Do you have a Zombie non-survival plan?

That's right, the dead have risen, but unlike in your fantasiesyou have not made your daring escape and are not living alone in an impenetrable fortress with some hot female companions and a pile of weapons. No, when the zombies came they caught you sleeping. They bit you. Game over. You're a zombie. But wait! As it turns out, you're not dead! You have all your memories, and all your intellect! However, you have forgotten english and instead of desiring power, sex, and money all you want is "BRAAAAAINS!!!" What is your plan for bypassing the survivors plans?

Go with the flow.....BRAINS!

I'd probably go to the morgue and take all the brains from dead bodies as I can. But I'd make sure no other person would be able to tell me that I'm a Zombie. Make-up FTW.....

but I dont wanna get bitten......The pile of weapons and hot girl sounds good though!

I would head to Vegas, Ive heard what happens there, stays there:P

I would rob a morgue of all its brains, and then I would retreat to a secluded location, were i would train to become the most awesomely bad-ass zombie ninja ever. I would be unstoppable, because i would have the swiftness, kungfuness and sneakiness of a ninja, coupled with the inability to die of a zombie. Then I'd find me some puny humans to eat.

wait, so Zombies eat brains? Why don't they just eat each other? That would be easier than getting past a shotgun and chainsaw.

Ahhh, finally a chance to share my counter-tactics towards survivor bases! I'd get all da zambahs in with me because I am fluent in three forms of zombie based languages in addition to being a master grunter! Get me a huge mob, oh, say about 300 in strength. Let the ferals do their work acting as meatshield unknowingly only to jump the military opposition from their flanks! Bwahahaha! Cut off evacuation routes as the main strength is holding off the scavengers. It's now open season on the harmans!

I should mention I'm a hardcore Urban Dead fan too. :S So I know what I'm doing.

wait, so Zombies eat brains? Why don't they just eat each other? That would be easier than getting past a shotgun and chainsaw.

hi_im_dave

I'd start my zombie casino and make the brains come to me :PDeadly_Fatalis

this may be the smartest idea EVA...except the last i went to a casino it was already full of a bunch of mindless zmbi's:P so you may not get many BRAINSSS in your zmbi_run casino:lol:

Go to the mall. There's always someone there.Gallego

[QUOTE="Gallego"]Go to the mall. There's always someone there.Pyro767

im sick of these topics

What is it with the internet and zombies?II_Seraphim_II

The better question would be what isn't up with the internet and zombies, given the frequency that the two are in contact.

im sick of these topics

resevl4rlz

well some of us aren't, but thanks for posting...PS Snake is over-rated:P

im sick of these topics

resevl4rlz

im sick of these topics

resevl4rlz

I'm not sick of these topics... See i can do it to! Do i win?