Ever received an insult that made you go lolwut?

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#1 mindstorm
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Have you ever been given an insult or heard an insult that made you question the sanity and intelligence of the insulter?

Once, me and some friends went to Waffle House late at night. Well, one of my friends decided to wear some racing goggles into the restaurant. One of the drunk people in the establishment apparently felt insulted by my friend. You see, that night was race night and this man was a racer. My friend became completely confused as the drunk guy accused my friend of being "racist against racers." We left in a rather humorous mood as a result.

Now how about you? And please, keep it clean. :wink:

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#2 ps3wizard45
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I get it, Racist against Racers! :lol:

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#3 Desulated
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Fanboys of any game :lol:

Too much to list!

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#5 xande010
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uhhhhhhhh really... no =D strange question man... really... it's difficult =D
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#7 duxup
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I get a fair number of hate PMs or such along the lines of a big rant that goes: "You're a ****ing *** ****..." They go on for paragraphs sometimes. I wonder if they think they're really making me cry or something.
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#8 Marka1700
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[QUOTE="Desulated"]

Fanboys of any game :lol:

Too much to list!

Fanboys can be hilariously stupid.
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#9 broken_bass_bin
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About two years ago, I was in a fish and chip shop with two of my housemates. One of them didn't get anything to eat, but the other one offered him some of his chips so obviously he took some. And some random guy on another table objected to this, and piped up with "Hey! What the hell are you doing? Look at him, he's stealing his chips! Ahh no, I'm not having that!" etc. and proceeded to shout at them for a good minute or so.

Still can't work out why two people eating from one bowl of chips made him so angry.

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#10 Smokescreened84
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Aye, when idiots shout out "Transformers!" because I collect them and use them to help me fight my disability - great for the hand/eye coordination. I usually wonder if I should yell out in reply "Aye, and what of them? Jealous or unable to do something that requires you to think?"

R/T

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#11 Marka1700
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I get a fair number of hate PMs or such along the lines of a big rant that goes: "You're a ****ing *** ****..." They go on for paragraphs sometimes. I wonder if they think they're really making me cry or something.duxup
I love reading that kind of stuff. It cracks me up.
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I get a fair number of hate PMs or such along the lines of a big rant that goes: "You're a ****ing *** ****..." They go on for paragraphs sometimes. I wonder if they think they're really making me cry or something.duxup

your safe behing your e-wall and e-bubble :x
[spoiler] youre the man duxup :cry: [/spoiler]

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#13 black_cat19
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I'm a metalhead, once when I was in high school I picked an argument with a scene girl about music, and she said "your music is so bad they don't even play it on MTV!". :lol:

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#14 mindstorm
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I'm a metalhead, once when I was in high school I picked an argument with a scene girl about music, and she said "your music is so bad they don't even play it on MTV!". :lol:

black_cat19
lol, that gave me a good laugh.
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#15 bronxxbombers
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Ive gotten some bad ones on XBL. And on youtube comments section. Especially when some Australian kid said, all Americans are fat, whan australia is fatter then America.
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When I was like 13, someone told me that something I said was "poppycock." Still don't know that that means.

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#17 Desulated
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[QUOTE="Desulated"]

Fanboys of any game :lol:

Too much to list!

Marka1700

Fanboys can be hilariously stupid.

Yep. Gave me quite some moderations also.

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I'm a metalhead, once when I was in high school I picked an argument with a scene girl about music, and she said "your music is so bad they don't even play it on MTV!". :lol:

black_cat19

I :lol:'d. I had a similar case, except the girl told me that my "bands are so bad that they don't even have Myspaces." So if a band has a social networking page, they're instantly recognizable as good? Ironically many of the bands I listen to do, although not all of them.

Now the stupidest insult I've ever heard was uttered by my sister when she was mad. I asked her "What the hell are you doing?" and she responded with "Shut up! You're a LEAF!" and stomped away.

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#19 redstorm72
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Back in high school we were playing baseball and my team was up at bat. One of my team mates hit the ball down center field and started to run for first. He was a short guy and ran kind of funny, so the pitcher yells at him "Ha! look, it's Stanley the fish. Run fishboy, run!". I went up and asked him why he called the runner a fishboy. he said it was because "he ran like a fish". I guess he forgot that fish can't run because they don't have legs.
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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

"I'm a metalhead, once when I was in high school I picked an argument with a scene girl about music, and she said "your music is so bad they don't even play it on MTV!". :lol:"

Saturos3091

"I :lol:'d. I had a similar case, except the girl told me that my "bands are so bad that they don't even have Myspaces." So if a band has a social networking page, they're instantly recognizable as good? Ironically many of the bands I listen to do, although not all of them.

Now the stupidest insult I've ever heard was uttered by my sister when she was mad. I asked her "What the hell are you doing?" and she responded with "Shut up! You're a LEAF!" and stomped away."

Omg.... That must have scarred you for life!:o

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#21 Saturos3091
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Omg.... That must have scarred you for life!:o

NintendoLover00

It scarred me in that I realized I have to be biologically related to someone so mentally deficient. :lol:

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#22 pygmahia5
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yea a few times. one i remember is being accused of being emo. that made me :lol:
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#23 chessmaster1989
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I'm a metalhead, once when I was in high school I picked an argument with a scene girl about music, and she said "your music is so bad they don't even play it on MTV!". :lol:

black_cat19

Wow, that made me laugh :lol:

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Back in October, I told someone I was for Obama, and they called me a supporter of a "(homosexual slur --> ) ***-loving baby-killer." Beyond that I get the generic, "Run, Forrest, run!" and my fair share of names (most of them referring to my apparent lack of manliness) for running in public, especially in shorts that don't go down to my ankles.
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Any time the kids on PS3 call me that word that rhymes with Daggett (from Angry Beavers :P)
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Yes, I have, multiple times.

