so i just went into my closet n i have to say narnia is avery decent place. theres hookers as far as the eyes can c and the rivers contain beer instead of water cant wait to go bac there again
Yes, you just have to take a left and head about 2 kilometers down the road once you reach a stop sign that has a sticky note containing validation of everything pertaining to Scientology. After you go past the road that leads to a cult of hybrid monkey-lizards that worship a half eaten slice of watermelon, simply do 10 jumping jacks whilst chanting the lyrics to any song by Randy Newman. Then you turn 36.956 degrees CCW and you jump down to into what looks like an anthill, but is actually just a clod of dirt housing several million shrunken Danni Devito clones. Once inside, grab the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and make a portal two feet to your right. Ask the majestic moose to let you in nicely, and you will find the door to Narnia opened before you. And then you can have some moldy Turkish Delight.
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