Every time, I erhm...Number 2. This is when I get about 90% of my reading done, a trip to the bathroom can take me 10 minutes or more just cause I sit and read.
i always do but this reminds me of the seinfeld episode where george brings a new book from the bookstore into the bathroom and he had to buy the book because it was in there lol too funny
No way, I'm pushing and squeezing so hard I have to close my eyes real tight. My face gets all red and angry looking. There is no way I could read during such an intense moment. I prefer reading in a nice calm environment like when I am laying in bed or sitting in my hammock pondering the meaning of life.
Every time, I erhm...Number 2. This is when I get about 90% of my reading done, a trip to the bathroom can take me 10 minutes or more just cause I sit and read.Im_single
There are some times when I can just sit there and read the comics or a book and there are others... when I'm having..."stomach problems" and I can't do anything but sit there and stare at the floor.
Most of the time yeah, I keep a few magazines in there that I flick through and if I'm paricularly engrossed in a book I'm reading then I'll take that in there.
When I was a kid (my name is John) I had a friend whos dad always called me urinal, and casual like it was my name :? :lol: But on topic, Yeah I read stuff, sometimes even like ingredients of shampoos and random stuff, it helps expedite the process.
No way, I'm pushing and squeezing so hard I have to close my eyes real tight. My face gets all red and angry looking. There is no way I could read during such an intense moment. I prefer reading in a nice calm environment like when I am laying in bed or sitting in my hammock pondering the meaning of life.
chikinlad
... uh... ok.... Don't know if you were kidding or not...
No, I'm never on the john long enough to get significant reading done.
No way, I'm pushing and squeezing so hard I have to close my eyes real tight. My face gets all red and angry looking. There is no way I could read during such an intense moment. I prefer reading in a nice calm environment like when I am laying in bed or sitting in my hammock pondering the meaning of life.
chikinlad
How do you know your face gets red if your eyes are closed?
For some reason, when sitting on the toilet ANYTHING you read becomes interesting. Even the ingredients on the back of a can of air freshener. I don't do it often mind, since we keep our bathroom nice and tidy, we don't leave magazines or books in there. However, I don't know if this is randomly chucked in my answer but I do like watching TV while making out / having sex. :P
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