Ever Farted...............

In bed and then gone under the covers and smelt it?......i know i have.........dont really recomend it:P

Anyways telling you're FARTING stories here

Yes, I do all the time.

This one time I farted and I tried to taste it.

Umm, no I don't generally make a habit of smelling my own farts...

Don't make fun of me for this, I'm dead serious, I, myself enjoy letting it rip and then put my face to the fabric and take a deep breath. It's a weird thing I do, but it makes me kinda proud, like looking down the toilet bowl after the morning routine.StephenHu

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Don't make fun of me for this, I'm dead serious, I, myself enjoy letting it rip and then put my face to the fabric and take a deep breath. It's a weird thing I do, but it makes me kinda proud, like looking down the toilet bowl after the morning routine.StephenHu

Make fun of you?! Who doesn't do that? Who wouldn't?

"Girls don't fart" a friend of mine said but I proved her wrong that day but anyway I don't smell them, I don't want to die.:lol:

"Girls don't fart" a friend of mine said but I proved her wrong that day but anyway I don't smell them, I don't want to die.:lol:

dookiecookie

So you dutch oven yourself? :|

..and no I don't dutch oven myself

NEVER. Farting is for nerds.MagnumPI

Totally. *poot*

[QUOTE="dookiecookie"]

"Girls don't fart" a friend of mine said but I proved her wrong that day but anyway I don't smell them, I don't want to die.:lol:

desktopdefender

"Girls don't fart" a friend of mine said but I proved her wrong that day but anyway I don't smell them, I don't want to die.:lol:

dookiecookie

[QUOTE="dookiecookie"]

"Girls don't fart" a friend of mine said but I proved her wrong that day but anyway I don't smell them, I don't want to die.:lol:

MagnumPI

Lol thats why I don't smell it anywaymy friendreally believed that.

i farted once on the set of blue lagoon. HUGE_Flavor

*slaps you* :lol:

i have a good one.

me and my friend were at a party and we both crashed on the hosts sisters bed. (in the most heterosexual of ways)

the next morning his sister(shes at least an 7, maybe an 8)comes down to grab some clothes, and my friend is still asleep.

he farts.

she looks at me.

i laugh.

then im embarrased.

she thought it was me.

I farted on htis hot girls face, and she laughed. omfg.

Thread of the day. ROFLMAOCOPTOR. Hahahaha.kool-aids

Don't make fun of me for this, I'm dead serious, I, myself enjoy letting it rip and then put my face to the fabric and take a deep breath. It's a weird thing I do, but it makes me kinda proud, like looking down the toilet bowl after the morning routine.

[QUOTE="desktopdefender"][QUOTE="dookiecookie"]

"Girls don't fart" a friend of mine said but I proved her wrong that day but anyway I don't smell them, I don't want to die.:lol:

The_PirateKing

[QUOTE="The_PirateKing"][QUOTE="desktopdefender"][QUOTE="dookiecookie"]

"Girls don't fart" a friend of mine said but I proved her wrong that day but anyway I don't smell them, I don't want to die.:lol:

The_PirateKing

Well theres nothing reallyto much to the story......i just gave her a piggie back front ways and BAAM!!!!!!!!!made my lower body jiggle....Smelt really bad too!!

haha sorry i was looking at another thread......

Well theres nothing reallyto much to the story......i just gave her a piggie back front ways and BAAM!!!!!!!!!made my lower body jiggle....Smelt really bad too!!

desktopdefender