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#1 Primordialous
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...when you're taking a sh1t, and some of it gets caught on your anal hair? aka, dingleberries. P.S., I was not drunk when I made this thread.
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#2 Fightingfan
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I sometimes pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

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#3 TrainerCeleste
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Dude I hate this, it's like I have to shower to get all of the nasty off, so I do. Also^ Peeing on the side of the toilet is very effective!
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#4 Primordialous
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It actually happened to me a few minutes ago, took a while to get rid of it.

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#5 KiIIyou
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Why you got hair there?
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#6 konvikt_17
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whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

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#7 VanHelsingBoA64
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u wot m8
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#8 KiIIyou
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whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

konvikt_17
Makes me sick.
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#9 konvikt_17
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cant say ive ever gotten any dingleberries

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#10 TrainerCeleste
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whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

konvikt_17
It's loud and wakes up the girlfriend when you wake up to urinate
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#11 konvikt_17
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[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

KiIIyou

Makes me sick.

hmm. weird.

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#12 Primordialous
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I sometimes pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

Fightingfan

I also sh1t on the side of the toilet seat.

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#13 konvikt_17
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[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

TrainerCeleste

It's loud and wakes up the girlfriend when you wake up to urinate

ah. havent experienced that yet.:P

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#14 Chow_Mein_Kampf
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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]

I sometimes pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

Primordialous

I also sh1t on the side of the toilet seat.

What?

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#15 TrainerCeleste
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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]

I sometimes pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

Primordialous

I also sh1t on the side of the toilet seat.

It's quite fun if you get rid of your fecal material while squatting above the toilet seat, it puts you on edge to finish quickly, not to mention it works out your legs!
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#17 Primordialous
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Why the hell did I even bring that up?

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#18 TrainerCeleste
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Why the hell did I even bring that up?

Primordialous
I'm not swear I'm Drunk *hic*
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#19 konvikt_17
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:lol: this thread.

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#20 Fightingfan
Member since 2010 • 38011 Posts

whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

konvikt_17
I feel like people are trying to listen in on what I'm doing sometimes.
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#21 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"][QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

konvikt_17

Makes me sick.

hmm. weird.

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#22 TrainerCeleste
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[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"][QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

whats wrong with the noise of peeing?

konvikt_17

It's loud and wakes up the girlfriend when you wake up to urinate

ah. havent experienced that yet.:P

Once you do, I tell you it is an embarrassing way to wake her up :P And I speak from experience
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#23 JigglyWiggly_
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i dont have hair in my ass problem?
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#24 TrainerCeleste
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[QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"]i dont have hair in my ass problem?

WHY DO YOU GET THE HAIRLESS ANAL AREA
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#25 Fightingfan
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[QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"]i dont have hair in my ass problem?

Pics?
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#26 Primordialous
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[QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"]i dont have hair in my ass problem?Fightingfan
Pics?

pics or it didn't happen.

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#27 lightleggy
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Why you got hair there?KiIIyou
pretty much impossible for a male to have a "clean" bumhole
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#28 Hatiko
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What about when it's like a long snake and you have to wrestle with it like the crocodile hunter to get it to flush.

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#29 hippiesanta
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dingleberries?
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#30 soulless4now
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I clicked on this thread expecting something else, but I find toilet matters instead.

Simply brilliant.

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#31 TrainerCeleste
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I clicked on this thread expecting something else, but I find toilet matters instead.

Simply brilliant.

soulless4now
Well what were you expecting? :P Maybe it has a better topic than this thread's purpose xD
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#32 soulless4now
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[QUOTE="soulless4now"]

I clicked on this thread expecting something else, but I find toilet matters instead.

Simply brilliant.

TrainerCeleste
Well what were you expecting? :P Maybe it has a better topic than this thread's purpose xD

I thought it was going to an anti-Facebook status thread or something, but this thread is definitely more eye opening...until it gets moved to After Hours. :P
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#33 wis3boi
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#34 TrainerCeleste
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[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"][QUOTE="soulless4now"]

I clicked on this thread expecting something else, but I find toilet matters instead.

Simply brilliant.

soulless4now

Well what were you expecting? :P Maybe it has a better topic than this thread's purpose xD

I thought it was going to an anti-Facebook status thread or something, but this thread is definitely more eye opening...until it gets moved to After Hours. :P

Haha well it actually has taught me that apparently only men have hair in the area mentioned above :P Not really something that was mentioned during my anatomy lectures on the area :lol: Guess it was not as important. So eye opneing I agree :P

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#35 kalparun
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Apparently that's a necessary evil http://icantseeyou.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/02/dont-ever-shave-your-ass-hair.html
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#36 soulless4now
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[QUOTE="soulless4now"][QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"] Well what were you expecting? :P Maybe it has a better topic than this thread's purpose xDTrainerCeleste

I thought it was going to an anti-Facebook status thread or something, but this thread is definitely more eye opening...until it gets moved to After Hours. :P

Haha well it actually has taught me that apparently only men have hair in the area mentioned above :P Not really something that was mentioned during my anatomy lectures on the area :lol: Guess it was not as important. So eye opneing I agree :P

Oh yes, that was indeed another highlight from this thread. lol
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#37 TrainerCeleste
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[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"]

[QUOTE="soulless4now"]I thought it was going to an anti-Facebook status thread or something, but this thread is definitely more eye opening...until it gets moved to After Hours. :P soulless4now

Haha well it actually has taught me that apparently only men have hair in the area mentioned above :P Not really something that was mentioned during my anatomy lectures on the area :lol: Guess it was not as important. So eye opneing I agree :P

Oh yes, that was indeed another highlight from this thread. lol

wis3boi now holds the best highlight of the whole thread though o3o
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#38 soulless4now
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[QUOTE="soulless4now"][QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"]

Haha well it actually has taught me that apparently only men have hair in the area mentioned above :P Not really something that was mentioned during my anatomy lectures on the area :lol: Guess it was not as important. So eye opneing I agree :P

TrainerCeleste
Oh yes, that was indeed another highlight from this thread. lol

wis3boi now holds the best highlight of the whole thread though o3o

lol I feel bad for that guy. :lol:
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#39 TrainerCeleste
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[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"][QUOTE="soulless4now"]Oh yes, that was indeed another highlight from this thread. lolsoulless4now
wis3boi now holds the best highlight of the whole thread though o3o

lol I feel bad for that guy. :lol:

Worst luck ever :P And being hung over on top of it the headache he must have had had to be horrid :lol:
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#40 FMAB_GTO
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I clicked on this thread expecting something else, but I find toilet matters instead.

Kyaaaaaa~

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#41 MrGeezer
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That's not so bad. What I really hate is when I try to let out a fart, and then I accidentally $*** in my pants.
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[QUOTE="soulless4now"][QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"] wis3boi now holds the best highlight of the whole thread though o3oTrainerCeleste
lol I feel bad for that guy. :lol:

Worst luck ever :P And being hung over on top of it the headache he must have had had to be horrid :lol:

I has moar

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