Embarassing moments with the opposite sex

With my last girlfriend, before we were official, we were hanging out and I was giving her a ride home. We got to her house and I was walking her to her door and as we were doing that, I told her I really liked her and she said she really liked me too. So I went to give her a hug and she went in for a kiss but I wasn't expecting it so she ended up missing my lips :P. She was embarassed about it but I just thought it was funny.

And then the other day in school, I farted right in front of my Internship teacher and she probably heard me.

theres a thread right now where a guy went in for a kiss and instead sneezed all over the girl. links136

Oh man :lol:

Your thread, the sneezing thread and the Yu-gi-oh thread gave me the perfect sig.

Oh man :lol:

Your thread, the sneezing thread and the Yu-gi-oh thread gave me the perfect sig. If anybody wants it, ask.

AzureEm

Since my thread(the sneeze on girl thread) is the most embarassing I deserve it. PM me plz.

Oh man :lol:

Your thread, the sneezing thread and the Yu-gi-oh thread gave me the perfect sig.

AzureEm

theres a thread right now where a guy went in for a kiss and instead sneezed all over the girl. links136

Guilty as charged.

Probably when I was dating this one girl and I didn't know she had an identical twin sister.

I went over to her house one day when she was expecting me to hang out with her. Her sister answered the door and, being her twin sister, she looked exactly like her. So I say 'Hey, how's it going?' and then I hugged her.

Then my actual girlfriend came to the door and... we just stared at eachother. Probably the longest pause I ever took in a long time.

Needless to say, the rest of the day was pretty awkward.

Probably when I was dating this one girl and I didn't know she had an identical twin sister.

I went over to her house one day when she was expecting me to hang out with her. Her sister answered the door and, being her twin sister, she looked exactly like her. So I say 'Hey, how's it going?' and then I hugged her.

Then my actual girlfriend came to the door and... we just stared at eachother. Probably the longest pause I ever took in a long time.

Needless to say, the rest of the day was pretty awkward.

-Jiggles-

How could she have not told you she had an identical sister? I just find that shocking.

[QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]

Probably when I was dating this one girl and I didn't know she had an identical twin sister.

I went over to her house one day when she was expecting me to hang out with her. Her sister answered the door and, being her twin sister, she looked exactly like her. So I say 'Hey, how's it going?' and then I hugged her.

Then my actual girlfriend came to the door and... we just stared at eachother. Probably the longest pause I ever took in a long time.

Needless to say, the rest of the day was pretty awkward.

Genetic_Code

How could she have not told you she had an identical sister? I just find that shocking.

I know what you mean. We were already dating for 3 weeks prior and she never even mentioned a sister at all, never mind a twin sister. Thank God she wasn't mad afterwards; in fact, she thought it was kind of funny.

Oh well, I guess I lucked out... kinda.

Sortof related:

My friend heard of a guy who this guy walking to the the toilets in a club, he was going round a corner and accidentally ended up kissing a guy :lol: apparently the guy gave him a wink too :lol:

Sortof related:

My friend heard of a guy who this guy walking to the the toilets in a club, he was going round a corner and accidentally ended up kissing a guy :lol: apparently the guy gave him a wink too :lol:

clembo1990

That's more-or-less an embarassing moment for the same sex. >_>''

I had one last night actually :lol:

This girl who I didn't even know her name till two days ago (only talked with her like once) invited me to a bonfire at her house. Well I thought she invited a lot of people, but I'm the only one who showed up lol. Her family was there and they were all super christian. That was more awkward than anything.

It was dark and we were in the back area because she was showing me her horses, we were there for only a few minutes when the music paused and I hear her parents yell "Anne are you alright?" We go back to where her parents are and she tells them "oh so you aren't worried, we aren't dating" then all the adults start joking with each other saying "aw shoot we were already making bets on what you two were doing" that was really weird.

Moral of the story, never travel alone, and southern christian families can be...interesting.

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]

Probably when I was dating this one girl and I didn't know she had an identical twin sister.

I went over to her house one day when she was expecting me to hang out with her. Her sister answered the door and, being her twin sister, she looked exactly like her. So I say 'Hey, how's it going?' and then I hugged her.

