Dumb/Confusing/Hilarious Statuses on your facebook page?

I've been truly inspired by the most perplexing facebook status I've yet to see to make a thread asking for what you guys think are the weirdest on yours. Just skim your feed and post the one that makes your day with its stupidity or otherwise using a __________ to blank out the name followed by a status.

I'm not sure if this is considered a "game" thread but I'll try anyway. Here's mine:

__________Bed, work tomorrow. Miss poop cant wait to get her afterwards :(

I don't have a specific one, but anytime I see screencaps of posts condemning the usage of "Happy Holidays" or gay people. These are usually the from those who claim to be "peaceful" Christians.

Someone said something like. My girl is like my xbox, and everyone just put things like.

You yell at her and throw stuff at her when you're mad, and throw your controller down

You turn her on every couple of hours and play with her

When she gets the red rings, you dump her for a new one

You plug things into her and play with her all night.

Stuff like that. I thought it was funny.

I found an iPhone in a parkinglot by a mall and I REALLY want to go on the girls facebook and post "This fool lost her iPhone." However I am scared to take it off airplane mode and have the phone gps track me down :Pdarkmark91

Or let it track you so that you can give it back to her and date her, or ask for sex. Or wait like 30 days or whatever until it's officially lost, then tell her you have it but won't give it to her unless you sex her.

Check this out.

[QUOTE="darkmark91"]I found an iPhone in a parkinglot by a mall and I REALLY want to go on the girls facebook and post "This fool lost her iPhone." However I am scared to take it off airplane mode and have the phone gps track me down :Pgotdangit

Or let it track you so that you can give it back to her and date her, or ask for sex. Or wait like 30 days or whatever until it's officially lost, then tell her you have it but won't give it to her unless you sex her.

facebook is pretty lame, one of my friends talks to himself on his status updates and another one of my friends just constantly takes photos of herself and uploads them. I mean don't they have anything better to do

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facebook is pretty lame, one of my friends talks to himself on his status updates and another one of my friends just constantly takes photos of herself and uploads them. I mean don't they have anything better to do

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