[QUOTE="v13_KiiLtz"]No. But I observered that woman take their handbags into the bathroom to give off the impression they are doing their make up :PPerfectCircles
I always assumed it was time to change the plug when they do that. o.O That's creepy dude.
[QUOTE="PerfectCircles"][QUOTE="v13_KiiLtz"]No. But I observered that woman take their handbags into the bathroom to give off the impression they are doing their make up :Pv13_KiiLtz
I always assumed it was time to change the plug when they do that. o.O That's creepy dude. Not really seems logical to me.
I blast the middle of the bowl and splash up all the water inside on purpose.
That's to announce that I'm in here. If you can't hear this high powered stream falling into the ocean and you DO break in on me...I'm going to piss on you.
Nope, that's a terrible waste of water. I understand it's kind of embarrasing since everyone knows what you're doing, but hey it's natural and we all do it lol.
Not really seems logical to me. :lol: You've scarred me for life Your easily scarred then :P I've grown up around some fairly crass women so maybe I'm more disturbing than I realize.
I never heard of anyone doing that until today. That seems very pointless and paranoid if you ask me. If you gotta go...you gotta go. No need to hide this to people who honestly will not care.
Well there was this one day when I had five bean burritos from a run-down place called "Taco Bonanza!!" I swear, if the humidity from the running water wasn't around, all the smell would leak out of the restroom and someone would have fainted!!!!! No Lie!!!! That is what we were talking about right????
It depends on if I have visitors over. If I do, I just shove a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before I get down to business. It cushions the impact.
ehhhhhhh...nah.
I blast the middle of the bowl and splash up all the water inside on purpose.
That's to announce that I'm in here. If you can't hear this high powered stream falling into the ocean and you DO break in on me...I'm going to piss on you.
It's like a warning sound. Why mask it?
Agent_Yevon
Ha. Seems like a good approach, although I don't think I'm going to try breaking in on you myself. Maybe I'd use a decoy.
Mine's more of the silent but violent variety, so no. Also, the climate here experiences periods of drought every few years, water restrictions and what-not. Wait a minute, why would anyone care if chocolate babies make a *plop* noise anyway?
I used to live in an apartment where the toilet had been placed, quite maliciously, in one corner of the main living space. The modern, open-plan layout, devoid of carpets and minimally furnished, lent the place the most fantastic auditorium-like acoustics. When I had visitors, going to the bathroom was rather like taking the stage.
That was all fine for saturday morning arias in the shower, but rather less fun when guests were gathered in front of the TV during the nail-biting, pin-drop moments of the friday evening post-curry thriller. It's such evenings that make me glad I was brought up with more concern for the social repercussions of emerging from the aftermath of a five-bean-lentil curry than for the plentiful local reservoirs.
I used to live in an apartment where the toilet had been placed, quite maliciously, in one corner of the main living space. The modern, open-plan layout, devoid of carpets and minimally furnished, lent the place the most fantastic auditorium-like acoustics. When I had visitors, going to the bathroom was rather like taking the stage.
That was all fine for saturday morning arias in the shower, but rather less fun when guests were gathered in front of the TV during the nail-biting, pin-drop moments of the friday evening post-curry thriller. It's such evenings that make me glad I was brought up with more concern for the social repercussions of emerging from the aftermath of a five-bean-lentil curry than for the plentiful local reservoirs.
[QUOTE="PerfectCircles"][QUOTE="v13_KiiLtz"]No. But I observered that woman take their handbags into the bathroom to give off the impression they are doing their make up :Pv13_KiiLtz
I always assumed it was time to change the plug when they do that. o.O That's creepy dude. Now youre a man, Son.
No I don't, but the sound of water running in a bathroom does help get the job done when it seems as though it just doesn't want to start flowing. I've occassionally had this problem usually after holding it for a very long period of time. You hold it for too damn long, finally get to the bathroom and it's like your bladder says screw you for waiting so long so now I will make you suffer :P
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