Ever done time?

If so, tell your story!

I got drunk in public one time. (I know...i'm an idiot).

Prison food sucks, but they give a decent amount of it. The lights are always on and the cells are small and completely block out the rest of the world. Cabin fever is the worst part of it. They wouldn't even tell me what time it was.

No, I saw Oz at when I was in my teens... I learned prison is bad.Samwel_X

Especially if you in a wheelchair a la Augustus Hill :P

As for being arrested...yes I have but I won't divulge why.

Yup, punched my dad and knocked him out for getting in my moms face.

15 days in jail. funny thing was half of the people in there I knew so It wasn't so bad. food taste like human s*** tho.....

As for being arrested...yes I have but I won't divulge why.

uncledeath2005

I'll assume you were arrested for being too sexy :P

No, I obey the rules and submit to authority. It's the cool thing to do.Oleg_Huzwog

No, I saw Oz at when I was in my teens... I learned prison is sexay.Samwel_X

No...I have done lots of stuff which I could have easily booked a cell for for a few hours...like Drinking hard alcohol in public when I was 16 with a friend...(Legal drinking age for that stuff is 18 here)...that and probably a few other things like breaking things etc. like throwing bicycles off of ledges and onto paths and streets when nobody was walking by. Nothing really bad though.Probably a few more things I forgot...those were the days.

Edit: Ooo I just remembered when drunk ones, me and a few mates stole a door from some house that was being built and we threw it into a lake and then took stones from the site and tried to hit the door with them and beer bottles and stuff...That would have probably not ended good had someone seen us.

I was arrested for allegedly providing alcohol to about 17 minors.

You mention the food: I think it would have been better if I wasn't so hungry. It was 6:30 in the morning and I skipped supper the night before, so I starving, but too hungry to eat. I had an orange and a piece of bread, but that's all I could stomach.

And jail's not that bad. A lot of nice people there. Sure they're f'in crazy, but they're nice people.

Actually, I recommend that everyone spend a night in jail, it's an interesting experience, and since you know what it's really like, it'll keep you from freaking out when your kids eventually do the same.

I've been arrested for Breaking and Entering when I was 16 but the charges were dropped.

I've also had two close calls of being arrested for having sex in a public place - but the cops let me go.

you got arrested because you were drunk?elpollomaster

YUP! I was at a company function and passed out. I was put in the back seat of my parents car and they decided that they'd just leave me in the back seat while they went to eat. I was passed out so I don't know the details, but I was picked up in the parking lot and brought to the jail. Because of the blackout I had no idea what time it was or anything and I had been sleeping for some time before that so I was really disoriented for the majority of the experience.

The food wasn't terrible I guess. The meat was gross. The frosted flakes were a lifesaver. The orange juice was decent. The milk container was a life saver (I opened it up and used it as a cup after the milk was gone to rehydrate myself. The faucet was a push function minimal flow, tight access number that was attached to the top of the john (both stainless steel). It was the only way to get a decent amount of water together.

Also, Bob Baker (yes the guy from the price is right) owns the company that produces the hygene products they give you. I was in a containment cell alone, so the worst part was my already messed up sense of time was coupled with basically solitary confinement. I thought about asking if I could hang out at the desk with the radio lady, but figured they wouldn't go for it. I did hear a lot of 911 calls though (or one side of them anyway).

No im good.123625

yup, cops came to my house. took my computer and brought me to their station. tried to interogate me, but my lawyer told me not to talk, so I didn't. so they let me go home. I then got a phone call about 2 months later, asking if I'd be interested in a plea bargain. So I said sure, so I went to court, discussed it with my lawyer, and decided to go ahead with it.

I got 60 hours community service.
DJ-PRIME90

What the hell did you do? Them getting a search warrant and confiscating your computer is pretty serious stuff.

[QUOTE="DJ-PRIME90"]yup, cops came to my house. took my computer and brought me to their station. tried to interogate me, but my lawyer told me not to talk, so I didn't. so they let me go home. I then got a phone call about 2 months later, asking if I'd be interested in a plea bargain. So I said sure, so I went to court, discussed it with my lawyer, and decided to go ahead with it.

I got 60 hours community service.
gameguy6700

What the hell did you do? Them getting a search warrant and confiscating your computer is pretty serious stuff.

I can really only think of one thing that would cause the police to confiscate a computer...

:|

[QUOTE="gameguy6700"]

[QUOTE="DJ-PRIME90"]yup, cops came to my house. took my computer and brought me to their station. tried to interogate me, but my lawyer told me not to talk, so I didn't. so they let me go home. I then got a phone call about 2 months later, asking if I'd be interested in a plea bargain. So I said sure, so I went to court, discussed it with my lawyer, and decided to go ahead with it.

I got 60 hours community service.
TheSystemLord1

What the hell did you do? Them getting a search warrant and confiscating your computer is pretty serious stuff.

I can really only think of one thing that would cause the police to confiscate a computer...

:|

I could think of a few things, but only one seems likely which is probably the thing you're thinking of...

[QUOTE="TheSystemLord1"][QUOTE="gameguy6700"]

[QUOTE="DJ-PRIME90"]yup, cops came to my house. took my computer and brought me to their station. tried to interogate me, but my lawyer told me not to talk, so I didn't. so they let me go home. I then got a phone call about 2 months later, asking if I'd be interested in a plea bargain. So I said sure, so I went to court, discussed it with my lawyer, and decided to go ahead with it.

I got 60 hours community service.
gameguy6700

What the hell did you do? Them getting a search warrant and confiscating your computer is pretty serious stuff.

I can really only think of one thing that would cause the police to confiscate a computer...

:|

I could think of a few things, but only one seems likely which is probably the thing you're thinking of...

rick rooll?

I have not, but my cat has. Yeah...he doesn't speak of it much. He was caught dealing nip to kittens. He was put in jail for five months. He came out a changed cat. He now goes to schools and camps telling of what he did and how big of a mistake he made.

I have not, but my cat has. Yeah...he doesn't speak of it much. He was caught dealing nip to kittens. He was put in jail for five months. He came out a changed cat. He now goes to schools and camps telling of what he did and how big of a mistake he made.

ChaosRyder665

lol!

I thought girl cops were only in movies.......xSIZEMATTER

I would have, but I had my AIR Jordans onproctorsurf

I thought girl cops were only in movies.......xSIZEMATTER

I am a girl, the cop was my boyfriend...

[QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"]I thought girl cops were only in movies.......ChaosRyder665

fixed

fixed. girlz don'z existz thesez inernetz

It's just a government conspiracy.

[QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"]I thought girl cops were only in movies.......strieeyes

I am a girl, the cop was my boyfriend...

good one BUSH!!!!!!!!

Yea, 11/22/2006 (I remeber the date sicne JFK's death is the same) in short me and others got busted in a car in a closed park smoking pot. There's a whole large story to it and like 4 cop cars came to the scene and a big mess (not a mess in that someone died) but thats the short verison.

[QUOTE="ChaosRyder665"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"]I thought girl cops were only in movies.......xSIZEMATTER

fixed

fixed. girlz don'z existz thesez inernetz

It's just a government conspiracy.

Oh noes! They're on to me!!

[QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"]

[QUOTE="ChaosRyder665"][QUOTE="xSIZEMATTER"]I thought girl cops were only in movies.......strieeyes

fixed

fixed. girlz don'z existz thesez inernetz

It's just a government conspiracy.

Oh noes! They're on to me!!

Oh you can run but you can't hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!