Dude kills bear with log...

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#1 schoeffmaster
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ZOMG A DUDE KILLED A BEAR :shock:

Well, in short, the son (six years old) threw a shovel at it because the bear was doing a yogi on him (Lmao, he was stealing the food from there campsite)
So this dude grabbed a log and threw it at the bear...and appearently killed it. But then he got fined by the Parks department because he didn't properly secure his campsite...kind of funny in a way...

Here is a link :D... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19374624/

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#2 Legacyoftain
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Yea I read about this...that bear is laughing at him from bear heaven. Man > Nature... but The Government > Man..there for The Governement > All....what a world we live in.
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#3 Lord_Baller
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thats how we do it in the hood
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#4 Legacyoftain
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Fyi...that kid has a bigger pair of jumblies than most men reading this (including myself)...to throw a shovel at a bear. Like father like son...that kid prob will grow up to be a real life Jack Bauer.
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#5 o_sausage
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Bear = Pwned.
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#6 bluezy
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That's a great story to tell people:lol:

"I once killed a bee with a shoe8)"
"Ha, i killed a bear with a log:lol:"
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#7 schoeffmaster
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lmao :lol: that would start a conversation....
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#8 MKHavoc
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How much strength does it take to kill a bear with a log just by throwing it? It must've hit the bear's head. Was it just one throw?
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#9 schoeffmaster
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yeah...and it did hit the bear in the head...
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#10 Elraptor
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Who was this guy, Cohen the barbarian? :?
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#11 puremage1209
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hahahahahaha that would make the best storie ever to tell someone
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#12 schoeffmaster
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Who was this guy, Cohen the barbarian? :?Elraptor
An...ex-Marine...lol
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#13 bluezy
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[QUOTE="Elraptor"]Who was this guy, Cohen the barbarian? :?schoeffmaster
An...ex-Marine...lol

That explains it. He attacked the bear in its weak point for massive damage.
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#14 schoeffmaster
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Actually, he grabbed a random item (happened to be a log) and just threw it at the bear (Happened to hit him in the face...)
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#15 MKHavoc
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[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="Elraptor"]Who was this guy, Cohen the barbarian? :?bluezy
An...ex-Marine...lol

That explains it. He attacked the bear in its weak point for massive damage.

LOL

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#16 bluezy
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Actually, he grabbed a random item (happened to be a log) and just threw it at the bear (Happened to hit him in the face...)schoeffmaster
No, no. He was trained heavily in the art of Genji, by Kaz Hirai himself. Sony is killing bears now!
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#17 EvanSkanes
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How the hell do you secure a campsite? Turrets?
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[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]Actually, he grabbed a random item (happened to be a log) and just threw it at the bear (Happened to hit him in the face...)bluezy
No, no. He was trained heavily in the art of Genji, by Kaz Hirai himself. Sony is killing bears now!

oh noez :roll:
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#19 schoeffmaster
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How the hell do you secure a campsite? Turrets?EvanSkanes
I think your suppose to nuke it first...

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]Actually, he grabbed a random item (happened to be a log) and just threw it at the bear (Happened to hit him in the face...)bluezy
No, no. He was trained heavily in the art of Genji, by Kaz Hirai himself. Sony is killing bears now!

I knew it...Sony was thinking of something when they came out with KH series...

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#20 muppet1010
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wow...
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#21 bluezy
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I knew it...Sony was thinking of something when they came out with KH series...schoeffmaster
Um, Square Enix is behind Kingdom Hearts:P And i was referring to Genji, the hack-and-slash franchise by Sony.
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#22 crimsoni
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:lol: pwned
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#23 GettingTired
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He could have just given the hungry bear some food like a nice man. But no, he had to go be a jackass abou it.
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#24 Squidward117
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What genus of bear was it? You can't kill a grizzly with a freaking log. Unless you're Chuck.
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#25 ManILoveSony
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Just think when he grows up. He could kill a dinosaur with a toothpick.
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#26 LostProphetFLCL
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This has to be one of the single manliest moments ever!
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#27 lugiemojeed
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i just pictured it in my head
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#28 bluezy
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This has to be one of the single manliest moments ever!LostProphetFLCL
Man Law! When confronted by a bear, pull out a log!:idea:
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#29 Green_Iugana
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Ya my mom told me about that
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#30 USmellLikePoopy
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That's funny. I would never throw a shovel at a bear.

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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]This has to be one of the single manliest moments ever!bluezy
Man Law! When confronted by a bear, pull out a log!:idea:

Hell yes! If you can't kill a bear with a log then you aren't a real man!!!!

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#32 Legacyoftain
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How sweet would it have been if he taped it and when it hit the bear in the head yelled "BOOOM HEAD SHOT!!!" really loud..
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#33 Legacyoftain
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What genus of bear was it? You can't kill a grizzly with a freaking log. Unless you're Chuck.Squidward117
Black bear..they tend to be smaller..but still....strong enough to pull a6 year oldboyin twain!
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#34 BuddyAces
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Cy Young award anyone?
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#35 jcwordlife
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Maybe the log landed right at it's weak point! :shock:
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#36 Ricka-the-Rekka
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thats how we do it in the hoodLord_Baller

LoL