damn that kid! i hate him so much!

Youll probably have to kill him, then find a pig farm somewhere so you can dispose of the body.

Pig can digest an entire corpse really quick so a kid would be easy.

Save the kids ear, send it to his parents in the mail from 2 states over to throw the cops off your scent.

Throw things back at him :D

this kid who lives next to my house is always throwing things at me. sometimes he throws good things as me like a ps2 controller, toy truck, once he threw a nintendo ds with mario game at me, but it's screen was scratched so i coudnt really see what i was playing. but sometimes he throws door nobs. ok yesterday he threw his cat at me. man that cat hates me so it chased me...( i no its a cat, but i dont wanna get scratched by it). man he threw eggs at me, he throws anything he finds nearby. yep, any idea how i can get out of the house to play football without someone throwing things at me? the kid is in 6th grade lol. man i hate him, i threw things at him too. he just crys and i get in trouble.tacosrule193

ROFL

Throw a pineapple grenade. That'll teach 'im ;)

He threw a cat? Report him. O_oSolidSnake35

Report to the gs mods. They'll suspend his anus.

Can't stop loling!!!1!11!1

Now im crying, HAHAH

Try to make him throw more expensive stuff at you.

lol did i tell u the time he locked 5 alivechickens on his restroom.... it wasnt his but he took it from the farm and placed it in there. i bet if he had seen me.. he would throw it at me tacosrule193

Wait....what???

Taunt him like this: "I bet you can't throw a PS3/Wii/Xbox360 at me! Nyah nyah nyah nyaaaah!"

That should work.

Who cares if he throws things at you--you'll have his crap. Then tell him to toss over some games, his dad's dirty mag collection, and his mom's panties. You're set for quite a while.

;)

[QUOTE="VanHelsingBoA64"]

[QUOTE="tacosrule193"]lol did i tell u the time he locked 5 alivechickens on his restroom.... it wasnt his but he took it from the farm and placed it in there. i bet if he had seen me.. he would throw it at me HessenKnight

Wait....what???

I stopped believing him when he said the kid threw a cat at him, and then he ran away from it! :P

[QUOTE="VanHelsingBoA64"]

[QUOTE="tacosrule193"]lol did i tell u the time he locked 5 alivechickens on his restroom.... it wasnt his but he took it from the farm and placed it in there. i bet if he had seen me.. he would throw it at me HessenKnight

Wait....what???

You believed him originally?

chickens in the restroom... but later the farm owner took the chickens and sued the kid. all the farmer took from the kid was his gameboy cuz his mom refused to pay the moneytacosrule193

Farmers gotta game too :o

You believed him originally?

ElZilcho90

Indeed.....100 % of the stories in OT are untrue.

chickens in the restroom... but later the farm owner took the chickens and sued the kid. all the farmer took from the kid was his gameboy cuz his mom refused to pay the moneytacosrule193

I didn't believe you from the start, but that, right there, blows the chance of ANYONE believing you.

1. buy 1 lb of dry ice from a grocery store (~$1)

2. buy 2 1 litre bottles of cheap coke

3. buy a 2 foot long pvc pipe and 2 end caps.

4. glue one end cap on and ready the other.

5. use a hammer and gloves to crush the ice

6. rap the bottles in duct tape and nails

7. put the dry ice in the bottle to about 'label high'

8.squeeze the bottle and pour water of an equal amount to the dry ice down.

9. cap the bottles and insert into the pvc pipe FAST.

10. place the other end cap on

11. hold the pvc pipe against your shoulder and aim for the child's head

12. move to another state.

1. buy 1 lb of dry ice from a grocery store (~$1)

2. buy 2 1 litre bottles of cheap coke

3. buy a 2 foot long pvc pipe and 2 end caps.

4. glue one end cap on and ready the other.

5. use a hammer and gloves to crush the ice

6. rap the bottles in duct tape and nails

7. put the dry ice in the bottle to about 'label high'

8.squeeze the bottle and pour water of an equal amount to the dry ice down.

9. cap the bottles and insert into the pvc pipe FAST.

10. place the other end cap on

11. hold the pvc pipe against your shoulder and aim for the child's head

12. move to another state.

Messer_Partei

I am so trying that...

Try to make him throw more expensive stuff at you.Mythbuster4ever

[QUOTE="Messer_Partei"]

1. buy 1 lb of dry ice from a grocery store (~$1)

2. buy 2 1 litre bottles of cheap coke

3. buy a 2 foot long pvc pipe and 2 end caps.

4. glue one end cap on and ready the other.

5. use a hammer and gloves to crush the ice

6. rap the bottles in duct tape and nails

7. put the dry ice in the bottle to about 'label high'

8.squeeze the bottle and pour water of an equal amount to the dry ice down.

9. cap the bottles and insert into the pvc pipe FAST.

10. place the other end cap on

11. hold the pvc pipe against your shoulder and aim for the child's head

12. move to another state.

muppet1010

I am so trying that...

I did it the other day...the bomb blew up prematurely and even though both my friend and I were holding the launcher, it flew 10 feet behind us, made a noise that temporarily made us deaf and the end cap dissapeared over several blocks. We didn't hear it or see it land. It's very dangerous so DO NOT fill the water up to 2/3 of the bottle. Make sure the dry ice and water together fill the bottle to half at tops.

Taunt him like this: "I bet you can't throw a PS3/Wii/Xbox360 at me! Nyah nyah nyah nyaaaah!"

That should work.

Who cares if he throws things at you--you'll have his crap. Then tell him to toss over some games, his dad's dirty mag collection, and his mom's panties. You're set for quite a while.

;)

Spideyx1963

LMAO! That is EXACTLY what you should do! :lol:

Throw things back at him :D

Sir_Marwin

Keep the thing he throws at you !!! You will make alot of money on ebay.

"Sometime's he throws good stuff, like a toy truck." Lawlz, do you enjoy playing with little kid toys?

Also, you should be happy he throws things at you. Sell the stuff he throws at you. EB Games won't notice the cracked screen on the Nintendo DS. Even if they do, you can still make good money off it.

I would probably beat him up. Yes, I have to beat up kids three years younger than me to boost my ego. Got a problem with that?

catch them u pus

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Throw a brick at him.