Then my actual girlfriend came to the door and... we just stared at eachother. Probably the longest pause I ever took in a long time.

Needless to say, the rest of the day was pretty awkward.

-Jiggles-

How could she have not told you she had an identical sister? I just find that shocking.

I know what you mean. We were already dating for 3 weeks prior and she never even mentioned a sister at all, never mind a twin sister. Thank God she wasn't mad afterwards; in fact, she thought it was kind of funny.

Oh well, I guess I lucked out... kinda.

Probably when I was dating this one girl and I didn't know she had an identical twin sister.

I went over to her house one day when she was expecting me to hang out with her. Her sister answered the door and, being her twin sister, she looked exactly like her. So I say 'Hey, how's it going?' and then I hugged her.

Then my actual girlfriend came to the door and... we just stared at eachother. Probably the longest pause I ever took in a long time.

Needless to say, the rest of the day was pretty awkward.

-Jiggles-

No offense, buddy but that's kinda cliché. Happened to me once except I didn't hug her twin sister, I frenched her. And then the girl I was going on a date with screamed and slapped me. I ended up going on a date with the sister I did french a couple of weeks later(since Emma said she couldnt go out with me now that I had kissed her sister). But she wasn't very interesting personality-wise so that was our first and last date

In High School, there was this girl I liked in my writing class. I enjoyed having conversations with her every day during class and I wasn't sure if she liked me back. One day, I proofread one of her works and handed it back to her. She got really close to me (almost kissing me!) and said...

Girl (really enthusiastic): "Oh, thank you so much! I love you!"

Me: "Err, uhh, wha....?"

*pause*

Me: "....You're welcome."

Then I nervously walked away.

Yeah, there was this girl in my cIass who, apparently, had a major crush on me. Seriously, we're talking "hang a picture of him on the wall and light a candle to it" kind of crush. She was also the kind of girl who was too afraid of rejection to actually say anything, so she simply hid around me and stalked me around campus and filmed me a few times (seriously, psycho chick). This was, of course, before I knew anything about it, or even her name.

Well, one day she got tired of waiting for me to "see the light," as it were, and asked me out. And by "asked," I mean begged. In front of some of my friends, who by golly just happened to have their videophones on. When I said I was gay she actually said, "so?" and proceeded to offer various things and. . . . .services. . . .not the least of which being having a complete sex-change operation so I would accept.:|

When I continued to say no, she then began with threats, saying she'll saw off certain appendages in my sleep so she could keep them in her room. . .then she began sending me little dolls with holes cut into their pants. . .I went to campus security and everything was sorted out. Haven't seen her in a while.

So yeah, that was kinda awkward, especially when my friends put up the videos from their phones onto the school's Internet connection. . .

So yeah, I hate women.:|

Yeah, there was this girl in my cIass who, apparently, had a major crush on me. Seriously, we're talking "hang a picture of him on the wall and light a candle to it" kind of crush. She was also the kind of girl who was too afraid of rejection to actually say anything, so she simply hid around me and stalked me around campus and filmed me a few times (seriously, psycho chick). This was, of course, before I knew anything about it, or even her name.

Well, one day she got tired of waiting for me to "see the light," as it were, and asked me out. And by "asked," I mean begged. In front of some of my friends, who by golly just happened to have their videophones on. When I said I was gay she actually said, "so?" and proceeded to offer various things and. . . . .services. . . .not the least of which being having a complete sex-change operation so I would accept.:|

When I continued to say no, she then began with threats, saying she'll saw off certain appendages in my sleep so she could keep them in her room. . .then she began sending me little dolls with holes cut into their pants. . .I went to campus security and everything was sorted out. Haven't seen her in a while.

So yeah, that was kinda awkward, especially when my friends put up the videos from their phones onto the school's Internet connection. . .

