Did you ever give your teacher an apple?

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#1 ehhwhatever
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I did. She looked like Sandra Bullock though.

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#2 xTheExploited
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Whats the deal with giving teachers apples? I could think of a perverted way in how some weirdo student would want to do it but I don't want to divulge into that, but in the regular way of just giving them an apple? Why the hell would anyone want an apple as a gift for that matter?
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#3 ehhwhatever
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Whats the deal with giving teachers apples? I could think of a perverted way in how some weirdo student would want to do it but I don't want to divulge into that, but in the regular way of just giving them an apple? Why the hell would anyone want an apple as a gift for that matter?xTheExploited

I sat in front of her desk. I guess I was trying to bribe her and she would probably understand I'm intimidated by her.

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[QUOTE="xTheExploited"]Whats the deal with giving teachers apples? I could think of a perverted way in how some weirdo student would want to do it but I don't want to divulge into that, but in the regular way of just giving them an apple? Why the hell would anyone want an apple as a gift for that matter?ehhwhatever

I sat in front of her desk. I guess I was trying to bribe her and she would probably understand I'm intimidated by her.

Well I was more wondering why it is a common theme to give teachers an apple. I can't really imagine a teacher going "**** yes, an apple *fist pump*"
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#5 ehhwhatever
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[QUOTE="ehhwhatever"]

[QUOTE="xTheExploited"]Whats the deal with giving teachers apples? I could think of a perverted way in how some weirdo student would want to do it but I don't want to divulge into that, but in the regular way of just giving them an apple? Why the hell would anyone want an apple as a gift for that matter?xTheExploited

I sat in front of her desk. I guess I was trying to bribe her and she would probably understand I'm intimidated by her.

Well I was more wondering why it is a common theme to give teachers an apple. I can't really imagine a teacher going "**** yes, an apple *fist pump*"

lol

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#6 Logan1616
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Nope, though I want an apple right now.
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#7 cheesyjon
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Probably in kindergarten. :P
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#8 Logan1616
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Probably in kindergarten. :Pcheesyjon
I don't even remember Kidgarten. :|
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#9 spazzx625
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Yeah, I know I did...Maybe in first or second grade...I have no idea. That was over 20 years ago...
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#10 Logan1616
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Yeah, I know I did...Maybe in first or second grade...I have no idea. That was over 20 years ago...spazzx625
You're so old. :P
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#11 kittensRjerks
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never

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#12 spazzx625
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[QUOTE="spazzx625"]Yeah, I know I did...Maybe in first or second grade...I have no idea. That was over 20 years ago...Logan1616
You're so old. :P

I know :(
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#13 jimmyjammer69
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Good lord, no. You can't just give a teacher gift fruits and expect to live it down with the other kids. I'd have been a laughing stock.
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#14 Logan1616
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[QUOTE="Logan1616"][QUOTE="spazzx625"]Yeah, I know I did...Maybe in first or second grade...I have no idea. That was over 20 years ago...spazzx625
You're so old. :P

I know :(

Dude, you're not that old!!! By the way, Boardwalk Empire = Favorite New Show.
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#15 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="Logan1616"][QUOTE="spazzx625"]Yeah, I know I did...Maybe in first or second grade...I have no idea. That was over 20 years ago...spazzx625
You're so old. :P

I know :(

There there.

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#16 MocktheDead
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I gave her something a little more..
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#17 Deihjan
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Never. But I did give cake once after I came back from a period of illness..it had raspberries in. Does that count?
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#18 Serial-No_3404
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I've never ever done that
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Whats the deal with giving teachers apples? I could think of a perverted way in how some weirdo student would want to do it but I don't want to divulge into that, but in the regular way of just giving them an apple? Why the hell would anyone want an apple as a gift for that matter?xTheExploited
Go for a bold reimagining and give her an iPod
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#20 xXRukasuXx
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No, I've never done that.
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#21 Gamingclone
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Dont like your lunch? Teacher doesnt have a lunch? Give her your nasty lunch :)

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[QUOTE="ehhwhatever"]

[QUOTE="xTheExploited"]Whats the deal with giving teachers apples? I could think of a perverted way in how some weirdo student would want to do it but I don't want to divulge into that, but in the regular way of just giving them an apple? Why the hell would anyone want an apple as a gift for that matter?xTheExploited

I sat in front of her desk. I guess I was trying to bribe her and she would probably understand I'm intimidated by her.

Well I was more wondering why it is a common theme to give teachers an apple. I can't really imagine a teacher going "**** yes, an apple *fist pump*"


:lol:

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[QUOTE="ehhwhatever"]

[QUOTE="xTheExploited"]Whats the deal with giving teachers apples? I could think of a perverted way in how some weirdo student would want to do it but I don't want to divulge into that, but in the regular way of just giving them an apple? Why the hell would anyone want an apple as a gift for that matter?xTheExploited

I sat in front of her desk. I guess I was trying to bribe her and she would probably understand I'm intimidated by her.

Well I was more wondering why it is a common theme to give teachers an apple. I can't really imagine a teacher going "**** yes, an apple *fist pump*"

Well I do tell my orange 'I eat you!' & laugh before I devour it... sometimes.
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#24 VisigothSaxon
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I have given my teachers some Caremel Apples.

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Gave my teacher a Diet Coke once. Though that's cause I lost a bet.
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#26 Ceraby
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I think I did, once in 1st grade. No idea what she did with it though.

I gave her something a little more..MocktheDead

A fruit basket?

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#28 gamerguru100
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I never did that.

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#29 T_REX305
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i threw apple slices at my teacher for calling me fat :|

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#30 Silverbond
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I give my teachers Mardi Gras beads.

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#31 ehhwhatever
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To the topic title: Hell ** NO! It aint the 1950s [QUOTE="ehhwhatever"]

I did. She looked like Sandra Bullock though.

Hemmaroids

Must have been ugly, that is why you gave her the fruit.

It's not like I gave her a rock, lol.

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#32 AirGuitarist87
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No but I've given my teacher some chocolate once.
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#33 Cloud_765
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Never. Especially since apples tend to rot... I don't think any apple I'd give a teacher would be perfectly okay by the time I got it to school and gave it to them.
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#34 Gaming-Planet
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I gave her something better and special. ;)

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#35 CommanderShiro
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I gave her a box of chocolates. She was hella fine....8)