Dumbest Thing You or a Friend Has Ever Said/Done

Just now my brother told me the gamecube was broken and pulled out all the wires and stuff. He was making a big deal about it until I plugged it back in the same way it was already plugged in. Then I told him "Turn it on." So he reached in the bottom left hand corner of it and kept pressing reset and was like "see it won't turn on." I press the power button (top lefthand corner) and told him what an idiot he was.

This probably wasn't the dumbest thing I've ever done myself or had a friend do but it was pretty stupid. What about you?

Well for halloween i dressed up as Froto, and my friend dressed up as Sam, and we skipped around holding hands! We also were about 6"5-6"7 and those pants were SO tight and short, it was ROFL funny! LOL thinking bout it

I just realized I have so many of these lol. Here are two more:

1. He's not necessarily my friend but just recently somebody spray painted the local elementary school with a friend. They made really mean Jewish comments including a slang term. What was really dumb was that they spray painted comments about specific teachers so all the teachers did was go back and see who had those specific teachers. After they knew that it was probably pretty easy to guess who it was. Cops show up to there house and they confess. I can't believe they'd be dumb enough to spray paint comments about specific teachers lol. It must have been an easy guess, especially if you know one of the kids who did it.

2. The first time I broke my arm this is how I did it:

I was about 4'5'' so I couldn't dunk on a pretty low hoop at a friends house. So I looked around for something to stand on. First thing I saw was a tricycle. :lol: You can already see where this is going. I pulled the tricycle up to the hoop and stood on it. I'm pretty quardinated so I kept my balance and raised my arms up to dunk it. It was then I realized that I wasn't close enough so what else to do other than lean forward to get closer. I lean forward and the tricycle slides out from under me and you can hear my arm crack on the pavement. Worst part was that my friends sat there laughing for like 15 minutes while I told them to get there mom.

At a Taekwondo tournament in Montreal...my friend didn't want to watch this show and sinse the tv remote wasn't working she went up to the TV to change the channel. She got on her knees to press the button then proceeded to air hump the TV.

DO NOT KNOW WHY.

At a Taekwondo tournament in Montreal...my friend didn't want to watch this show and sinse the tv remote wasn't working she went up to the TV to change the channel. She got on her knees to press the button then proceeded to air hump the TV.

DO NOT KNOW WHY.

Kikouken

At a Taekwondo tournament in Montreal...my friend didn't want to watch this show and sinse the tv remote wasn't working she went up to the TV to change the channel. She got on her knees to press the button then proceeded to air hump the TV.

DO NOT KNOW WHY.

Kikouken

Hawt.

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

At a Taekwondo tournament in Montreal...my friend didn't want to watch this show and sinse the tv remote wasn't working she went up to the TV to change the channel. She got on her knees to press the button then proceeded to air hump the TV.

DO NOT KNOW WHY.

Vilot_Hero

There is much more to the story...but I can't continue it, might get me suspended >_>

[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]

At a Taekwondo tournament in Montreal...my friend didn't want to watch this show and sinse the tv remote wasn't working she went up to the TV to change the channel. She got on her knees to press the button then proceeded to air hump the TV.

DO NOT KNOW WHY.

Kikouken

There is much more to the story...but I can't continue it, might get me suspended >_>

Did it somehow break out into a drunken orgy?

[QUOTE="Kikouken"][QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]

At a Taekwondo tournament in Montreal...my friend didn't want to watch this show and sinse the tv remote wasn't working she went up to the TV to change the channel. She got on her knees to press the button then proceeded to air hump the TV.

DO NOT KNOW WHY.

nintendorocks

There is much more to the story...but I can't continue it, might get me suspended >_>

Did it somehow break out into a drunken orgy?

Well that could have happened but no.

my friend once said "Who says I can't be a Nazi, just because I'm asian?" Bill900

Awesome! :lol:

Not a friend, but I sat next to this girl 2 years ago. She asked me how to spell axe and sword during a test. I told her akz and sawd. She failed it. Then later when we learnt how during the medieval times animals like pigs slept in the same room as humans and she found it disgusting, I told her that when the woman was in labour they tied rope around the part of the baby that was coming out and then tied the other end to the pigs and let the pigs pull the baby out. Her reaction was priceless.

Also once I told my friend I was moving homes across the country the next day. I told her we had been sending furniture and stuff over there for a few months now, and she beleived me. When I told her I wasnt really moving she wasnt happy and didnt speak to me for 2 weeks.

The dumbest thing I ever done was sign the contract to join the Marine Corps. Oh well, I get out in June 2011. gamecubedave000

Yes that was dumb but I don't blame you.

cop Car pulls up, ask "what were doing at midnight" We said we got the munchies so were going to get Micky D's. He ask why, and my friend says cuz I've been smoking weed and this idiot hasnt gone grocery shopping yet. He runs, we run, the cop chases us telling us to "halt" and my friend is yelling, " No i still want to finish my weed" Dudes a Freaking moron.smallcaplegend

As far as I know a cop can't really do anything if someone just says they were smoking weed.

Not a friend, but I sat next to this girl 2 years ago. She asked me how to spell axe and sword during a test. I told her akz and sawd. She failed it. Then later when we learnt how during the medieval times animals like pigs slept in the same room as humans and she found it disgusting, I told her that when the woman was in labour they tied rope around the part of the baby that was coming out and then tied the other end to the pigs and let the pigs pull the baby out. Her reaction was priceless.

Also once I told my friend I was moving homes across the country the next day. I told her we had been sending furniture and stuff over there for a few months now, and she beleived me. When I told her I wasnt really moving she wasnt happy and didnt speak to me for 2 weeks.

freek666

She WASN'T happy that you weren't moving? You sure she's your friend?

cop Car pulls up, ask "what were doing at midnight" We said we got the munchies so were going to get Micky D's. He ask why, and my friend says cuz I've been smoking weed and this idiot hasnt gone grocery shopping yet. He runs, we run, the cop chases us telling us to "halt" and my friend is yelling, " No i still want to finish my weed" Dudes a Freaking moron.smallcaplegend

ROFL what you say about him may be true.. but thats still hilarious!

my friend once said "Who says I can't be a Nazi, just because I'm asian?" Bill900

It's a valid question...

[QUOTE="Bill900"]my friend once said "Who says I can't be a Nazi, just because I'm asian?" jointed

It's a valid question...

Yeah.. i guess so.. although the Nazi beliefs would make the situation kinda strange if he agreed with them.

[QUOTE="jointed"]

[QUOTE="Bill900"]my friend once said "Who says I can't be a Nazi, just because I'm asian?" Rattlesnake_8

It's a valid question...

Yeah.. i guess so.. although the Nazi beliefs would make the situation kinda strange if he agreed with them.

Hmm, well...National Socialism is not exclusive to whites/aryans.

"if you sneeze and cough at the same time you will die" he geniuely believed that

or when we stumbled through a kitchen in a triad resterant in london pissed off our heads...

"Hey guys, Obama just won the virgin islands!"

On friday. We were amazed. :|

My friend said to me

"I hope I don't have a female daughter"

"How do you spell and?"

Yes, my friend actually asked me that when we were little.....

He never tried to get good at reading and writing for whatever reason...

"if you sneeze and cough at the same time you will die" he geniuely believed that

or when we stumbled through a kitchen in a triad resterant in london pissed off our heads...

soren008

Mythbusters said that was true. :| The pressure change would indeed cause massive damage to your brain, but regardless, it's physically impossible to cough and sneeze at the same time anyway.

I cracked up when I heard my friend say this to my other friend. "I think me and you were born into the wrong race at birth. I should be black and you should be Asian."