So yeah, I hate women.:|

Theokhoth

That story reminds me of Skins. Exact same plot line lol :P

I posted a few stories that were pretty embarresing here, one involving me accidently kicking a girl in the face with dog crap and the other involving a pikachu costume. Film-Guy

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Yeah, there was this girl in my cIass who, apparently, had a major crush on me. Seriously, we're talking "hang a picture of him on the wall and light a candle to it" kind of crush. She was also the kind of girl who was too afraid of rejection to actually say anything, so she simply hid around me and stalked me around campus and filmed me a few times (seriously, psycho chick). This was, of course, before I knew anything about it, or even her name.

Well, one day she got tired of waiting for me to "see the light," as it were, and asked me out. And by "asked," I mean begged. In front of some of my friends, who by golly just happened to have their videophones on. When I said I was gay she actually said, "so?" and proceeded to offer various things and. . . . .services. . . .not the least of which being having a complete sex-change operation so I would accept.:|

When I continued to say no, she then began with threats, saying she'll saw off certain appendages in my sleep so she could keep them in her room. . .then she began sending me little dolls with holes cut into their pants. . .I went to campus security and everything was sorted out. Haven't seen her in a while.

So yeah, that was kinda awkward, especially when my friends put up the videos from their phones onto the school's Internet connection. . .

So yeah, I hate women.:|

clembo1990

That story reminds me of Skins. Exact same plot line lol :P

Never heard of Skins.:P

I posted a few stories that were pretty embarresing here, one involving me accidently kicking a girl in the face with dog crap and the other involving a pikachu costume. Film-Guy

:lol: i want to hear them, link or it didn't happen!

There was this one time in 8th grade where I was messing around with my one friend and she grabbed one of books and tried to play keep-away. I went to grab it and she moved the book and I accidentally grabbed her chest. I remember saying sorry about twenty times, in a row. She just laughed and said it was okay.

Then, in Chemistry, I was sitting at a lab table with some girls and another guy, doing work. One of the answers was "Organism" and I accidentally said "Orgasm." Everyone laughed and my face must have turned a bright shade of red.

I don't embarass easily, so none.

That's what happens when you have no dignity :P

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

[QUOTE="-Jiggles-"][QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="-Jiggles-"]

Probably when I was dating this one girl and I didn't know she had an identical twin sister.

I went over to her house one day when she was expecting me to hang out with her. Her sister answered the door and, being her twin sister, she looked exactly like her. So I say 'Hey, how's it going?' and then I hugged her.

Then my actual girlfriend came to the door and... we just stared at eachother. Probably the longest pause I ever took in a long time.

Needless to say, the rest of the day was pretty awkward.

lonewolf604

How could she have not told you she had an identical sister? I just find that shocking.

I know what you mean. We were already dating for 3 weeks prior and she never even mentioned a sister at all, never mind a twin sister. Thank God she wasn't mad afterwards; in fact, she thought it was kind of funny.

Oh well, I guess I lucked out... kinda.

*cough*unintentional threesome*cough*

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

Film-Guy

You tell better stories than me.:lol:

Talking to a hot girl and then dropping my yu gi oh cards.-KinGz-

i've heard of much worse things being dropped...

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

Film-Guy

That was beautiful, disgusting, and hilarious at the same time.

You just made my year.

I was on a Latin trip with this guy I thought was kind of cute, and I was hanging out in his hotel room (he happened to be with one of my best guy friends as well), and I was sitting on his bed, just chatting with him and getting to know him, but it was getting late, so he went to change into his pajamas, and they were really dorky. They had like.. lame skulls and fire and a bunch of things like that on them, so after holding in my laughter for a short while, I was just like, "Hey, Jacob, I like your pants," but then I realized that he had a huge boner and he figured out that I saw it and he jumped up and repositioned himself so I couldn't see him anymore. That was pretty awkward... I think I left their room shortly after that, haha.

Then a few days later on the trip, he and I were sitting outside after lunch, chatting some more, and I said something he thought was funny, and he was like, "I LOVE YOU," but then he noticed that a bunch of our friends were filing out of the cafeteria area, so he fumbled around and was quickly like, "UHH I MEAN I LOVE LATIN."

He was just full of awkward moments on that trip.

