Do you make butt calls?

It's also known as pocket dialing and they use speed dial. My mom does this all the freckin' time. I don't have a smartphone so I can't even possibly do this. I've had my phone for about 5 years now and I will probably get one when the next iphone comes out but this is so damn irritating!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2ScWMi1dA

nope

No.  Who actually does that?

(except your mom, apparently)

One time when I was telling someone special on the office phone that I loved her more than anyone else in the world, my butt called my girlfriend.

Not a True Story!

Nope. 

My last two phones were smartphones with a screen lock button.