Craziest/worst rumor that's been spread about you

Well apparently I'm a **** freak. Recently, this one girl that I was luke warm about came on to me big time and pretty much wanted to go for the grand slam on the first date. I took that as my cue that this chick was a ho and ended it right there, but the next day, one of my friends tells me this girl is telling everyone that I'm a **** freak.

How did I not see that commin? Half of me wants to kill her but the other half is actually really impressed at how quickly she turned it around to save herself from embarrassment. women...:(

Apparently, I slept with my cousin.

That slapping me in the face will cause strawberry yogurt to fly out of my nose.

Apparently, I slept with my cousin.

TheFallenDemon

I think all the rumors I've started about myself have a basis in truth.....so I'm good.

These girls said I tried to rape them when they came to my house at a party and passed out in my bed and I said "Head, or leave my bed"

That slapping me in the face will cause strawberry yogurt to fly out of my nose.

THE_DRUGGIE

Hmmmm...

*slaps THE_DRUGGIE in the face*

Some people I knew used to think I was gay =(ghoklebutter

That my family was a mafia family.A friend of mine started spreading this just because I'm Italian.

It was pretty funny.

I have dead bodies under my bed.

Go, spread the rumour.

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

That slapping me in the face will cause strawberry yogurt to fly out of my nose.

DJ-Lafleur

Hmmmm...

*slaps THE_DRUGGIE in the face*

there are a lot of rumors that were spread about me during my 8th grade year, but most of them were true

people thought/said I could breakdance :|

Once upon starting a new job I found out that my coworkers thought that I was a company narc, because one had recently been brought in at one of the other locations in town. Whenever I would enter a room everything would get quite and people would avoid me. It lasted a couple of weeks before people figured it it was bogus.

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

That slapping me in the face will cause strawberry yogurt to fly out of my nose.

SeraphimGoddess

Hmmmm...

*slaps THE_DRUGGIE in the face*

Oh. He wasn't kidding. :?

Sorry for doubting you DRUGGIE...and for slapping you...

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

Oh. He wasn't kidding. :?

Sorry for doubting you DRUGGIE...and for slapping you...

DJ-Lafleur

Slap him again, he likes it. :twisted:

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

The-Tree

Luckily I accepted it a long time ago, but I can't speak for everyone else.

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

The-Tree

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

The-Tree

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

The-Tree

This kid came up to me in PE freshman year and said that he heard that I told Jeff's sister (lol I didn't even know a Jeff at the time) that he broke my collarbone playing tackle football last week and I spent the night in the hospital. :?

He apologized for supposedly breaking my collar bone and I was like uhhh what?

[QUOTE="The-Tree"]

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

cybrcatter

Anyways, it sucks to have "friends" like that.

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

The-Tree

[QUOTE="cybrcatter"]

[QUOTE="The-Tree"]

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

MrEnvelope

Anyways, it sucks to have "friends" like that.

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

The-Tree

2 years ago, my supposed friend, spread a rumor about me that I have 100 gigabytes of lesbian porn on my computer. He told one of the science teachers too, I think that's why I never got her class the next year. It was especially embarrassing when the hottest girl in school asked me about it, and I had to explain to her that I'm not a creep.

The-Tree

Somebody somehow got the idea into their heads that I can tapdance and that I'm into dressing up as animals during sex. I've never tapdanced in my life.Theokhoth

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]Some people I knew used to think I was gay =(cybrcatter

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Somebody somehow got the idea into their heads that I can tapdance and that I'm into dressing up as animals during sex. I've never tapdanced in my life.xaos

[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]Some people I knew used to think I was gay =(ghoklebutter

I had SARS after being super sick during SARS (decent logic for some like 11 year olds though)

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Somebody somehow got the idea into their heads that I can tapdance and that I'm into dressing up as animals during sex. I've never tapdanced in my life.Theokhoth

So, I guess lots of kids back in elementary school thought I had sex with this other kid... in a locker... in the middle of class.

Come to think of it, kids in my area aren't to bright.

Well apparently I'm a **** freak.

Chickity_China

a what? clean freak? :?

Thats easy. Apperently I'm a jew, nazi, harry, edward cullen, german, and the son of harry potter and edward cullen. Someone help me.

That I'm the one who's chatting my teacher under the alias that I don't remember anymore. Now this dude, via YM, says everything crazy, like my teacher had a _____ with a ______, and other bunch of childish disses. It happened in my sophomore year. Now I know in myself that I'm not that guy, but my classmates and other teacher says its me. And they based it because I am absent that time when the teacher (that is being chatted by the guy) confront everyone of us. I know it's not me, though, so I'm not feeling guilty or sorry.

And about time, in my 3rd year high school, it's been confirmed that my past classmate did that act, and not me. My classmates now know the ****ing truth, about time.

That's a good experience though, since I got popular because of that :lol:

Somebody somehow got the idea into their heads that I can tapdance and that I'm into dressing up as animals during sex. I've never tapdanced in my life.Theokhoth