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#1 titusandro
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Some guy made what can only be refered as "The Longest Post in the History of Humanity" over at System Wars forum. Now, the hole thing, frome the little I manage to read, was an analogy between the System War posting patterns and Dungeons and Dragons.

All I can say is that I've never played the game and never have I seen anyone play it either. The post made wonder about it since he went on explaining everything asuming that the person reading it knew how to play D&D.

Now, if possible, I would like to hear frome someone who knows how to play. Im not asking for an in-deph guide or anything but the thing is.... how on earth do you play a freaking game with nothing but words?!?! and how is it fun?

NOTE: dont get me wrong on that last part, Im not saying it aint fun or that it aing interesting, its just that I dont know anything and Im willing to bet that this aint the first time someone says that to yo D&D player.

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Some guy made what can only be refered as "The Longest Post in the History of Humanity" over at System Wars forum. Now, the hole thing, frome the little I manage to read, was an analogy between the System War posting patterns and Dungeons and Dragons.

All I can say is that I've never played the game and never have I seen anyone play it either. The post made wonder about it since he went on explaining everything asuming that the person reading it knew how to play D&D.

Now, if possible, I would like to hear frome someone who knows how to play. Im not asking for an in-deph guide or anything but the thing is.... how on earth do you play a freaking game with nothing but words?!?! and how is it fun?

NOTE: dont get me wrong on that last part, Im not saying it aint fun or that it aing interesting, its just that I dont know anything and Im willing to bet that this aint the first time someone says that to yo D&D player.

titusandro
Never played...I dont think anyways, but the way i think of it. You make up a situation. For example, Your locked in a prison full of Zombies, one of your friends manages to jimmy the door lock and a blue pixy appears and you are given ____weapon (Whatever weapon you want). Now you must fight your way down sixteen flights of stairs and kill all the Zombies in the room to proceed to the next floor. (See what i mean, then imagination comes in and they practically write themselves.) Then after you have made a situation, you and a couple friends or gamspot posters write what actions they took and how they did. Its pretty addicting actually...
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[QUOTE="titusandro"]

Some guy made what can only be refered as "The Longest Post in the History of Humanity" over at System Wars forum. Now, the hole thing, frome the little I manage to read, was an analogy between the System War posting patterns and Dungeons and Dragons.

All I can say is that I've never played the game and never have I seen anyone play it either. The post made wonder about it since he went on explaining everything asuming that the person reading it knew how to play D&D.

Now, if possible, I would like to hear frome someone who knows how to play. Im not asking for an in-deph guide or anything but the thing is.... how on earth do you play a freaking game with nothing but words?!?! and how is it fun?

NOTE: dont get me wrong on that last part, Im not saying it aint fun or that it aing interesting, its just that I dont know anything and Im willing to bet that this aint the first time someone says that to yo D&D player.

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Never played...I dont think anyways, but the way i think of it. You make up a situation. For example, Your locked in a prison full of Zombies, one of your friends manages to jimmy the door lock and a blue pixy appears and you are given ____weapon (Whatever weapon you want). Now you must fight your way down sixteen flights of stairs and kill all the Zombies in the room to proceed to the next floor. (See what i mean, then imagination comes in and they practically write themselves.) Then after you have made a situation, you and a couple friends or gamspot posters write what actions they took and how they did. Its pretty addicting actually...

Nah, it's a lot more regimented than that. What you are describing is more the sort of "role play" that happens in chat rooms and forums. There are dozens of books of rules for D&D and it has an absurd amount of structure associated with it.
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Now, if possible, I would like to hear frome someone who knows how to play. Im not asking for an in-deph guide or anything but the thing is.... how on earth do you play a freaking game with nothing but words?!?! and how is it fun?

titusandro

You don't play D&D with just words, people actually make models of their characters and pretend to go on the quests with the system created by the founders of D&D.

D&D is nothing if not in-depth. The game is like strategist/RPG crack. If you have ever played Baldurrs Gate, Icewind Dale, Neverwinter Nights, KOTOR or KOTOR 2, then you have already played D&D, you were just not aware, since all those games use the D&D system.

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D&D is a tabletop role playing game. The publishers of the game give you a set of rules to govern the world, its inhabitants, etc. The players all pretend to characters in this world, and another player (the game-master or storyteller) controls the world around them and guides them through the scenario.

D&D is about pretending to be someone in a fantastical situation and making the choices for that character. There are about a skillion different ways to play and layers of depth depending on the individual players' preference. You can make scale models ofthe world and your characters, or you can play the entire game in your head.

Did you ever play Cowboys and Indians? Or Cops and Robbers? It's like that, only instead of everyone just running around shooting each other and saying "Gotcha!", there are rules, charts, maps, etc to show everyone what's going on.

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Is there a way to play it online in a chat room or something without actually downloading or buying anything??
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Always wanted to play, but I know no one who does. I've played PC versions of D&D, and I love reading the Forgotten Realms books, but that's about it.
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One of my friends got me a starter box kit thing with simple rules or something. I haven't played it. Lol. Not my deal.
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There are free online text-based games similar toDnD called MUDs (Multi-User Dungeons), google the term and thousands will come up. Alternately, people sometimes try to set up a message board-based game, but they're very slow-paced. The best way for you to learn would be to borrow the manual from the library, or sit in at a local gaming store (Games Workshop, Legends, etc.)
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The funniest things is when people get overly serious with the game and dress up to battle one another physically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IhKSB5UxBg You guys will love this video.

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The funniest things is when people get overly serious with the game and dress up to battle one another physically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IhKSB5UxBg You guys will love this video.

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larp - I think that would be fun to watch personally

anyway - if you don't have an imagination you won't like d&d

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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

The funniest things is when people get overly serious with the game and dress up to battle one another physically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IhKSB5UxBg You guys will love this video.

nightshade85

larp - I think that would be fun to watch personally

anyway - if you don't have an imagination you won't like d&d

Actually its a skit done by two comedians thats hilarious.

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#13 schoeffmaster
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lmao...that was strange...