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If an escalator is in my way I will use it, but I will walk upwards briskly in triumphant defiance of the contraption's automated soul. That is of course unless there's a "double-wide" standing in my way.
Nay, I take the stairs for the excercise. How about these though?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/3324584714_fb86e6db5f.jpg
Who doesn't love those?
Escalators are cool, it's just that most people use them wrong.
You aren't supposed to stand there and let them take you up. You're supposed to walk up, so that you get there FASTER.
Anyone ever read Preacher? Every time I get stuck behind someone standing still on an escalator, I feel like Herr Starr standing behind the old lady on the moving walkway.
"Moving WALKway, *****, not a moving ****ing STANDWAY!!"
Seriously. Can you walk up stairs? If you can't walk up stairs, then there's a ****ing elevator. Use it. And if you CAN walk up stairs, then walk up the ****ing moving stairs so that you get to the top faster than if the stairs weren't moving.
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