Dirtiest song(s) you've ever head?

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#1 cowplayinghalo
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Alright so I don't want this to get out of hand (censor it or omit it if it's pretty bad), but I was just wondering what the nastiest or dirtiest songs you've ever heard are.

At first I thought Closer by Nine Inch Nails was pretty bad, but then my friend showed me a "certain song" by Akinyele, and then I Can Tell by the 504 Boyz.
I would have to agree with her lol. What about you, OT?

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#3 mrbojangles25
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Alright so I don't want this to get out of hand (censor it or omit it if it's pretty bad), but I was just wondering what the nastiest or dirtiest songs you've ever heard are.

At first I thought Closer by Nine Inch Nails was pretty bad, but then my friend showed me a "certain song" by Akinyele, and then I Can Tell by the 504 Boyz.
I would have to agree with her lol. What about you, OT?

cowplayinghalo

Hmm quite a few, but a lot of Bay Area rap is pretty bad at times.

One guy named Smoov E raps about hooking up with high school chicks under 18. Ill post one song, hope I dont get in trouble

***EXPLICIT LYRICS***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgvFki0nZss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYH1YNdYIkU&feature=related

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#4 kemar7856
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwYthis

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#5 105506
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Anything by Grupo Marrano....

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Mein Teil
It's about a cannibal that meets someone over the internet.The cannibal is allowed to eat him and he starts with his dong.

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#7 THE_DRUGGIE
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Anything by Lucille Bogan is incredibly dirty.

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#8 mrbojangles25
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Anything by Lucille Bogan is incredibly dirty.

THE_DRUGGIE

haha I read about her at Cracked.com

lemme try to find that article...

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#9 DigitalExile
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I guess a song called **** on Cocaine, or that Face Down *** Up one. *Shrugs*

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#10 Z0MBIES
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Blink 182 made a song about having sexual intercourse with various things' anuses...
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#11 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Anything by Lucille Bogan is incredibly dirty.

mrbojangles25

haha I read about her at Cracked.com

lemme try to find that article...

Yeah, I think it was called "7 Songs From Your Grandpa's Day that Would Make Eminem Blush"

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Youtube, "My neck my back"
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#13 black_cat19
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There's this song called Aquelarre by Mägo de Oz, it's about a pagan orgy and I'm pretty sure the lyrics are not suitable for this forum, and it's in spanish anyway, so there's no point posting the lyrics or a link to the song. :P

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#14 cowplayinghalo
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Yeah well there is "Put It IN My Mouth" and also "Smell Yo' Dick"

funny songs

Nifty_Shark

lmao i meant the first song. but yeah hope you dont get modded for saying that. subtlety is key on lamespot ;)

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#16 jerkface96
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well if you want to hear a funny song (IMO) theyre both pretty dirty, i dont really like to listen to them but theres

Slob on my Kn*b/ Lick my N**** - three 6 mafia

theyre both just ridiculously stupid songs, and when i have my itunes on shuffle and the music is loud its kinda funny, cause i freak out

idk why i just dont erase them

o yea and almost any old school R. Kelly song haha

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There's this song called Aquelarre by Mägo de Oz, it's about a pagan orgy and I'm pretty sure the lyrics are not suitable for this forum, and it's in spanish anyway, so there's no point posting the lyrics or a link to the song. :P

black_cat19
There's nothing "dirty" on that song. Plus that band is just for show, no talent at all.
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#18 mrbojangles25
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Anything by Lucille Bogan is incredibly dirty.

THE_DRUGGIE

haha I read about her at Cracked.com

lemme try to find that article...

Yeah, I think it was called "7 Songs From Your Grandpa's Day that Would Make Eminem Blush"

Yea, here it is

***BAD LANGUAGE***
http://www.cracked.com/article_17625_songs-from-your-grandpas-day-that-would-make-eminem-blush.html

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I absolutely love this song and all it's dirtiness!

Hot Action Cop-Fever For the Flava

Totally awesome video too BTW.

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#20 black_cat19
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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

There's this song called Aquelarre by Mägo de Oz, it's about a pagan orgy and I'm pretty sure the lyrics are not suitable for this forum, and it's in spanish anyway, so there's no point posting the lyrics or a link to the song. :P

ForsakenWicked

There's nothing "dirty" on that song. Plus that band is just for show, no talent at all.

It depends on who you ask, some people might even find it offensive...

Anyway, I love Mägo de Oz, and I don't recall asking YOUR opinion, so goodnight to you, kind sir.

¬_¬'

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#21 flipin_jackass
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P-Poppin by Ludacris comes to mind...

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getting off-korn

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#23 Lethargika
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Khia-My Neck, My Back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo

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#24 gamefan67
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This song by Little Wayne it is called "P**** Monster" listen at your own risk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_cCtq2rJxQ
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#25 Barbariser
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A song by Rammstein that starts with a P and can also be used to describe the offspring of a cat.

