishnas

An antiwar protest (about 3 people)

some guy phoned our school claiming that he planted bomb in our building, so we all had early dismissal EDIT: it was on TV toofunsohng

A few things, such as:

A dude Cutting the tip of his finger off in Shop class

Some dude putting a whole bush in the Shop Class Bathroom: So they started to lock that bathroom

Some dude clogging the toilets at school with giant turds.

A sub teacher showing porno vids to the class

A chick that wrote a hit list, then later threatened to blow up the school

Some kids having sex in the school elevator.

Some dude leaving a deuce in a tupperware container.

Some chick that hit a teacher.

One kid at my school had some weed on him and was about to get searched because someone ratted him out. So he empied a pen and taped the bottom hole of it shut, he then put his weed in the pen casing and put the cap on it, he dropped it down a drain in the bathroom sink, after they finished searching him he waited till after school, busted the sink pipe with something, got the pen casing with the weed still in it, and left.

I have no idea if it's true or not, but it really wouldn't surprise me if it is.

travisstaggs

meh people find creative ways to hid there weed here all the time, they even brought in drug sniffing dogs a few times.

Heh, my school gets dogs like once a month.

Orgy in the bathroom 5 people, expelled shortly afterwardsDarthkaiser

Groovy, baby!

I was at school when I first heard about one of my cIassmates' suicide. He didn't do it at the school, though.

Shiggums

Back in high school some chick gave birth in one of the bathrooms. I only heard about it but I guess she went into a boy's bathroom. -Tish-

This isn't crazy, but at the time it was extremely funny.

I was in my P.E. class, where my friends and some other dudes were hanging out on the second floor of the gym. There was a little chain thing that blocked the access from the stairs to the second floor, and I loved hooking the chain in a way that it made it unhookable and you had to go over or under the chain to get back down. Anyway, I hooked it up asusualand then I noticed that these two dudes were fighting (well, not really fighting, more like one dude punching the other while he cried and told him to stop) The coach saw the dude beating the kid up and he casually strolls to the stairs while yelling at the kid to stop. One of my friend rushes over there to undo the hook. He gets nervous, so it takes him some time to undo it. The coach didn't evenlook remotely bothered and continued his merry way to the fight. By then the kid was bleeding, so he just send the winner to the pricipal's office. I still can't beleve how calm and carefree he acted.

Orgy in the bathroom 5 people, expelled shortly afterwardsDarthkaiser

/impressed

An A-student got a B:o

During lunch 2 guys planned "something" behind the gym. Word got out and everyone rushed there, pretty soon the staff noticed the huge crowds and became concerned about it and went to stop the 2 guys from...a game of rock paper scissors. It was funny stuff and even the staff laughed it off and let them go. :P

Not to much really; Kid paid another kid to let him spray him in the face with super strong bear mace you could smell hallways away. Kid stuck a fork into an electrical socket and had to be rushed to the hospital. Lots and lots of bomb threats. Someone set the part of the school that was under construction on fire In the welding ****some kid accidentally torched a brick in the wall causing it to explode a good portion of the wall Kid assaulted another over the head with a wrench in mechanics ****

Orgy in the bathroom 5 people, expelled shortly afterwardsDarthkaiser

Hmnm. During ninth grade, 23rd of December, some seventh graders came to sing christmas carol to our class, so we ignored them halfway through and started walking out of the classroom inviting others to join us in singing. By no time we were about 100 to 200 kids on the hallway (for no reason, just because they saw others getting out), marching wherever goes and singing crap to our most hated teachers. We even sang to the headmaster himself, but the fact that roughly 50 guys managed to fit in his office means that we screwed up everything. We even lit the curtains on fire. :)

Also, there was a bomb call during 11th grade too, but it was no prank. Men's restroom exploded and hell broke loose.

. A guy in the third year punched a fith year in the face and he was bleeding badly. Word got out of the school to a gang he was a part of and they came to the school when it was dismissed to get the kid. he was hidden in a classroom and being protected by teachers. There were a few minor fights between the gangmembers and his friends before the police rushed into the place.

. Two guys were fighting and one pulled out a knife. He stabbed the other guy in his throat once and twice in his stomah. Blood was splurting from his throat like a fountain. he lived though.

. Some idiot from our school stabbed another guy from another school for a cellphone. He killed him and was sent to prison or something. We had to walk in groups when school was dismissed because fights would break out between students of the two schools when they met on the street.

. Two guys were fighting, one of them held the other in a headlock and hit him repeatedly on the head with a rock. Then he pulled a scissors from his back pocket and stabbed him. The guy was okay after they cleaned him up though.

. School was dismissed and everyone was walking out of the gate. Suddenly 5 guys rode in on bicycles and confronted one of the students. Then they kicked him on the ground and stamped him. Afterwards, they got back on their bikes and rode off.

