Describe your weirdest dream.

I had a dream that I was the only person at my own funeral. It was messed.

This is probably the weirdest: I dreamed that I was at a hospital, and there was an earthquake (I think) and we had to evacuate all these eggs. By eggs I mean human eggs, and not egg cells, human reproduction in this world was quite a bit different than in reality. So these eggs are about the size of a basketball, but not really spherical, they are elongated quite a bit. They are consist of a tough transparent membrane encasing a clear gel in which an embryo sits, and they are kinda squishy. Anyways, we move 300 something eggs (I knew the exact number in my dream) to safety, but about a third of them don't make it because they are not developed enough to be transported at that stage and still fragile. Anyways this one guy gets really mad and blames the hospital for the loss of these eggs even though it was really unavoidable.thriteenthmonke

Wow. That was, weird. :P Thanks for sharing. :)

I have quite a few weird dreams. My most recent involved a waterslide, an orange dragon and a pirate spaceship. I don't remember much else.

there was a dancing fork and a drug dealer... need I say more?

Had a dream I went to a mall and killed a bunch of people. It seems super real and detailed too. Why do we dream about bad things? Do i secretly want to go on a murdering spree or something?

I went into my backyard and was playing with a baby gorilla. I then got bored and went inside to find Chong's severed head and body laying in the hallway next to Lord Voldemortes body. Then I found out my dad did it and started chopping Voldemorte's moms head with the help of me. I only helped when I saw the severed head crawling. I then went into the backyard to play with the baby gorilla and then the baby's mom came back and I ran for my life back into my house.Then I went trick or treating with my friends because it was Halloween.

All in all a pretty normal dream. But in all seriousness I actually dreamed it.

Had a dream I went to a mall and killed a bunch of people. It seems super real and detailed too. Why do we dream about bad things? Do i secretly want to go on a murdering spree or something?

KittenNipples

I hope not. :(

not exactly totally weird but i liked okay in my dream i was a sniper on a beautiful 70 degress day and i was shooting and killing behind a rock i was basically doing this for a while and then an alarm goes off i get up and start greeting the other team and talking with them despite the fact that i just killed like half of their friends it was really weird

My weirdest would be one I had when I was really young (less than 10), and it was about Xena the Warrior Princess.... yep.

My weirdest dream was a about a bald monkey that would often kneel and eat his banana. And he liked doing it in the closet. That was his favorite place. The monkey also loved sausage, lots and lots of sausage. And he liked to secretly put on dresses.

It invovled a Gnu, some thimbles and a rollerblade...don't ask

I dreamt 2 girls were eating a mushroom.

And I was the mushroom. :\

Let's just say the weirdest dream I ever had traumatized me for week afterwards and saying it here would probably result in me being modded.

it dealt with me being a bounty hunter for demons or whatever. one of them was my teacher and we battled.

I had a dream I was staring at my TV and it was off. I saw my brother walk up and sit down on a couch behind me through the reflection of the TV. I said "Hey Will...." (That's my brother's name). I was still looking at him through the reflection of the TV and as I looked at him, he just sat there staring off into space. I turned aroundand said "Will?". And when I looked at him, it was just his head sitting on the couch and he had a giant smile on his face. It freaked the crap out of me.

I dreamt 2 girls were eating a mushroom.

And I was the mushroom. :\

supa_badman

Hahaha, what? LOL You win!

impossible.

It invovled a Gnu, some thimbles and a rollerblade...don't ask

Flatline304

My weirdest dream: I went outside with all my good friends, and we were being bullied by this tall lookin kid with glasses. I told my mother what was happening, and as I told her, the bully knocked on the door. We went outside and I ignored him and played with my friends. All of a sudden he starts attacking us, and I switch myself and my friends with Simpsons characters, I was Bart, my mom was Marge, my BestF was Millhouse, the bully was a taller Ned. The only way to kill the bully was to shoot as barrels full of gasoline or lite them on fire. I try this and run out of barrels. Run to the house and use barrels there. I finally kill him, or so I thought. He comes back as a ghost and starts laughing. I keep searching for him, and he comes out of nowhere and kills me.... I find it weird because in the middle we all turn into Simpson's characters, and he kills me as a ghost.

impossible.

TheNintendo

Try us. :P

I had a dream I married a video game. :|

Lilyanne46

What game was it?

I remember this one dream quite vividly and it probably take me a whole book to write about it. So one that doesn't take as long is that my family and I were running through a corridor and being killed by giant worms that shot lasers when the opened there mouths. They were coming through the walls and one was eating my sisters head.

Had a dream I went to a mall and killed a bunch of people. It seems super real and detailed too. Why do we dream about bad things? Do i secretly want to go on a murdering spree or something?

KittenNipples

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I had a dream I married a video game. :|

Lilyanne46

What game was it?

