Do you belive in reptilians?

Do you believe that shape shifting reptilians control the world governments in an effort to take away your guns and impose gay marriage?

All I have to say is 'Wha?!'.CRS98

[QUOTE="CRS98"]All I have to say is 'Wha?!'.loco145

Do you believe that shape shifting reptilians control the world governments in an effort to take away your guns and impose gay marriage?

loco145

Do you believe that shape shifting reptilians control the world governments in an effort to take away your guns and impose gay marriage?

loco145

[QUOTE="loco145"]

Do you believe that shape shifting reptilians control the world governments in an effort to take away your guns and impose gay marriage?

Cathan

Of course look my son is a lizard:

THEY EXIST I SAY!!!

Of course look my son is a lizard:

THEY EXIST I SAY!!!

XturnalS

I'm gonna eat that iguana

Yes. Especially the second part of your logical post.

I love reptilians.

Do you believe that shape shifting reptilians control the world governments in an effort to take away your guns and impose gay marriage?

loco145

You haven't even scratched the surface of the true conspiracy. In reality, it stretches far beyond what you have just listed. You see, the reptilians don't just take away rights and impose laws conservatives disagree with. In fact, they exist at the highest levels of every single world government.

They force laws into existance all across the world which cause the global condition of humanity to decay. They do this because they FEED on negative energy.

But this isn't the shocking part. You see, wars and famines (like the ones orchestrated by reptilians in the US Government, such as George W. Bush) produce GIGAWATTS of negative energy. Gigawatts, enough to travel back in time in a DeLorean.

So, you see, they've been doing this ever since the beginning of human civilization. They've always been there. They destroyed the Mayans. They organized the Crusades. They blew up the Hindenburg. They caused 9/11. They made the Cardinals lose the SuperBowl. They're EVERYWHERE.

So, you see, they've been doing this ever since the beginning of human civilization. They've always been there. They destroyed the Mayans. They organized the Crusades. They blew up the Hindenburg. They caused 9/11. They made the Cardinals lose the SuperBowl. They're EVERYWHERE.

MetroidPrimePwn

See, this is where your argument falls apart. No one cares about the Cardinals, ergo, there wouldn't be any negative energy.

Do you believe that shape shifting reptilians control the world governments in an effort to take away your guns and impose gay marriage?

loco145

wat

This is exactly what I did when I saw this topic.

Believe in them? I work for them! I'm just an unpaid intern though...

No its been discovered that the leaders of the world are in fact more closely related to birds then they are to reptiles.xTheExploited

No its been discovered that the leaders of the world are in fact more closely related to birds then they are to reptiles.xTheExploited

i used to until i stopped taking my antipsychotics...

The evidence is undeniable! :shock:

I believe in them. I think they were also involved in the moon landing conspiracy along with aliens, reverse vampires, and Debbie Rowe.

[QUOTE="XturnalS"]

Of course look my son is a lizard:

*iguana pic*

THEY EXIST I SAY!!!

Makemap

I'm gonna eat that iguana

Pfft, just try. My iggy is vicious when I let him. dont click if you don't like blood

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David Ike is big on the Reptilian theory. I believe that a One World Government is in the making to control the people and destroy sovereignty. A New World Order being called forth that would enslave the people. Just look at the crappy legislation that are being passed in the House and Senate. Cap and Trade, Health care, hate crime, cyber bullying act, and many more to come that allow the government more power, impose more taxes and strip away more rights. Euphemisms and deception are commonly used by this government to attract the people into submission. Recognizing them and breaking your conditioning is vital.

Do you believe that shape shifting reptilians control the world governments in an effort to take away your guns and impose gay marriage?

loco145

They made the Cardinals lose the SuperBowl.MetroidPrimePwn

I don't know why, but I laughed my butt off after reading that.

Yes. I think somewhere out there there is a powerful race of gay lizardz who despise violence...

They despise violence because they're all gay and so they don't reproduce.

That's why they came to Earth: to force us to reproduce, see they try to get us to cure diseases so we can over populate, then they'll enslave us all.

Of course the rebel group brought with them their same old liberal ways.

Now we have scientists and politicians fighting over our futures. =O

Yes. I think somewhere out there there is a powerful race of gay lizardz who despise violence...

They despise violence because they're all gay and so they don't reproduce.

That's why they came to Earth: to force us to reproduce, see they try to get us to cure diseases so we can over populate, then they'll enslave us all.

Of course the rebel group brought with them their same old liberal ways.

Now we have scientists and politicians fighting over our futures. =O

DigitalExile

lol wut?:lol:

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

Yes. I think somewhere out there there is a powerful race of gay lizardz who despise violence...

They despise violence because they're all gay and so they don't reproduce.

That's why they came to Earth: to force us to reproduce, see they try to get us to cure diseases so we can over populate, then they'll enslave us all.

Of course the rebel group brought with them their same old liberal ways.

Now we have scientists and politicians fighting over our futures. =O

blazingkiller63

lol wut?:lol:

No. I believe in mammals.

[QUOTE="blazingkiller63"]

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

Yes. I think somewhere out there there is a powerful race of gay lizardz who despise violence...

They despise violence because they're all gay and so they don't reproduce.

That's why they came to Earth: to force us to reproduce, see they try to get us to cure diseases so we can over populate, then they'll enslave us all.

Of course the rebel group brought with them their same old liberal ways.

Now we have scientists and politicians fighting over our futures. =O

DigitalExile

lol wut?:lol:

This thread may be stupid, but i love it.

Out of all the idiotic conspiracy theories, this is by far the dumbest one. It has a **** load of followers too. Just read the youtube comments on their supposed "repitilian spottings" and you'll be entertained for a while.

This thread may be stupid, but i love it.

blazingkiller63

Out of all the idiotic conspiracy theories, this is by far the dumbest one. It has a **** load of followers too. Just read the youtube comments on their supposed "repitilian spottings" and you'll be entertained for a while.

trix5817

Yes, that's the way! Make them think we don't know about them, and when they try to enslave us BAMN!

We put our tin foil in our mircowaves and all the gay lizards will die.

Yes!! THERE IS SOO MUCH PROOFFF YOU GUISE LIEK SRSLY YOU GUISE. :|

What if alot of the really crazy conspiracy theories were true? What if they were proved some how? Can you imagine the after affects?
I can't.

i do not believe in reptilians sorry

i do not believe in reptilians sorry

muller39

Yeah...duh. :| It makes more sense than everything else I've heard.deathwish124