Creepiest situation ever (story and post your own)

I was at an airport alone on my way back home from canada. I went into a washroom in the airport at quebec and took a wiz in the toilet... When I got out I was washing my hands and an older man (55 or so, I was/am 18 ) approached me and asked:

"Do you speak english?"

I said "yes"

He said "I have a question for you" and then he just stood there.

I was like "ok..."

And as I tried to leave he cornered me at the exit and said: "When you were in the toilet, I was watching you. Why do you sit down to urinate?"

I was like "uHsdf ...wha?...I don't know..." and then I slipped by him and walked away quickly.

I hate public restrooms. If you want to share a disturbing story that's hard to talk about, it would be fine here since everyone's anonymous...

Yeah, man. Why do you sit down and urinate?TheTerribleFish

Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?TheTerribleFish

I think TheTerribleFish deserves an answer. You should answer his question. He went through all that trouble watching you pee.

Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?TheTerribleFish

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?cametall

I think TheTerribleFish deserves an answer. You should answer his question. He went through all that trouble watching you pee.

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?Messer_Partei

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

So now off-topic, is this a valid reason to sit and urinate in a public toilet?

[QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?TheTerribleFish

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

So now off-topic, is this a valid reason to sit and urinate in a public toilet?

What's the big deal, I had a crap load of expensive things to carry and I was tired. Why do you have to be an*** about it?

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"][QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?Messer_Partei

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

So now off-topic, is this a valid reason to sit and urinate in a public toilet?

What's the big deal, I had a crap load of expensive things to carry and I was tired. Why do you have to be an*** about it?

Because I can. And to conjure lulz.

Now, my creepy story: I was born, and the world laughed.

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"][QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?Messer_Partei

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

So now off-topic, is this a valid reason to sit and urinate in a public toilet?

What's the big deal, I had a crap load of expensive things to carry and I was tired. Why do you have to be an*** about it?

I don't see what the big deal is either... I do it when I'm drunk and can barely stand so I don't fall face first into the toilet.

[QUOTE="Messer_Partei"][QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"][QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?TheTerribleFish

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

So now off-topic, is this a valid reason to sit and urinate in a public toilet?

What's the big deal, I had a crap load of expensive things to carry and I was tired. Why do you have to be an*** about it?

Because I can. And to conjure lulz.

Now, my creepy story: I was born, and the world laughed.

That was exhilerating.

i dont know if this is creepy but when i was walking back from the liquor store at night, and this guy riding a shopping cart with a tree branch stick was screaming and he fell in front of me and jumped onto the brick wall and said to me "you saw nothing" and jumped into the dumpster screaming " CINDY!" i was freaked out. smallcaplegend

My 17-year-old friend asked a 12-year-old to suck him off.needled24-7

Omg, you need to kick his ass, with a steel pipe.

I've had a wierd bathroom experience too... well, more funny than wierd. Me and a friend of mine were at the theater to see 300. Before that we had just got done watching the 7th season of Star Trek DS9 (if you haven't watched it then you lose most of the funny) Anyway, since the movie was over, the rest room was packed. He went into a stall and I was at a urinal. All of a sudden I hear my friend scream at the top of his lungs "FOR CARDASSIA!!!" and I immediately bust out laughing and everyone in there was like "WTF?" then I screamed it again, and then everyone was kinda getting the hell out of there lol They probably thought we were terrorists or just idiots.Viedric

lol whats CARDASSIA!!!

If I told you I'd get modded....Mercury88

Just tell us, but edit it.

[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i dont know if this is creepy but when i was walking back from the liquor store at night, and this guy riding a shopping cart with a tree branch stick was screaming and he fell in front of me and jumped onto the brick wall and said to me "you saw nothing" and jumped into the dumpster screaming " CINDY!" i was freaked out. ayanami_rei

it was one of those moments i will never forget, plus i was only 11 when it happened

This crazy man wouldn't stop waving at me until i waved back, he was doing it for like 10 minutes i finally caved :( then he just stared for a while. it was more annoying then creepy though

[QUOTE="Mercury88"]If I told you I'd get modded....Messer_Partei

Just tell us, but edit it.

