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#1 IloveKaela
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you are taking a dump, then it splashes into the toilet and the water splashes in between your butt crack? i hate that
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#2 gameguru25
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:lol: this thread made me laugh.
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#3 Kikouken
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lmao :|
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#4 aaaaarrrrggggg
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I go out of my mouth:|
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#5 sinistergoggles
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Yes, I do.
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#6 Luncbox1
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I go out of my mouth:|aaaaarrrrggggg
so then you put your food up your butt, right?
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#7 inyourface_12
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I go out of my mouth:|aaaaarrrrggggg

and talk out your ass

this is a joke btw if u cant tell.  mods ahem

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#8 FragStains
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How high are you above the water that it makes that big of a splash? Are you squatting with your feet on the bowl?
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#9 aaaaarrrrggggg
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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]I go out of my mouth:|Luncbox1
so then you put your food up your butt, right?

Zucchini tastes the best:oops:

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#10 Vax45
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So did you make a new account just for this?
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#11 IloveKaela
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I go out of my mouth:|aaaaarrrrggggg
then won't it splash in your mouth? that would be weird
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#12 jerami
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OH dude! I do hate that!!!!! IT actually happened today! It stings too!
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#13 IloveKaela
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So did you make a new account just for this?Vax45
no i'm new to gs
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#14 lycrof
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It happens.  
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#15 halo3-player
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it stinks
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#16 kitty  Moderator
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this has got to be the worst thread ever, i mean the worst
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#17 Funkdaddy13
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:lol: There's a website all about bathroom humor that had a name for this. They called it "Free Willie" or something...
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#18 22Toothpicks
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OH dude! I do hate that!!!!! IT actually happened today! It stings too!jerami


It stings?  What kind of missle turds are you firing to create such a backsplash?
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#19 Kikouken
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this has got to be the worst thread ever, i mean the worst2ndWonder
I have to agree with you on that one :|
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#20 Kikouken
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[QUOTE="jerami"]OH dude! I do hate that!!!!! IT actually happened today! It stings too!22Toothpicks


It stings? What kind of missle turds are you firing to create such a backsplash?

ROFL missle turds :lol:
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#21 david_is_basic
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LMFAO :lol: This made my day.
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#22 a55assin
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This thread is strangely gaining replies at a great rate.
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#23 jerami
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[QUOTE="jerami"]OH dude! I do hate that!!!!! IT actually happened today! It stings too!22Toothpicks


It stings?  What kind of missle turds are you firing to create such a backsplash?

Well I do drop some massive loads, but when you pee first and then the pee pee goes into your crack then it stings! That's a sensitive area, man!
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#24 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="jerami"]OH dude! I do hate that!!!!! IT actually happened today! It stings too!Kikouken


It stings? What kind of missle turds are you firing to create such a backsplash?

ROFL missle turds :lol:




lol I was hoping that would get a laugh
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#25 Kikouken
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This thread is strangely gaining replies at a great rate. a55assin
Welp...it is about turds and all.
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#26 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="jerami"]OH dude! I do hate that!!!!! IT actually happened today! It stings too!jerami


It stings?  What kind of missle turds are you firing to create such a backsplash?

Well I do drop some massive loads, but when you pee first and then the pee pee goes into your crack then it stings! That's a sensitive area, man!



You pee on yourself while going?  Someone needs to take a course in proper bathroom technique...
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#27 ArmoredAshes
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[QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]I go out of my mouth:|Luncbox1
so then you put your food up your butt, right?

sounds like a south park episode to me 

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#28 aaaaarrrrggggg
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[QUOTE="Luncbox1"][QUOTE="aaaaarrrrggggg"]I go out of my mouth:|ArmoredAshes

so then you put your food up your butt, right?

sounds like a south park episode to me

What? It's healthy. I'm not just spewing a bunch of crap out of my mouth here. 

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#29 Funkdaddy13
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[QUOTE="jerami"][QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="jerami"]OH dude! I do hate that!!!!! IT actually happened today! It stings too!22Toothpicks


It stings? What kind of missle turds are you firing to create such a backsplash?

Well I do drop some massive loads, but when you pee first and then the pee pee goes into your crack then it stings! That's a sensitive area, man!



You pee on yourself while going? Someone needs to take a course in proper bathroom technique...

:lol: ROFL
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#30 DJ-PRIME90
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thank you, you made me laugh.
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#31 freakout247
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you are taking a dump, then it splashes into the toilet and the water splashes in between your butt crack? i hate thatIloveKaela
Just put a little strip of toilet paper on the water before you go, then the paper will help the impact and it won't splash back up.
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#32 thatpunk
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yeah, i always do an extra wipe when that happens.
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#33 rascoqaz
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lol
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#34 X360PS3AMD05
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It's called splashback and that's why you're supposed to put a piece of TP in the bowl before you go :lol:
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#35 lovemenow
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no it cools me down...
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#36 a55assin
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It's called splashback and that's why you're supposed to put a piece of TP in the bowl before you go :lol:X360PS3AMD05
...if I only knew. Now I pretty much know all the secrets of the universe.
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#37 Lobster_Ear
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omg...this topic is just...just pure...genius.
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*sigh*

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#39 gameeer1
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This thread is just too funny...:lol:
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#40 diemensioncorp
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this is the gayest thread in the history of cloth
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*sigh*

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This thread is hilarious. I wish i could quote all of you *single tear* or maybe i could....... hm
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*sigh*

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Teh poor, poor kittahs!:cry:
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#43 Travo_basic
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Did you use a match?
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#44 Kikouken
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this is the gayest thread in the history of clothdiemensioncorp
Blasphemy. this thread is hilarious.
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#45 blackacidevil96
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look i once had this problem. there are 2 viable solutions. the first is a low resource method. all you do is off center you ass on the seat so it doesnt splash in the middle. it hits the side first. this works better in a more shallow bowl. but can leave usightly skids on the inside of the bowl. the other method which i prefer. takes a little more effort but it works. before you sit down just tear a few squares of toilet paper off and drop em right where you predict your poo to land. most people have been pooping a long time so your trajectory should be pretty spot on. but its nice it cushions the turd as it enters the water. catches it like a net not only makes the splash almost non existent but also removes that huge kerplunk sound. there problem solved.
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#46 Sim_genius
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Eww you're disgusting :?
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#47 slinky6
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Yes, I hate it when that happens, but I'm surprised someone would actually say it :o
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#48 krystians
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Don't you hate it when you take a dump and then you look into the bowl and you see nothing there.
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#49 Kikouken
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look i once had this problem. there are 2 viable solutions. the first is a low resource method. all you do is off center you ass on the seat so it doesnt splash in the middle. it hits the side first. this works better in a more shallow bowl. but can leave usightly skids on the inside of the bowl. the other method which i prefer. takes a little more effort but it works. before you sit down just tear a few squares of toilet paper off and drop em right where you predict your poo to land. most people have been pooping a long time so your trajectory should be pretty spot on. but its nice it cushions the turd as it enters the water. catches it like a net not only makes the splash almost non existent but also removes that huge kerplunk sound. there problem solved.blackacidevil96
LMAO!! I lol'd so hard :lol:
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#50 a55assin
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Don't you hate it when you take a dump and then you look into the bowl and you see nothing there. krystians
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