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#1 Benevolentbob
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Dear Taco Bell,

You are a mexican themed restaurant. Jack in the Box is an American/Hamburger themed restaurant. When Jack in the box makes better tacos than you do, its time to pack it up and call it quits.

Your Friend,

Benevolentbob

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#2 JLAudio7
Member since 2007 • 2729 Posts

definately blogworthy, but still a funny post. :lol:

EDIT:

Dear Taco Bell:

I love your crunchwraps.

Sincerely, JLAudio7

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#3 dooly420
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there is nothing mexican about taco bell
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#4 reservoir_doggy
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Dear taco bell,

Keep kicking ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

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#5 the_leet_kid
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Here's my letter:

Dear Taco Bell,

You are made of pure win.

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#6 shaza91
Member since 2005 • 3696 Posts

Dear taco bell,

Keep kicking ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

reservoir_doggy

and shaza91

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#7 pokeracc
Member since 2006 • 2198 Posts

Dear Taco Bell,

I've never met you, Probly never will,

Sincerely, Pokeracc

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#8 reservoir_doggy
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[QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"]

Dear taco bell,

Keep kicking ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

shaza91

and shaza91

Ok ok.

Dear taco bell,

keep kicking shaza 91's ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

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#9 nintendo_fan675
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Dear Taco Bell,

Why can't you make one in my town :(

Sincerely, nintendo_fan675

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#10 Ilived
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I think Taco Bell needs to stop making commercials...they suck at it. Unless if they are really trying to annoy the hell out of you.
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#11 shaza91
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[QUOTE="shaza91"][QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"]

Dear taco bell,

Keep kicking ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

reservoir_doggy

and shaza91

Ok ok.

Dear taco bell,

keep kicking shaza 91's ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

I'll let them do whatever they like as long as I get a crunchwrap.

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#12 zombieman666
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jack in boxes tocos are orgasmic

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#13 reservoir_doggy
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[QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"][QUOTE="shaza91"][QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"]

Dear taco bell,

Keep kicking ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

shaza91

and shaza91

Ok ok.

Dear taco bell,

keep kicking shaza 91's ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

I'll let them do whatever they like as long as I get a crunchwrap.

Taco Bell is my favorite fast food place. Have you had the new cheesy beefy burritos? Holy crap

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#14 AngelB1ack
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To be a mexican they have to serve CHIMICHANGAS!!! Chimichangas rule!
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#15 USmellLikePoopy
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Dear Taco Bell,

You should convert into Burger Kings and make mass productions of the number seven meal for me.

Love,
USmellLikePoopy

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#16 shaza91
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[QUOTE="shaza91"][QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"][QUOTE="shaza91"][QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"]

Dear taco bell,

Keep kicking ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

reservoir_doggy

and shaza91

Ok ok.

Dear taco bell,

keep kicking shaza 91's ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

I'll let them do whatever they like as long as I get a crunchwrap.

Taco Bell is my favorite fast food place. Have you had the new cheesy beefy burritos? Holy crap

Not yet. Is it anything like the extreme cheese quesidilla? I loved that thing so much.

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#17 OPRFWrestler112
Member since 2007 • 1570 Posts

Dear Taco Bell,

I live more than3 miles away from your closest store. The half-hour bikeride is worth it, though.

Sincerely, OPRFWrestler112

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#18 reservoir_doggy
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[QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"][QUOTE="shaza91"][QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"][QUOTE="shaza91"][QUOTE="reservoir_doggy"]

Dear taco bell,

Keep kicking ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

shaza91

and shaza91

Ok ok.

Dear taco bell,

keep kicking shaza 91's ass.

Sincerly, Reservoir_doggy

I'll let them do whatever they like as long as I get a crunchwrap.

Taco Bell is my favorite fast food place. Have you had the new cheesy beefy burritos? Holy crap

Not yet. Is it anything like the extreme cheese quesidilla? I loved that thing so much.

Not exactly. I suggest you go out and buy itright NAOW. It can't be missed

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#19 Mrs_Sesshomaru
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Im addicted to their Steak Quesadillas!:o
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#20 Yagami-Iori
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Dear Taco Bell,

You are more effective and three times more tasty than Ex-Lax.

Sincerely, Yagami-Iori

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#21 HupHupOranje
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Taco Bell is not real Mexican food, you uncultured heathens.
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#22 Mumbles527
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Taco Bell is not real Mexican food, you uncultured heathens.HupHupOranje
Nobody said it was! That doesn't mean its not delicious, because it certainly is.
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#23 bluezy
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I like Taco Bell. Their crunchwraps are good.
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#24 Masinai
Member since 2007 • 466 Posts

Dear Taco Bell,

Go kick K-mart's ass.

Love, Masinai

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#25 Dethshoot
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Dear Taco Bell,

I love your chalupas and other stuff. Keep kicking ass.

