I might actually have to list a few.
Once my redneck friend and I were walking through a grocery store and he spotted the fruit section. He stops and says:
"These grapes are HUGE!" (actually they were plums):lol:
Well, as absolutely none of you know, I got to a Christian school. I really don't think I'm a badperson, or stupid for that matter, but one awful day, I was in a McDonalds, and I ordered a cheesbruger, and honestly, it was really awful. I was with my mate, and I took a seemingly large bite of my burger, and in all due respects it was awful, but I perhaps overspoke, and said quite loudly that my burger has tasted like pickled monkey genitalia. Lucky enough, my teacher for the next school year is almost right beside me in line for food. I have never felt so moronic in my life. :lol:
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