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#26 Urworstnhtmare
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Hmm quite a few, but a lot of Bay Area rap is pretty bad at times.

One guy named Smoov E raps about hooking up with high school chicks under 18. Ill post one song, hope I dont get in trouble

***EXPLICIT LYRICS***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgvFki0nZss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYH1YNdYIkU&feature=related

mrbojangles25

Im surprised that the song isn't illeagal or something...

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#27 XilePrincess
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B4-4 "Get down". I remember this being played at elementary school dances. Were the adults there stupid?
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B4-4 "Get down". I remember this being played at elementary school dances. Were the adults there stupid?XilePrincess

people don't listen to the words in pop songs.

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#29 coolkid93
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Anything by luke.
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#30 ronaldo831
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Hit It FromThe Back by Andre NIckatina!

one of my fav songs too.... youtube it.....:D

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#31 ronaldo831
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I absolutely love this song and all it's dirtiness!

Hot Action Cop-Fever For the Flava

Totally awesome video too BTW.

LostProphetFLCL

wow... i like this song.... nice. :D

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#32 XilePrincess
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ooh thought of another one. Sir psycho sexy by RHCP.
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#33 D3nnyCrane
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The Bad Touch, Kiss me Where It Smells Funny by Bloodhound Gang, and Defecate on my Face by TISM.
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#34 II_Seraphim_II
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Yeah well there is "Put It IN My Mouth" and also "Smell Yo' Dick"

funny songs

Nifty_Shark
lol, "Put it in my mouth" is great :lol: But also "My Neck, My Back, Lick my ***** and my crack" also that "Ohhh you touched my talala" song sounds so pedo-fied :x
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#35 mrbojangles25
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Hit It FromThe Back by Andre NIckatina!

one of my fav songs too.... youtube it.....:D

ronaldo831

haha yea, dre dog is great. That song goes into so much detail lol

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#36 HitomiChan
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Yeah well there is "Put It IN My Mouth" and also "Smell Yo' Dick"

funny songs

Nifty_Shark
Lol. what the?.. real songs?.. ahaha.
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#37 agony8832
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I thought Insane by Eminem was kinda dirty, it's more on the disturbing side but whatever... Here's a link if you wanna check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwx3lEQkMEg

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#38 Nifty_Shark
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I thought Insane by Eminem was kinda dirty, it's more on the disturbing side but whatever... Here's a link if you wanna check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwx3lEQkMEg

agony8832

One of the songs I liked when I first listened to Relapse. The first line certainly gets your attention.

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#39 krazykillaz
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Toss My Salad by 1108 Thugz is pretty dirty. If we're talking about "serious" songs though, Liz Phair's Flower is dirty too though probably not the dirtiest I've heard.
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#40 LostProphetFLCL
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

I absolutely love this song and all it's dirtiness!

Hot Action Cop-Fever For the Flava

Totally awesome video too BTW.

ronaldo831

wow... i like this song.... nice. :D

Yeah, I fell in love with that song thanks to the game Need For Speed Hot Pursuit 2 granted they had it censored.

They have another pretty cool and probably even dirtier song called Goin' Down On It that also had a censored version in that Need For Speed game.

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#41 deactivated-64b80dc98a0c6
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Probably not the dirtiest but pretty raunchy to say the least - Animals - Nickelback
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#42 ghoklebutter
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"I'm In Miami Bay, *****". Good god that song is terrifiying. :|

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#43 nadrojneerg
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"Coochie Coup" by Louis Logic is pretty vulgar, but funny.
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#44 Crimsader
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Dope - Die mother****er Die

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#45 darcom1
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face down a** up that's the way we like to **** 2livecrew .. nasty song
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#46 darcom1
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[QUOTE="ForsakenWicked"][QUOTE="black_cat19"]

There's this song called Aquelarre by Mägo de Oz, it's about a pagan orgy and I'm pretty sure the lyrics are not suitable for this forum, and it's in spanish anyway, so there's no point posting the lyrics or a link to the song. :P

black_cat19

There's nothing "dirty" on that song. Plus that band is just for show, no talent at all.

It depends on who you ask, some people might even find it offensive...

Anyway, I love Mägo de Oz, and I don't recall asking YOUR opinion, so goodnight to you, kind sir.

¬_¬'

i like Mägo de Oz to ,they are not on my "favorite bands list", but they have a lot of talent.
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#47 cyborg100000
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Three Sixes - I f*ck the dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5kANDHufdI

Kinda speaks for itself really...

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#48 DarkerGemini
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Under the Sea from the Little Mermaid.

Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!..... Gotta leave it to Disney to throw that in the mix.

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#49 XilePrincess
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Under the Sea from the Little Mermaid.

Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!..... Gotta leave it to Disney to throw that in the mix.

DarkerGemini
I wish people wouldn't point these things out :( my childhood...ruined.
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#50 Oblivionfan10
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Any GWAR song I have heard. I find their songs funny at times