From, Dethshoot

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#26 shaza91
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Taco Bell is not real Mexican food, you uncultured heathens.HupHupOranje

And french fries aren't french. Who the hell cares. All that matters is if it's good or not.

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#27 SympathyForLdyV
Member since 2007 • 767 Posts

Dear Taco Bell,

I left my panties at your place last week. Could you please send them back to me.

K Thnx By,

Lady V

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#28 dholmes19
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Dear Taco Bell,

My butt sings when i leave your resturant. Even though i like the food!

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#29 GIJesse77
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taco bell is not authentic. they dont even have mexican cheeseburgers.
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#30 HupHupOranje
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[QUOTE="HupHupOranje"]Taco Bell is not real Mexican food, you uncultured heathens.shaza91

And french fries aren't french. Who the hell cares. All that matters is if it's good or not.

I disagree...most fast food is pretty gross, and I wouldn't eat it - regardless of how tasty it was.

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#31 fkholmes
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We don't even have either of them where I live :P Still funny.
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#32 Masinai
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Taco Bell is pretty gross...(health-wise) but I eat it once in a while.
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#33 clarke0
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Dear Taco Bell,

The meat in your food is funny tasting.

It really is,

Clarke0

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#34 sabru8
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Dear Taco Bell,

You are a mexican themed restaurant. Jack in the Box is an American/Hamburger themed restaurant. When Jack in the box makes better tacos than you do, its time to pack it up and call it quits.

Your Friend,

Benevolentbob

Benevolentbob

Yeah....that is pretty bad. :shock:

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#35 Wet_Sand
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Crunchwraps are awesome.
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#36 Benevolentbob
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Taco Bell is pretty gross...(health-wise) but I eat it once in a while.Masinai

Taco bell is disgusting in terms of health. In my opinion its even worse than Mcdonalds, and that's saying a lot.

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#37 skullkrusher13
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Dear Taco Bell,

I had a Steak Grilled Stuft Burrito today, it wasdelicious

P.S. Double Deckers are Purified Win

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#38 Solid_Snake325
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Dear Taco Bell,

The meat in your food is funny tasting.

It really is,

Clarke0

clarke0
I agree completely.
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#39 skullkrusher13
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[QUOTE="Masinai"]Taco Bell is pretty gross...(health-wise) but I eat it once in a while.Benevolentbob

Taco bell is disgusting in terms of health. In my opinion its even worse than Mcdonalds, and that's saying a lot.

what a joke, oh wait your serious.

1. Jack in the Box is absolutely worse than Taco Bell and McDonalds. It is the worst fast food place on the planet. It sucks.

2. Taco Bell is one of the healthiest fast food places easily. Just stay away from the ground beef and the fatty sauces (what I usually do). Chicken and steak FTW

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#40 tootiejeans
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Dear taco Bell,

what Happend to the Dog in the Commericals?

from:

TootieJeans.

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#41 gameguy6700
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[QUOTE="Benevolentbob"]

[QUOTE="Masinai"]Taco Bell is pretty gross...(health-wise) but I eat it once in a while.skullkrusher13

Taco bell is disgusting in terms of health. In my opinion its even worse than Mcdonalds, and that's saying a lot.

what a joke, oh wait your serious.

1. Jack in the Box is absolutely worse than Taco Bell and McDonalds. It is the worst fast food place on the planet. It sucks.

2. Taco Bell is one of the healthiest fast food places easily. Just stay away from the ground beef and the fatty sauces (what I usually do). Chicken and steak FTW

Screw that. If I order ground beef I can get two challupas and a hard taco for $4.50.

The only thing that scares me more than the price is how fast they get the tacos done. At the taco bell on campus I'll place my order then a minute later my food will be up. I know its fast food but...when its that fast I can't help but begin to wonder why its $4.50. Then I quickly push that thought out of my head because I remember every other place on campus wants $6+ for a meal.

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#42 MrGeezer
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Dear Taco Bell,

You are a mexican themed restaurant. Jack in the Box is an American/Hamburger themed restaurant. When Jack in the box makes better tacos than you do, its time to pack it up and call it quits.

Your Friend,

Benevolentbob

Benevolentbob

There is no Jack in the Box anywhere near me.

So Taco Bell wins.

Granted, I could travel to a city that does have a Jack in the Box, just to taste the fine mexican food that Jack in the Box offers. I could travel there during spring break, and take photos of myself at Jack in the Box, which I'd email to all of my friends.

I'm not gonna do that though, because it's ****ing Jack in the Box.

Meanwhile, it takes me about 3 minutes to drive to Taco Bell. So Taco Bell wins.

I've never been to Jack in the Box, but I sort of doubt that it's fine ****ing dining.

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Ok, currently, I cannot see what I a typing. The reply page has been unable to load for me so I'm typing this completely blind. If I'm as good enough of a typer as I think I am, then the reply I would like to type will read as follows: Boo, creepy taco! Hooray blog! By the way, GlitchSpot is giving me an ulcer.