Do cellphones have the right to get married?

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#1 yabbicoke
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Honestly, I think cellphones should have the same right as any other inanimate object, but I think it should be called a "civil union" so they won't ruin the sanctity of marriage. They would still be on the same monthly plan, and they could still own a house together...
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#2 KG86
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I see what you did there.
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#3 brandeyep
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Wait, what?
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#4 soulless4now
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I am also in favor of this. :|
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#5 Red-XIII
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Lock in 5, 4, 3....

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#7 Mafiree
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Yes, but keep it between brands.

I don't want some freak LG and Motorola baby.

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#8 SavageM2
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I....well...okay...
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#9 Shad0ki11
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Do cellphones have phone sex?
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#11 Bloodbath_87
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They need names first...and some sort of religion.
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#12 Bourbons3
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Doesn't God condemn cell ohones?
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#13 123625
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What about tv's and automobiles? Don't they get to marry as well? Well?

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#14 AirGuitarist87
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Do cellphones have phone sex?Shad0ki11

Yes, after nine months they make little Sim cards. Unless they were using password protection.

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#15 Bourbons3
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]Do cellphones have phone sex?AirGuitarist87

Yes, after nine months they make little Sim cards. Unless they were using password protection.

Or if their Sim cards were locked.
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#16 lester007
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Mmm...Ok...watever make the cellphones happy.
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#17 freek666
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Yes, but keep it between brands.

I don't want some freak LG and Motorola baby.

Mafiree

What?!

I dont want some sick same brand union here. You really want adopted sim cards to be living with same brand cellphones?

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#18 kruesader
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Yes, but keep it between brands.

I don't want some freak LG and Motorola baby.

Mafiree

Or different orientations..imagine Slide phones getting it on with flips, and flips getting it on with candybar phones:?

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#19 Dark_Knight6
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That works for me. They should get the same benefits as normal phones. :P
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#20 Nintendo-Nerd
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Yes, but keep it between brands.

I don't want some freak LG and Motorola baby.

Mafiree


Oh I do haha. LG could learn a few things from Motorola, so I want to see what their children would look like.
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#21 teh_destroyer
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I was hoping my mind was tricking me when i saw this thread,i guess not.
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Yay for human stupidity..
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#23 Darkblyth
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33% said yes :/
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#24 Funky_Llama
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That works for me. They should get the same benefits as normal phones. :PDark_Knight6
It's unnatural and wrong. Wires were created for a reason. :x
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#25 Shiro-kun
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Sure why not. Must be one hell of a fun wedding.
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#26 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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What are we arguing in this thread? Whether a phone can give consent?
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#27 harry_james_pot  Moderator
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if the cellphones have the right to get married then the video cards should have that right too. if u have two cards u can get them married and they will get u another one for free
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#28 tman93
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As long as they don't inbreed.
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#29 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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if the cellphones have the right to get married then the video cards should have that right too. if harry_james_pot
I thought that was already possible with SLI technology?
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[QUOTE="harry_james_pot"]if the cellphones have the right to get married then the video cards should have that right too. if Jandurin
I thought that was already possible with SLI technology?

yes, but if two cards got married they will get u the third for free
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#31 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="harry_james_pot"]if the cellphones have the right to get married then the video cards should have that right too. if harry_james_pot
I thought that was already possible with SLI technology?

yes, but if two cards got married they will get u the third for free

In my experience, the offspring is *never* free.
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#32 Zaeryn
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Honestly, I think cellphones should have the same right as any other inanimate object, but I think it should be called a "civil union" so they won't ruin the sanctity of marriage. They would still be on the same monthly plan, and they could still own a house together...yabbicoke

wat

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#33 Greatgone12
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I understand what you're trying to do, but I think you did it wrong.
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#34 harry_james_pot  Moderator
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if two cellphones got married, will they reproduce through bluetooth or infrared?
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#35 Lockedge
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Ridiculous thread is ridiculous?
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#36 ineedanap
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In before the lock
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#37 Jazz_Fan
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Yes they don't.
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#38 Dark_Knight6
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]That works for me. They should get the same benefits as normal phones. :PFunky_Llama
It's unnatural and wrong. Wires were created for a reason. :x

They didn't choose to we wireless! You're so mean! :cry:

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#39 freshgman
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no!! marrige is only between woman and man
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#40 DJ-Lafleur
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I think so. My cell phone has been so depressed lately, a female cellphone would really lighten his mood, I think. :)
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#41 Mr_Kowaski
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i think its a great idea
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#43 esb1118
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How clever. But not really.
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#44 Serraph105
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ok i get what your saying about g@ys having the right to marry but this is just stupid

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#45 FUBAR24
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are you saying h0mosexuals are inanimate objects? cause thats a horrible thing to say