'Dead' SA Man Wakes Up in Morgue

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#1 PcGamingRig
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A 50 year old dead man in south africa woke up in a morgue and screamed to be let out, the people who worked there fled because they thought he was a ghost.

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he was pronounced dead by his family though, and not medically trained people.

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#2 berserker2389
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It's a zombie :o *shoots shotgun then cocks it*
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#3 mrmusicman247
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How scary that must have for the people who worked there.
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#4 TheHighWind
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It's a zombie :o *cocks shotgun*berserker2389

You see that in every movie, but if you've ever fired a shotgun you know that you cock it AFTER you shoot your first round, not before. Otherwise you have one less shell.

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#5 Ice-Cube
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:lol: Haha I found it hilarious that the workers ran for their lives. Though it is sad that he was put through that, it reminds me of that one story where a lady woke up screaming at her funeral then died again 10mins after, except this guy lived.

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#6 berserker2389
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[QUOTE="berserker2389"]It's a zombie :o *cocks shotgun*TheHighWind

You see that in every movie, but if you've ever fired a shotgun you know that you cock it AFTER you shoot your first round, not before. Otherwise you have one less shell.

There I edidted it happy? :x :P
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#7 BrunoBRS
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presumably it happened late at night while the janitor was cleaning the room, all by himself, with the lights turned off.
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#8 needled24-7
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presumably it happened late at night while the janitor was cleaning the room, all by himself, with the lights turned off.BrunoBRS
all by himself? lights turned off? "cleaning" you say?

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[QUOTE="BrunoBRS"]presumably it happened late at night while the janitor was cleaning the room, all by himself, with the lights turned off.needled24-7

all by himself? lights turned off? "cleaning" you say?

And all those fresh corpses lying around, too.

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#10 Bros89
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lol, imagine how many people have been burned/burried alive, probably tons of em...

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#11 The-Apostle
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I read the title as San Antonio man.
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#12 guildclaws
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It's a zombie :o *shoots shotgun then cocks it*berserker2389
You beat me to it! :P, i was gonna say that
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#13 XturnalS
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I read the title as San Antonio man.The-Apostle

You're not the only one, my second guess was South America. Also waking up in a morgue has to be up there amongst the pantheon of places one does not want to wake up in.

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#14 Blue-Sky
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Best Night ever!

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#15 MissLibrarian
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Bloody hell I'd hate to working in a morgue when that happened!

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#16 th3warr1or
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I read the title as San Antonio man.The-Apostle
Same.
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#17 weezyfb
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as if working at a morgue isn't creepy enough
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#18 berserker2389
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Bloody hell I'd hate to working in a morgue when that happened!

MissLibrarian

I'd for real probably shoot him since I've seen all the zombies movies and played too much l4d1 +2 :lol:

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#19 FUloin33
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It reminds me of that 1000 ways to die where the guy was in a car accident, and they took his organs out of him cuz he was a donor, but it turns out he was alive and was awake through it the whole time.
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#20 inyourface_12
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[QUOTE="berserker2389"]It's a zombie :o *cocks shotgun*TheHighWind

You see that in every movie, but if you've ever fired a shotgun you know that you cock it AFTER you shoot your first round, not before. Otherwise you have one less shell.

But it depends on how you load your shotgun. If you don't put a round in the chamber and just leave them all in the tube you're going to have to cock prior to firing.
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#21 _R34LiTY_
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At least he survived.

Last week or so there was that story of old girl who "came back to life" during her funeral only to actually die in her coffin when she realized what was going on

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#22 DeX2010
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I would've been so freaked out I was that man. Why did his family presume that they had the expertise to pronounce someone dead?. I know that its not very funny, but I can't help laughing at the thought of the morgue workers thinking someone had risen from the dead.