Do YoU LiKe tEh FaT CaTz?!?!? READ.................

LOVE THE FAT CAT??

There once was a cat named Matt.

He was BIIGG and fat..

One day a mouse named Pat

Tried to steal cheese from Matt.

So Matt got the baseball bat.

He hit Patt, and splated him flat.

Matt smiled at his cheese,

even though he can't see his knees.

THE END. =DDDD

**Applause**

But what was the point of this?

Too see a awesome topic of a fat cat? =P

A cat swung a baseball bat?HillyBilly

Haven't you seen Simon's Cat?

Remember kids, stay in school

You're either serious or you're being funny.

If you're serious, I don't see the discussion in this.

If you're being funny, then I'll just be blunt, this isn't funny.

You're the new Dr Seuss!

That's nothing to be proud of. :P