Got a funny bathroom story to me and my friend went into the bathroom after the movies and I was watching my hands and I thought it was just me and my friends so I said it smells like sh"t in here and I didnt relize but there was a guy taking a dump right there.FireShadow12

[QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]

[QUOTE="Mercury88"]If I told you I'd get modded....Mercury88

Just tell us, but edit it.

wow :?

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i dont know if this is creepy but when i was walking back from the liquor store at night, and this guy riding a shopping cart with a tree branch stick was screaming and he fell in front of me and jumped onto the brick wall and said to me "you saw nothing" and jumped into the dumpster screaming " CINDY!" i was freaked out. smallcaplegend

it was one of those moments i will never forget, plus i was only 11 when it happened

Wait, you went to a liquor store when you were 11?

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Yeah, man. Why do you sit down and urinate?Mumbles527

[QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="smallcaplegend"]i dont know if this is creepy but when i was walking back from the liquor store at night, and this guy riding a shopping cart with a tree branch stick was screaming and he fell in front of me and jumped onto the brick wall and said to me "you saw nothing" and jumped into the dumpster screaming " CINDY!" i was freaked out. therazn

it was one of those moments i will never forget, plus i was only 11 when it happened

Wait, you went to a liquor store when you were 11?

[QUOTE="Viedric"]I've had a wierd bathroom experience too... well, more funny than wierd. Me and a friend of mine were at the theater to see 300. Before that we had just got done watching the 7th season of Star Trek DS9 (if you haven't watched it then you lose most of the funny) Anyway, since the movie was over, the rest room was packed. He went into a stall and I was at a urinal. All of a sudden I hear my friend scream at the top of his lungs "FOR CARDASSIA!!!" and I immediately bust out laughing and everyone in there was like "WTF?" then I screamed it again, and then everyone was kinda getting the hell out of there lol They probably thought we were terrorists or just idiots.Igtstylez

lol whats CARDASSIA!!!

Cardassia is the home planet of the Cardassians... duh. Yes, I'm a trekkie.

My creepiest situation was when I was 9. I was alone at home cause my father was on a bussinestrip and my mother was picking up my little brother from his soccerpractice. So i was alone when I heard some strange ticking and bouncing against my frontdoor. I didnt dare to look through the window and see whom it was cause i knew something was wrong. So I tried to block the door (which was already locked) by lying against it. The guy kept on bouncing and blocking for 20 minutes while yelling things like i shouldve opened it. Eventually some dog must have scared him off and made him leave. When my mother came home we went to the police to report it.

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[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?TheTerribleFish

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

So now off-topic, is this a valid reason to sit and urinate in a public toilet?

Newp! The only reason to sit down to pee is because you have a vagina Real men stand.

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"][QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]

[QUOTE="TheTerribleFish"]Hey, man. You didn't answer my question. Why do you sit down and urinate?Messer_Partei

I don't know, maybe because I was holding 2 ****ing luggage bags, a laptop bag, and a backpack, and a hoody. Maybe I didn't want to throw them on the ground while I turned my back. :|

So now off-topic, is this a valid reason to sit and urinate in a public toilet?

What's the big deal, I had a crap load of expensive things to carry and I was tired. Why do you have to be an*** about it?

Lol, that was a very swift hijacking there :P

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[QUOTE="Mercury88"]If I told you I'd get modded....Mercury88

Just tell us, but edit it.

I lol'd.

Me and my girlfriend were at a party, and there was this 38 year old dude (me and my girl are both 17), and my gf got drunk, and this old **** was trying to get my girl if ya know what I mean, so I had smacked his **** and balls and threatened him so he would get off of her. Next time I see him, he is dead.SpootyHead

In a bathroom, a guy look over to me and asked, "What's that?" I left.

u took a wiz? wow i havent heard that word in a really long time. right on man. and yeah that was a pretty creepy storyMichaeltheCM

In a bathroom, a guy look over to me and asked, "What's that?" I left.

GameFreak315

lol

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In a bathroom, a guy look over to me and asked, "What's that?" I left.

Vfanek

lol

:lol: I just hope yup put *that* away before leaving :P