I was talking to my friend Ron Jeremy, you know who he is, and he's like "Trump, why is your penis so big" and I'm all like "I dunno, it just is", some of us are just born lucky, as for money, I wasn't born rich, but I know how to get rich, my dad gave me a $1 million dollar loan and I turned it into $10 billion, and I want to make America rich too, oh have you seen my daughter, she's got a pussy so tight you could crack walnuts with it, if she wasn't my daughter... anyhow, have you seen Hilary's daughter, she looks like Rodney Dangerfield fucked a manatee, but no, seriously, the kids you gotta worry about are the anchor babies Mexico is dropping on our side of the border, they stuff drugs up the butts of babies and smuggle them into the United States, then they spend the rest of their life on welfare while our troops are being killed by terrorists, and you know what, Americans know this, and that's why I'm leading in all the polls, I'm so ahead why are we even doing a primary, am I right, I mean I'm gonna win by so much it's going to make peoples heads explode, it's going to be tremendous, we're going to be so tremendous, our economy is going to be tremendous, my foreign policy is going to be tremendous, we're going to deport so many criminal Mexicans we'll have a surplus of jobs...
hey, and 100% OT's conservatives will probably end up voting for this clown in the end
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