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Somebody on you tube said he imagined me in a sharks mouth......Was that supposed to offend me?
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"You're gay I fail to see how that is an insult to me?:? :|

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#29 Desulated
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Once I got called a homosexual by this guy. But then, once, I oversaw him watching...erm, let's just say it's inappropriate that describes the same fact of himself that he just called me.

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#30 joesh89
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Yea some guy said to me "you remember that time we were alone in that field, and you told me you was gay"

Yeah... :|

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#31 supa_badman
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LOL I did.

It went like this.

"HEY, NICE GLASSES. NOT. AHAHAHA"

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All the time from my friends older brother.
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#33 TehXenoz
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Yeah, once, this dude responds to something I said on a thread(not on GS)

He went "Well, man, you just have the most ugly ass skin ever.!"

...wtf?

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#34 MoonMarvel
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[QUOTE="supa_badman"]

LOL I did.

It went like this.

"HEY, NICE GLASSES. NOT. AHAHAHA"

Lame 1990s insult. I blame the movie clueless.
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#35 -Tish-
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One time this kid at school was trying to think of some cool comeback because a friend of mine insulted him. The best he could come up with was "I got your mom in my pocket!" So we both looked at each other for a brief second and began laughing our asses off.
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One time a guy told me a shove a *female private part" up my *where the sun don't shine*...
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#37 xfactor19990
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o ya lol this guy was mad at me, and was like well im too small for your mom
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I think some kid called me a slippery dog in elementary school.
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In system war I've been called a hermit, cow and lemming. Also, I was called homosexual for bashing a game.
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my friend through a brick at me, and it hit my arm and cut me open. The fact that I had a cut on my arm prompted one kid to insinuate that I had homosexual sex with someone.

I was like ...... right.

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No but I once threw one totally incoherent one. Someone swerved toward me in their car while I was skating on the street despite them having plenty of room, driving me into the pavement and resulting in me launching through the air and scuffing my way across the median, momentarily whiting out from the impact. Bloodied, I got back on my feet and screamed after them "YOU LAMENUT ****TOAD!" I don't know what it is or what it means, but it was very cathartic to say.
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All the time, and not just here on GameSpot with fanboys and what not. My school community (namely my grade) is filled with teenagers who lack the maturity and intellect to make logical insults, and because people seem to have many reasons to hate me, I get more than an earful of their lack of maturity/intellect on a regular basis. I'm trying to remember a memorable "lolwut" insult... Oh yes! Some guy came up to my friends and I one time, and in attempt to make fun of the metal music we were listening to, he was like: "Metal sucks ****; it's just noise, screaming, and people cutting themselves!", and he also repeatedly made these hand motions in which he would depict someone cutting themself. Sure, it's typical ignorance really... but the guy who said it was a complete idiot, his voice sounded funny, and my friends and I just found it plain hilarious. :lol:
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All the time, and not just here on GameSpot with fanboys and what not. My school community (namely my grade) is filled with teenagers who lack the maturity and intellect to make logical insults, and because people seem to have many reasons to hate me, I get more than an earful of their lack of maturity/intellect on a regular basis. I'm trying to remember a memorable "lolwut" insult... Oh yes! Some guy came up to my friends and I one time, and in attempt to make fun of the metal music we were listening to, he was like: "Metal sucks ****; it's just noise, screaming, and people cutting themselves!", and he also repeatedly made these hand motions in which he would depict someone cutting themself. Sure, it's typical ignorance really... but the guy who said it was a complete idiot, his voice sounded funny, and my friends and I just found it plain hilarious. :lol:atm0073

Thats hillarious! I find it quite amusing that there are still so many metal haters out there. Hm. Sad.

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#44 LZ71
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When I was like 13, someone told me that something I said was "poppycock." Still don't know that that means.

superbradleyo77

Poppycock:

nonsense; bosh.

:)

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#45 -Tish-
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[QUOTE="atm0073"]All the time, and not just here on GameSpot with fanboys and what not. My school community (namely my grade) is filled with teenagers who lack the maturity and intellect to make logical insults, and because people seem to have many reasons to hate me, I get more than an earful of their lack of maturity/intellect on a regular basis. I'm trying to remember a memorable "lolwut" insult... Oh yes! Some guy came up to my friends and I one time, and in attempt to make fun of the metal music we were listening to, he was like: "Metal sucks ****; it's just noise, screaming, and people cutting themselves!", and he also repeatedly made these hand motions in which he would depict someone cutting themself. Sure, it's typical ignorance really... but the guy who said it was a complete idiot, his voice sounded funny, and my friends and I just found it plain hilarious. :lol:TehXenoz

Thats hillarious! I find it quite amusing that there are still so many metal haters out there. Hm. Sad.

Not nearly as many as their used to be. I remember back in my middle school about 90% of the student body listened to rap. But just about everyone I talk to my age hates rap now.
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#46 MgamerBD
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A girl walked across the street one time while me and my friend was eating hotdogs and called me "****"
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#47 boshlonavish
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One time my friend tried to insult me by saying I only listen to metal. Apart from that not even being an insult, my favorite group at the time was a techno band. >_>
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#48 xfactor19990
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[QUOTE="superbradleyo77"]

When I was like 13, someone told me that something I said was "poppycock." Still don't know that that means.

LZ71

Poppycock:

nonsense; bosh.

:)

or carmel corn with nuts