Crazy lady outside my window.

My neighbor is this old woman who lives in this ghetto shack right next to mine. She's kind of nutso (she always wears a witch hat), and she's staring at me throught the window right as I'm typing this.

What should I do? Should I ask her if she needs help - or just pretend to ignore her.

Hit that

Close the curtains?MrPraline

but then she'll know I saw her, and she might come knock on my door. She's still there, just chillin I guess.

My neighbor is this old woman who lives in this ghetto shack right next to mine. She's kind of nutso (she always wears a witch hat), and she's staring at me throught the window right as I'm typing this.

What should I do? Should I ask her if she needs help - or just pretend to ignore her.

Hot-Tamale

lol witch hat. Dude just ignore her. Im pretty sure she's harmless. Unless she knows magic.....

open the window and tell her to go away..

Hit that

FreezeBlast95

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Hit that

Pirate700

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Hit that

HitomiChan

:lol: Glad we could be of service.

Play the song So What by Anti Nowhere League as loud as you can out the window.

Hook her up with this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ockcyberdarkkid

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]Hook her up with this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ockmattykovax

Hook her up with this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ockcyberdarkkid

u should start a career in matchmaking he's perfect for her. :|.......:P

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Hit that

Pirate700

[QUOTE="HitomiChan"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]I agree. Getting some granny action is the only solution. :P

Pirate700

:lol: Glad we could be of service.

Start undressing... slowly... you know what to do...

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Hit that

Petergeist

Start undressing... slowly... you know what to do...

PecansAreNuts

Release the dogs.Brutal_Elitegs

Put a mirror in your window and let her stare at herself.GAMESHARQ

Burn the witch?

Get chris hansen

You should get a squirt gun and spray her down, maybe she'll melt or something...

Or take a dirty pair of underwear and throw it at her :lol:

Give her the middle finger while closing your curtains. Or you could throw a brick at her.................

You should get a squirt gun and spray her down, maybe she'll melt or something...

Or take a dirty pair of underwear and throw it at her :lol:

Blicen

Give her some Nintendo DS games.

Oh ya, leave the butter in the fridge...

So have you exposed yourself to her yet?

So have you exposed yourself to her yet?

Pirate700

Waiting for someone to post something like 'I was just walking by my neighbours house when my back seized up due to my old age, I was froze to the spot and tried looking at him to see if he'd come help me... I don't know what he must have been thinking but all of a sudden he stripped and exposed himself to me'.

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So have you exposed yourself to her yet?

Brutal_Elitegs

He probably threw his skidmarked undies at here like that one poster suggested. That will get ya killed every time. :(

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Post this on her door.

Run over to her house play ding dong ditch and when she is getting the door run back to your room and then close the curtain when she is not there looking at you.

1) She's just waiting for you to help her cross the road.

or

2) She wants to rape you.