Maxwell from Scribblenauts. :( I'm addicted to that game.

omg! He's so cute! Also I'm addicted to that game too.

I remember one dream where I was trying to run away from a giant frog that was trying to suck me up into it's mouth.

Yah, I know. It's messed up.:P

It's pretty hard to remember/describe it accurately, but I'm walking down this street going downhill, and it's set in the 50s. I approach these child-type things, but they're all grey/black and have like tire material for skin. One of them is picking flowers, the other is riding a tricycle. Then I walk further down the street and see more of these tire monsters, until I get to the bottom of the hill. Then a rocket blasts off, and it is made of a stack of ... TIRES! It's pretty intense.

Okay, I'm going to try and remember as much of my dream as possible.

The first part I remember is that a group of my friends and I were in New Orleans. We were in the French district, except it was actually the English district. We got into various shenanigans that I can't remember.

Next, we were in a warehouse doing stuff. Next thing I know a plane flies by and drops an atomic bomb next to us. I and one of my friends turn into the Hulk. The bomb sent us flying through the air and I'm clinging on to a pillar or something.

We land near a playground and start to play. Now it's just me as the Hulk, my two best friends, and the girl I like all playing on the playground. Later these three girls come over and start harassing us. Who in their right mind would mess with the Hulk? We just ignore them and continue playing.

The next thing that I can remember is that I'm at a school with three of my friends. The only thing is that the school is haunted because it houses Pandora's box. So we're walking through a hallway and two of my friends and I are yelling at some kid not to open anything.

Somehow we get What-a-burger after that. We walk down another hallway and into a bathroom to start eating our food. Maybe it's a reference to the piss-poor (get it?) sanitary conditions of most fast food restaurants. I really had to go to the bathroom, so I leave my food and walk a few feet to a urinal. When I'm done and am washing my hands some active duty military man in BDU's walks in and starts harassing me. I just kind of ignore him/go along with it. I don't want any trouble. He asks me to take off my jacket. Apparently I'm wearing BDU's as well. I just leave. I walk back to our table in the bathroom and one of my friends has become Kevin from The Office and ate all my food. I was pissed. That meal cost me $5. Then I woke up.

I only remember small bits from dreams/nightmares when I wake up. But the wierdest thing I can recall was like Underworld but it was during like World War 2 or something like that. And there were killer penguins and seals attacking the vampires. And then I woke up.

I was going to a concert and there were lots of crazy people there. I got inside and I was in a church, and I looked around and saw a few people that I knew. Then I looked down at myself and for some reason I was wearing a life jacket. I went out into the hallway and everybody was getting giant gumballs from one of the little gumball machines, but they were gigantic and then I went home and found a letter that said I had been kicked out of school

i wil try to describe this best i can.

well basically i just floating in a black nothingness, then all of a sudden im free falling at super high speeds. then i just suddenly stop,next it feels like my body is just being thrown around and bouncing like a ruber ball in a room. after that i suddenly stop again and my body is being dissolved into nothing but small atom like bits. they ust float around, then finnaly they come back together and i reform back to shape and continue crazilly bouncing.

then i woke up. i was terrfied yet i was really awesome and wished it lasted longer

Well there was a monster or something and i was shooting at it with a Gears-like shotgun

Pretty weird

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Maxwell from Scribblenauts. :( I'm addicted to that game.

Lilyanne46

omg! He's so cute! Also I'm addicted to that game too.

And, I looked just like a Scribblenautizied character and my name was Maxine. =3

I chocked on the grape I was eating when I read that. I laughed so hard!!!

MY Dream is a very weird one , i was a some one's funeral (the person was famous) so planes were flying in the skies , all my school was there , and it was at my uncle's House for some reason , It was freezing outside , my friend had to go so i said goodbye to him , i go into the house suddenly i am in a church with many doors and i have lost my way , i start walking and i see the corpse in front of me , and go into a door and i see a priest Shounting things , then i see 2 nuns also shouting some weird and scray and they follow me , so i run , i enter a room just to see two naked ugly women in front of me screaming like they were possesed or something , i woke up there .

I still have a lot of weird dreams , but this was the one that came to mind.

I was flying in an Xwing down the canal to destroy the death star and a trex jumped out from the top of the canal and owned me. Either that or the time I knew I was dreaming. That was actually the best dream ever cause I did and controlled EVERYTHING lawl.

lets just saw it involved a bear, some gum,and a skateboard:oops:

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[QUOTE="Lilyanne46"]

And, I looked just like a Scribblenautizied character and my name was Maxine. =3

Lilyanne46

I chocked on the grape I was eating when I read that. I laughed so hard!!!

:lol: It's that funny? :oops:

Did you know you can make the Large Hadron Collider in that game? I did it a while ago. :P