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Eve was dumb
But if she was hot, i forgive her
Mad_Banana
She was the first woman. She was probably the hottest thing in the world, or else there wouldn't have been any beautiful women after her.
By the way... I don't wanna spoil anyone's pleasure of reading a part of the Bible, but I'll give you some kind of hint: I like to refer to that talking snake as the Little Adam.
[QUOTE="PowerSerj"][QUOTE="AzureEm"]No no, you have to read in between the lines, Adam and Eve were parseltongues and morons, just like Harry Potter.AzureEm
Blasphemy!
So what if Voldermort's name is jinxed! I'll still say it i'm not afraid! :P:o... *whispers* she said it! he who must not be named!
[QUOTE="Mad_Banana"]Eve was dumb
But if she was hot, i forgive her
vlin1108
She was the first woman. She was probably the hottest thing in the world, or else there wouldn't have been any beautiful women after her.
By the way... I don't wanna spoil anyone's pleasure of reading a part of the Bible, but I'll give you some kind of hint: I like to refer to that talking snake as the Little Adam.
You realise that goes for ugly chicks too right..
[QUOTE="vlin1108"][QUOTE="Mad_Banana"]Eve was dumb
But if she was hot, i forgive her
Zerocrossings
She was the first woman. She was probably the hottest thing in the world, or else there wouldn't have been any beautiful women after her.
By the way... I don't wanna spoil anyone's pleasure of reading a part of the Bible, but I'll give you some kind of hint: I like to refer to that talking snake as the Little Adam.
You realise that goes for ugly chicks too right..
Some of her descendants got uglier as time passed.. and fat!
[QUOTE="Sam_Fisher_932"]I think it's ridiculous to think that over millions of years, a fish can turn into and elephant.GabuExWell, good; so do scientists. :P Good thing they don't.:lol:
I think it's ridiculous to think that over millions of years, a fish can turn into and elephant.Sam_Fisher_932What if they're Animorphs fish? :o
[QUOTE="GabuEx"][QUOTE="Sam_Fisher_932"]I think it's ridiculous to think that over millions of years, a fish can turn into and elephant.MindFreezeWell, good; so do scientists. :P Good thing they don't.:lol: Good thing they do. :lol:
Well first, it doesn't really matter what it was. If we believe a man can raise from the dead... how is a talking snake any more radical? But anyways, it wasn't really a snake. It was a serpent like creature and it was before God cursed it to the ground so it probably had wings or feet. It was supposedly one of the most beautiful majestic looking creatures ever which was how it was so easy for it to tempt Eve. SilenthpsRadical? I think you mean rational.
[QUOTE="MindFreeze"][QUOTE="GabuEx"] Well, good; so do scientists. :PmetroidfoodGood thing they don't.:lol: Good thing they do. :lol: Haha oops, I meant good thing they don't believe that.
Dude, after seeing them on a plane, I'll believe anything about snakes.MetroidPrimePwnHow about... On a train? In the rain? :O
[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]Dude, after seeing them on a plane, I'll believe anything about snakes.metroidfoodHow about... On a train? In the rain? :O"I WANT THESE M************ SNAKES, OUT THE M************ RAIN!!!"
Hmm......it just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. :P
[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]Dude, after seeing them on a plane, I'll believe anything about snakes.metroidfoodHow about... On a train? In the rain? :O
Are they to blame?
The poisonous shame?
That their nature
Is our torture
And their fangs subdue romantically...
I did it!
[QUOTE="vlin1108"]That part is not meant to be taken literally, you know?supa_badmanthis /thread. And who determined this? It could have just as easily said that the two gave in to temptation(which the bible does in other instances) instead of a talking snake tricking them. Who determines how stuff should be interpreted?
[QUOTE="supa_badman"][QUOTE="vlin1108"]That part is not meant to be taken literally, you know?ice144this /thread. And who determined this? It could have just as easily said that the two gave in to temptation(which the bible does in other instances) instead of a talking snake tricking them. Who determines how stuff should be interpreted?
I do.
So yeah, like I said, that part isn't meant to be taken literally; you agree, it seems.
Good thing they do. :lol:[QUOTE="metroidfood"][QUOTE="MindFreeze"] Good thing they don't.:lol:vlin1108
Scientists can turn into elephants? I think it's all a lie; but maybe, just maybe, in the future...
Omg, he's found out our secret!... oh wait, he said he DOESN'T believe it... good... our secret is safe...
[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]Considering that Adam and Eve were conned into thinking that there was nothing wrong with being naked; yeah, I can see that.vlin1108
You know, I don't think that either. Wanna be my Eve now?
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