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

Film-Guy

"Some" beer? :P

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

inoperativeRS

"Some" beer? :P

A bit more probably:P

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

Film-Guy

Trust me. I have seen and heard thousands, nay, millions of funny embarrassing stories but that is by far the funniest one i have seen on Gamespot :lol:

It might be the alliteration of "hershey highway" or the "and this is the worst part" line but that is pure excellence!

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

Film-Guy

[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

The Pikachu one is pretty embarresing.

I had invited a girl I liked to my house, but I made the mistake of letting my other friend come over as well. When the both arrived he wanted to drink some beer, which is a terrible idea. In the end I made my fatal mistake of saying ok to the beer. My memory of the event is a bit fuzzy, but from what I can remember I woke up in my bathtub wearing a pikachu costume and nothing else. I saw my 2 friends passed out next door and then realized that I really had to crap. I ran back to the bathroom, not realizing that I was dripping liquid crap as I ran without realizing it. I got to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and opened up the hersey highway.

When I finished, I saw that there was no paper left, so panicking I leaned forward to get some from under my sink, unfortunatly the hersey highway was having a traffic jam and I slipped off the toilet landing face first on the ground. I got up in a daze and saw to my horror that the girl I liked had just walked in on me wearing a pikachu outfit with crap dripping from it. She slowly backed away in shock and I tried to explain, but then then the dam keeping the fudgey lake back burst and I literally crapped in front of her. She screamed and ran, and this is the worst part, right onto the chocolate snail trail I left on the way to the bathroom making her slip into a wall knocking her out for a bit. She had a bleeding nose that I thought was broken, so we cleaned up the mess and when she woke up she stormed out the door and drove home.

inoperativeRS

"Some" beer? :P

but then I realized that he had a huge boner and he figured out that I saw it and he jumped up and repositioned himself so I couldn't see him anymore. t3hrubikscube

I feel bad for him. He must have thought he was going to die after that.

to make a story short lets just say that was girl frenid and some fiends ask me to do the fire spit thing were ur breath fire i did it but in doing so one eyebrow of my girlfrinds was gone when i told here she was like:o:evil::cry: then that night we has make up ***

Here's another one:

In High School, there was another girl from my writing class that was beautiful, joked with me a lot, and occasionally sought me out for a conversation. I was actually a bit neutral with her (since I liked the other girl in my first moment a lot), but she came up to me during class:

Girl (serious): How'd you feel if I kissed you right now?"

Me: "Wha-"

*she goes in for a kiss, but I turn my head and she gets my cheek*

Girl: "Come on, kiss me!"

*My face turns beet red and I duck my head down*

Girl: "Fine, have it your way meanie!"

Me: "..."

One of my friends (sitting behind me): "Good one!"

Me: :evil:

Nothing really embarasses me, I'm not out to impress any guys and my fiance finds it funny when I fart on him.

Here's another one:

In High School, there was another girl from my writing class that was beautiful, joked with me a lot, and occasionally sought me out for a conversation. I was actually a bit neutral with her (since I liked the other girl in my first moment a lot), but she came up to me during class:

Girl (serious): How'd you feel if I kissed you right now?"

Me: "Wha-"

*she goes in for a kiss, but I turn my head and she gets my cheek*

Girl: "Come on, kiss me!"

*My face turns beet red and I duck my head down*

Girl: "Fine, have it your way meanie!"

Me: "..."

One of my friends (sitting behind me): "Good one!"

Me: :evil:

THE_DRUGGIE

Gah! Hindsight is the ugliest sight. All it does is piss you off to look back on it :P

Ok, so Im in Cuba on my grad trip at this nice resort. So I was sitting on the balcony (actually it was more like a porch) with screwdriver in one hand and trying to sing Knights of Cydonia by Muse very loudly (and poorly). So the girl I like walks by and hears me and says `what are you doing...`in a very wtf kind of way. I stare at her and, being slightly drunk and very embarrassed, yell `I AM SO DRUNK!` so I threw my chair over the edge of the porch (It wasn`t very high), jumped down ran to it and sat down. Unfortunately i dropped my screwdriver. So the girl looks at me kind of funny and shook her head and walked away. We had some good laughs about it later though :P