. A couple of guys beat an old man with a gold club at the school gates during lunch.

. I was in the cafeteria when I heard a commotion behind me. i turned around in time to see someone bring down a big rock on another guys head HARD. The guy held his head and stumbled dizzily out of the cafeteria with blood dripping down his shirt.

. Two guys were fighting, one of them held the other in a headlock and hit him repeatedly on the head with a rock. Then he pulled a scissors from his back pocket and stabbed him. The guy was okay after they cleaned him up though.

Wii4Fun

So... scissors beat rock? Madness!

Let's see:

-We had a teacher with a glass eye at my high school. Supposedly he has on at least one occassion, removed his glass eye during class and set it on a disruptive students desk telling them he was "keeping his eye on them".:lol:

-During the whole anthrax scared after 9/11 some idiot in my middle school faked an anthrax scare with some sort of white poweder and had the cops called in to school.

-During a football game at my high school some kid showed up completely wasted and punched the principle in the face.

Oh and during my junior year some Freshman stole our MEAP test answer sheets and we almost had to retake it. They caught the girl fairly quickly and determined that she hadn't tampered with the tests. She still got death threats though...

For those who don't know, the MEAP is the stadardized test here in Michigan and it is a huge deal. I actually had my two years of college paid for thanks to how well I did on those MEAP tests as they give out scholarship money for outstanding scores on them.

This one teacher just got done teacing via her smartboard (which is connected to her laptop and shows her screen to the class) She gave the class an assignment and totally forgot about being hooked to the smartbpard. Everyone in class quietly watched what she did on the computer during the assignment, she was IMing her friend or sister about a gu she was going out with and that "I would let him if he wanted to" and "He's ******* hot" and stuff like that. She didn't realize it until the end of the class and was EMBARRASSED

Some kids made a joke threat pretending to be terrorists. The bomb squad got involved....Crotazoa8

This. But this was not about terrorism. A kid said that he planted a bomb more powerful than an atomic bomb in his locker. And the school freaked out. :lol:

. A guy in the third year punched a fith year in the face and he was bleeding badly. Word got out of the school to a gang he was a part of and they came to the school when it was dismissed to get the kid. he was hidden in a classroom and being protected by teachers. There were a few minor fights between the gangmembers and his friends before the police rushed into the place.

. Two guys were fighting and one pulled out a knife. He stabbed the other guy in his throat once and twice in his stomah. Blood was splurting from his throat like a fountain. he lived though.

. Some idiot from our school stabbed another guy from another school for a cellphone. He killed him and was sent to prison or something. We had to walk in groups when school was dismissed because fights would break out between students of the two schools when they met on the street.

. Two guys were fighting, one of them held the other in a headlock and hit him repeatedly on the head with a rock. Then he pulled a scissors from his back pocket and stabbed him. The guy was okay after they cleaned him up though.

. School was dismissed and everyone was walking out of the gate. Suddenly 5 guys rode in on bicycles and confronted one of the students. Then they kicked him on the ground and stamped him. Afterwards, they got back on their bikes and rode off.

. A couple of guys beat an old man with a gold club at the school gates during lunch.

. I was in the cafeteria when I heard a commotion behind me. i turned around in time to see someone bring down a big rock on another guys head HARD. The guy held his head and stumbled dizzily out of the cafeteria with blood dripping down his shirt.

Wii4Fun

What the heck kind of school did you go to?!

[QUOTE="funsohng"]some guy phoned our school claiming that he planted bomb in our building, so we all had early dismissal EDIT: it was on TV tooBIG-BOSSMAN

Link or it didn't happen.

Some kid at my old high school got beat on the head by a guy he didn't even know, and died as a result. It turned out to be some misunderstanding about a girl. Seriously, this world is **** up at times.

A guy I know (no one likes him though) stuck a bottle and a few nails up his 'emergency exit':P

"I'm going to shoot at the school today."

A few hours later the school was flooded with SWAT and we were told not to lave any of the class rooms. Took forever to get home.

One kid at my school had some weed on him and was about to get searched because someone ratted him out. So he empied a pen and taped the bottom hole of it shut, he then put his weed in the pen casing and put the cap on it, he dropped it down a drain in the bathroom sink, after they finished searching him he waited till after school, busted the sink pipe with something, got the pen casing with the weed still in it, and left.

I have no idea if it's true or not, but it really wouldn't surprise me if it is.

travisstaggs

- Cyber bullied our principal, Facebook group formed bashing him.
- Someone was stupid enough to mistaken superglue for eye drops. Guess how that landed up?
- Someone threatened to shoot up the school on Halloween
- Teacher was accused of sexual assault
- Student I knew killed their mom.

i actually saw this happening,a friend of mine cut his right nipple off with a box cutter!