Dumbest thing you've heard/said

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#1 Spicy-McHaggis
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I might actually have to list a few.

Once my redneck friend and I were walking through a grocery store and he spotted the fruit section. He stops and says:

"These grapes are HUGE!" (actually they were plums):lol:

Well, as absolutely none of you know, I got to a Christian school. I really don't think I'm a badperson, or stupid for that matter, but one awful day, I was in a McDonalds, and I ordered a cheesbruger, and honestly, it was really awful. I was with my mate, and I took a seemingly large bite of my burger, and in all due respects it was awful, but I perhaps overspoke, and said quite loudly that my burger has tasted like pickled monkey genitalia. Lucky enough, my teacher for the next school year is almost right beside me in line for food. I have never felt so moronic in my life. :lol:

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#2 harashawn
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I once heard someone yell across a room "Hey Brandon, what's your name?" :|
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#3 xXBuffJeffXx
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This is slightly different but...

In elementary school I was copying somebody's test and I wrote their name on the top of my paper.:lol:

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#4 JohnnySN1P3R
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We were talking about homeless people in class, and the teacher asked why people might be homeless, and a girl said because they don't have homes.
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#5 m1993
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I once heard someone yell across a room "Hey Brandon, what's your name?" :| harashawn
Even though they could have been wondering about his last name, still quote-worthy.

I'm trying to think of one, and I guess the quote of the year for 2008 is the dumbest thing that comes to mind.

I was in klass sitting next to this girl, and all of the sudden she shouts, "Corn grows in Kansas!"

My teacher is like, "Very good Anne..."

It was random.

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#6 Silverbond
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My teacher had taken us to a cafe. There were a lot of Asian people there.

So I say,"There are a lot of Asian people here."

My friend says,"They could also be Vietnamese." :|

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#7 Spicy-McHaggis
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[QUOTE="Silverbond"]

My teacher had taken us to a cafe. There were a lot of Asian people there.

So I say,"There are a lot of Asian people here."

My friend says,"They could also be Vietnamese." :|

that's hysterical :lol:
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I once heard a c|assmate of mine (a stupid girl) saying that the capital of Greece iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss........................ Greece! Yeah...
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Someone asking me where the Church of Aethism is..
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Today in one of my classes my teacher was talking about some lab where they have buffalos that just walk around on the campus.

After he said that, a girl said "Buffalos?... I thought those were illegal."

:| After my hysterical laughter came to an end I instantly thought about making a thread just like this. :lol:

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Someone once called me Fick instead of Thick and when I proceeded to correct them they remained adamant that I was wrong then proceeded to laugh and call me Ficko, I just shrugged and walked away.

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When talking about the economy one time a kid said "Why is the economy so bad? Can't we just print more money?"

I loled so hard.

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#14 m1993
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When talking about the economy one time a kid said "Why is the economy so bad? Can't we just print more money?"

I loled so hard.

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I've heard that twice since the economy started going down the drain. It's embarrassing.
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