Have you guys ever tried to hold in a fart only to unleash that beast at the best possible time? I'm sure nothing can beat this guy's fart. I once had to fart during a college class and tried to let it rip silently only to have it sound like a balloon quickly losing air.
Yeah that's happened to me too. I was walking around the shop floor where I work trying to see if I could let a silent one out away from all the customers. So I got there, stopped to make it look like I was tidying up and just started to release the beast so to speak, when a customer tapped me on the shoulder. It made me jump so I turned round and the rest of the fart just boomed out. Needless to say, they looked a bit horrified.
This one time I was in Vegas I was in 6th grade or so. And my stomach hurt so bad the entire day. Needless to say later that night I had a fart that lasted 2 minutes I kid you not. It was insane.
This one time I was in Vegas I was in 6th grade or so. And my stomach hurt so bad the entire day. Needless to say later that night I had a fart that lasted 2 minutes I kid you not. It was insane.Agent-Zero
Yeah that's happened to me too. I was walking around the shop floor where I work trying to see if I could let a silent one out away from all the customers. So I got there, stopped to make it look like I was tidying up and just started to release the beast so to speak, when a customer tapped me on the shoulder. It made me jump so I turned round and the rest of the fart just boomed out. Needless to say, they looked a bit horrified.
Murj
:lol:..uh,just imagine how boring our lives would be without farts.
Trust me, they do. My dad would tell me that when he's seeing a patient (he's a psychologist) he would have to fart really bad, so he would try to cough at the same time to cover it up. Of course it didn't work, he would cough and the fart would come out right after. If I know it's going to be silent, I'll let it out. If I don't, I'll wait until I'm alone.
[QUOTE="gingefails"]Ladies never fart. :osammyjenkis898
Trust me, they do. I know, I was being semi-sarcastic. Only semi because it's a very taboo subject in the presence of girley-friends. But yes, I try to hold on. The worse time was when I went to town one saturday night. All glammed up but full of air, it was cripplingly painful and I had to hobble around. At least people thought I was drunk instead.
Oh God thank you I needed a good laugh. I once let a SBD while leaving classroom in hs, and man the people behind me were choking and they didn't know it was me. It was one of the most memorable funny times.
yes they are, in college me and my buddy were on an elevator, with two good looking college girls and he farted in it and I felt bad that he did it in front of them so once it stopped on our floor I got out of the elevator and stopped in the doorway, bent over and let one rip then turned around and watched the elevator doors close... it was epic
yes they are, in college me and my buddy were on an elevator, with two good looking college girls and he farted in it and I felt bad that he did it in front of them so once it stopped on our floor I got out of the elevator and stopped in the doorway, bent over and let one rip then turned around and watched the elevator doors close... it was epic
yes they are, in college me and my buddy were on an elevator, with two good looking college girls and he farted in it and I felt bad that he did it in front of them so once it stopped on our floor I got out of the elevator and stopped in the doorway, bent over and let one rip then turned around and watched the elevator doors close... it was epic
You're a good friend.
thanks, I didn't want him to feel bad about doing it
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